SIR ELTON! What's up?
I really love your album
Goodbye Yellow Brick
by Road
 
			
Poop is where you pooped
Except for modern plumbing
They fix that shit up.
by Elton Jaun
 
			
Life is where you LIVE.
That is where life can be found.
It is nowhere else.
by Life  of God 
 
			
corona 19
this is 2020
life is where
by Otteri Selvakumar of Chennai, India 
 
			
I haiku'd your mom.
She screamed: "More haiku . . . more! MORE!
(I think she liked it.)
by Mother  of All Haiku 
 
			
So many words are here
Not sure what they are doing
Making more problems
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
You make a good point 
Let's get back to what matters 
Hating immigrants 
Unless they are hot
Put up with adultery 
Let you grab their #$÷=%
by Jesus is lard
 
			
if he'd built that wall
it would keep out corona
and enchiladas
by ash
 
			
Just repeat that lie
Over and over until
It becomes the truth
by Poops on Duck
 
			
The Chicom virus
Came from- Chicom bio lab
Then destroyed our world.
by Yue Fei of Hunan area 
 
			
Poisoned by RX
The side effects are pure hell
Levofloxcian
by Buster downed of 5th level hell 
 
			
Three times struck down bad
in the last two or three years
Dukah sattva- truth
by Wong Lofan of Kalifonia 
 
			
Grumpy is wisdom.
Mean drunk is also wisdom.
Embrace satori!
by one dozen zen 
 
			
You bunch of grumpies....
Being so mean to each other 
Like drunk dudes fighting
by Stupid but entertaining 
 
			
My life insurance
is bad haiku. Bad Haiku!
Verse deductible.
by I Haiku'd your Mother
 
			
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by Life Insurance Help Desk of california 
 
			
https://smash-eliquid.com/
by smash e liquid of usa 
 
			
You do not make sense.
Hatred of our president 
Has made you insane.
by Trump Derangement Support
 
			
god bless the donald
americans choose freedom
he's got you covid
by ash
 
			
i may not want to
know, because it is all a
bunch of posturing
by vhs
 
			
there is a lot we do
not know about one another
that can be fear
by vhs
 
			
best not to forget
we all have a day to die
do not know when though
by vhs
 
			
in fact im so pissed
someone wanted damnation
im guiding someone...
here to see if there 
might need be some need to look at
what goes on here
by vhs
 
			
oh go cast the first
stone somewhere else, direct the
gaze into mirrors
by vhs of go fuck yourself haiku observer 
 
			
Here I sit, waiting 
One thing, soon maybe to come 
localization
by Line of lines 
 
			
Vile human garbage:
You waste your time on this site...
you are doomed and damned.
by Haiku Observer
 
			
I'm counting the Qs
In all words that start with Q...
but most have just one.
by PopQorn Porn for Q-tards
 
			
We're the headquarters.
You're in the command center:
It's "Haiku HQ".
by Q Told Me To Count Syllables
 
			
if there is a deep
state info drop here is it
now big bad Hai-Q?
by vhs
 
			
Not only Covid --
Just blame Evil Orange-Man
for ev-er-ry-thing.
by Yuge, Just Tremendous of Make Haiku Great Again 
 
			
US and UK
Highest rates of Covid, blame
Borris and Donald
by Facts are tough sometimes....
 
			
when the world has gone
mad from lunacy in ports
of power, the time of
recompence is nigh
by vhs
 
			
you get this big ass 
blurt from this guy, on damn prayer
day of all times.....and....
by vhs
 
			
rediculous, it
makes no difference because
we are all dust soon enough
by vhs
 
			
New word coined for you.
Your final murderous fit:
Smorgasbordgasm
by Darth Support Squad
 
			
It's confession time.
I'm really goddamn boring.
And so now you know.
The things I speak of,
that's just me being stupid...
for how much longer?
I think I might snap.
Kill some people who need it.
Unleash the demon.
The demon hungers.
Blood of sinners, theives, and whores.
It's a smorgasbord.
by Darth Whorrendous of Honorable suicide. 
 
			
pyramid pimping ?
that arrangement has a name:
capitalism
by ash
 
			
that's my secret, cap
i'm not always prolific
but i'm terrific
by ash
 
			
Fragility . . . ugh.
It's long past time to man up
and write more haiku.
by Fragile Gets Broken,    of Course 
 
			
Sanctuary Lost
My Love isn't fragile but
My emotions are
by Ledge of Kentucky 
 
			
covid quarantine
love just doesn't peter out
but dreams are fragile
by Ledge of Kentucky 
 
			
i hear they eat dogs
 but sleep with them?  yes i
am quite aware...beast
by vhs of horny female werewolf 
 
			
never say never
I might like you better if
we slept together
by Where's the queef?
 
			
dog poo shis kebab
smothered in vagrant vomit
with brown or white rice
by Queef.....it's what's for dinner
 
			
what happens if i get
a pimp to become a sub
i'm pimping a pimp?
by vhs
 
			
My girls work 4 me
Bring me them dolla bills, yall.
Then I write haiku.
by Supa-Pimp King  of tha Streets 
 
			
I am the BADDEST.
My mad haiku stone cold BAD.
Beat yo whack-ass DOWN.
by Tyrone Floyd tha Supa-Pimp of 42nd Street 
 
			
every now and then
i read bad haiku i like
maybe it is yours
by scotch of you get a like, and you get a like 
 
			
sociopath need the
dumbest most evil shit to
keep their itch going
by vhs of vengeful 
 
			
I have been watching
the ones who watch you go poo
via hidden cam.
The dark web kicks ass.
Something for every perv.
For every nerve.
by dw of swerve serve unerve curve