Not only Covid --
Just blame Evil Orange-Man
for ev-er-ry-thing.
by Yuge, Just Tremendous of Make Haiku Great Again 
 
			
US and UK
Highest rates of Covid, blame
Borris and Donald
by Facts are tough sometimes....
 
			
when the world has gone
mad from lunacy in ports
of power, the time of
recompence is nigh
by vhs
 
			
you get this big ass 
blurt from this guy, on damn prayer
day of all times.....and....
by vhs
 
			
rediculous, it
makes no difference because
we are all dust soon enough
by vhs
 
			
New word coined for you.
Your final murderous fit:
Smorgasbordgasm
by Darth Support Squad
 
			
It's confession time.
I'm really goddamn boring.
And so now you know.
The things I speak of,
that's just me being stupid...
for how much longer?
I think I might snap.
Kill some people who need it.
Unleash the demon.
The demon hungers.
Blood of sinners, theives, and whores.
It's a smorgasbord.
by Darth Whorrendous of Honorable suicide. 
 
			
pyramid pimping ?
that arrangement has a name:
capitalism
by ash
 
			
that's my secret, cap
i'm not always prolific
but i'm terrific
by ash
 
			
Fragility . . . ugh.
It's long past time to man up
and write more haiku.
by Fragile Gets Broken,    of Course 
 
			
Sanctuary Lost
My Love isn't fragile but
My emotions are
by Ledge of Kentucky 
 
			
covid quarantine
love just doesn't peter out
but dreams are fragile
by Ledge of Kentucky 
 
			
i hear they eat dogs
 but sleep with them?  yes i
am quite aware...beast
by vhs of horny female werewolf 
 
			
never say never
I might like you better if
we slept together
by Where's the queef?
 
			
dog poo shis kebab
smothered in vagrant vomit
with brown or white rice
by Queef.....it's what's for dinner
 
			
what happens if i get
a pimp to become a sub
i'm pimping a pimp?
by vhs
 
			
My girls work 4 me
Bring me them dolla bills, yall.
Then I write haiku.
by Supa-Pimp King  of tha Streets 
 
			
I am the BADDEST.
My mad haiku stone cold BAD.
Beat yo whack-ass DOWN.
by Tyrone Floyd tha Supa-Pimp of 42nd Street 
 
			
every now and then
i read bad haiku i like
maybe it is yours
by scotch of you get a like, and you get a like 
 
			
sociopath need the
dumbest most evil shit to
keep their itch going
by vhs of vengeful 
 
			
I have been watching
the ones who watch you go poo
via hidden cam.
The dark web kicks ass.
Something for every perv.
For every nerve.
by dw of swerve serve unerve curve 
 
			
who watches the ones
who watch us?  we do and don't
really give a shit
by vhs of symbolism will be their downfall 
 
			
Darth we are known you.
You are please present yourself
To state official.
by Darth Hencock of Party like it's People's Republic of  Red Funk 
 
			
Cock in your icebox?
Waste refrigerator space.
Beijing duck better.
by Wet Market Wet Hen   of Wuhan Fowl Research Lab 
 
			
Ho. Useless eaters
Scribbling useless haiku verse.
We monitor you.
by WeChat Extension Software of Wuhan Virology Institute 
 
			
I have a huge cock...
in the refrigerator.
It was the postman's.
by dw of When will you be coming over for dinner? 
 
			
My dink smells funny.
That's because it has a nose.
Watch it snort some meth.
by dw of I think I have covid, but maybe it's a hangover. 
 
			
Levofloxcian
A poison drug think about it
Preserve your person
by Floxed of hurting status 
 
			
A bad addiction.
Counting those damn syllables.
At least it's not meth.
by dw of Maybe meth would be better. 
 
			
if something did end
all this i'd be embarassed
badly, then it's done...
i would go for a while and check back
by vhs
 
			
aw who am i fooling
but myself, dog to puke
run and lap it up
by vhs
 
			
i think youve pissed me
off enough to wrap this place
up so i get this
shit off my mind now
by vhs
 
			
fine, fine ya gone and
done it youse mugs done drove me
offa this here site
by vhs
 
			
hey, it woiks for me
bub, if ya cant keep up, play
some solataire...yeeh..
by vhs
 
			
VHS you sap:
You overthink EVERYTHING.
Let go and let God.
by For Your Own Good
 
			
relentless is the
bulge in the neck of time, gen
why asks why is this?
by vhs
 
			
is it raining out?
will it snow this month, gee me
thinks it just might so
by vhs
 
			
mhmm, maybe i
will just get r absent minded
one day and not care
by vhs
 
			
The time of Man, done.
Endless ages of Haiku
shall roll on, brothers.
by Shining Beams from Heavens   of Haiku 
 
			
Buddha will not save.
Nor your gods. Nor Your idols.
Haiku shall judge you.
by Raised Flashing Blade  of Haiku 
 
			
And then, as they flee,
Slay them all without mercy
until Haiku reigns.
by Genocide  of Haiku-based Compassion 
 
			
After the signal,
Trap them within the Haiku 
Then set fire to it.
by Seven Samurai  of Bad Haiku 
 
			
Time is short, brothers.
Haiku cries out for REVENGE.
The blade thirsts for blood.
by Victims   of Haiku Massacre 
 
			
My haiku brethren;
Do not quarrel over it.
Unite and SLAY them.
by Militant Haiku of Blood Vengeance 
 
			
I think I must leave.
So that vhs will not.
He wants me to die.
by dw of Maybe he is right. 
 
			
mister president
beware covfefe nineteen
it's fake novelty
by ash
 
			
strange reactions just
keep reacting to the place
till i finally
by vhs
 
			
"Befrazzled": strange word.
Using this term makes you sound
very befrazzled.
by Don't Worry Be Frazzled
 
			
well if i am too
befrazzled i might decide
to leave here for good!
by vhs
 
			
Is your penis small?
Then why so competitive?
Just enjoy your life.
by Eccentrica Gallumbits