To steal from the rich
To take from the poor, makes all
A lot little less bored.
by Line of lines 
 
			
i don't know how that
exodus would have been if
they danced around a
golden toilet....
by vhs
 
			
I am that I am.
That is the name of my God.
Do not forget it.
by dw of Exodus something something. Doesn't matter. 
 
			
bit of a rewind
 mate, the golden sphincter is
open for business
by vhs
 
			
Don't be mad, Moxie.
It was directed to Darth.
In worshipful awe.
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
maybe someone could
make gold turds and tell those who
invest in such shit
by vhs of ....to invest in gold turds from hong kong 
 
			
you could also make
a toilet out of gold and
flush your offerings.
by vhs
 
			
so basically you
can make my ass out of gold
and you can kiss it...
by vhs of bow down and worship my derrier 
 
			
Image of your God
is a golden hemorrhoid
so bow and worship.
by 5th Chapter of  First Samuel 
 
			
well I'm still here, so
you tell me who's ass is raw
from years of shoving
by vhs... of drink me 
 
			
Medical haiku
Fix hemorrhoid up real good
Cost twenty dollar
by Posturing with excellent posture 
 
			
Invade my sphincter!
Violate me, bad haiku!
Punish my hem'roids!
by dw
 
			
My vicious haiku 
Crawling on up your pants leg
Rip your ass apart
by Posturing with excellent posture 
 
			
Master Kenobi,
if it's not in the archives,
it does not exist.
by dw
 
			
Like funky pizza.
Archives full of anchovies.
Stank like yo' momma.
by Darth Whorrendous, The Highly Inappropriate and Blurter of Uncalled For Comments at The Dinner Table. 
 
			
Ash and Moxie. Wow.
They have been here forever.
(Since haiku went bad)
by Checked the Archives  
 
			
driving down the road,
the OTHERS drive so badly
get outta my way!
by AmongstTheRabble
 
			
Bitches. All of you.
Shrinking flowers of haiku.
False friends and losers.
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
I die ev'ry day.
But it's just a little death.
French fries with mayo.
I know it's nasty.
Fucking European scum.
Ruin ev'rything!
by Proud to Be 'Merikan! of Yeeeee HAW! 
 
			
I have a penis.
I also write poetry.
Would you like to see?
by dw of basically sums it up 
 
			
SIR ELTON! What's up?
I really love your album
Goodbye Yellow Brick
by Road
 
			
Poop is where you pooped
Except for modern plumbing
They fix that shit up.
by Elton Jaun
 
			
Life is where you LIVE.
That is where life can be found.
It is nowhere else.
by Life  of God 
 
			
corona 19
this is 2020
life is where
by Otteri Selvakumar of Chennai, India 
 
			
I haiku'd your mom.
She screamed: "More haiku . . . more! MORE!
(I think she liked it.)
by Mother  of All Haiku 
 
			
So many words are here
Not sure what they are doing
Making more problems
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
You make a good point 
Let's get back to what matters 
Hating immigrants 
Unless they are hot
Put up with adultery 
Let you grab their #$÷=%
by Jesus is lard
 
			
if he'd built that wall
it would keep out corona
and enchiladas
by ash
 
			
Just repeat that lie
Over and over until
It becomes the truth
by Poops on Duck
 
			
The Chicom virus
Came from- Chicom bio lab
Then destroyed our world.
by Yue Fei of Hunan area 
 
			
Poisoned by RX
The side effects are pure hell
Levofloxcian
by Buster downed of 5th level hell 
 
			
Three times struck down bad
in the last two or three years
Dukah sattva- truth
by Wong Lofan of Kalifonia 
 
			
Grumpy is wisdom.
Mean drunk is also wisdom.
Embrace satori!
by one dozen zen 
 
			
You bunch of grumpies....
Being so mean to each other 
Like drunk dudes fighting
by Stupid but entertaining 
 
			
My life insurance
is bad haiku. Bad Haiku!
Verse deductible.
by I Haiku'd your Mother
 
			
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by Life Insurance Help Desk of california 
 
			
https://smash-eliquid.com/
by smash e liquid of usa 
 
			
You do not make sense.
Hatred of our president 
Has made you insane.
by Trump Derangement Support
 
			
god bless the donald
americans choose freedom
he's got you covid
by ash
 
			
i may not want to
know, because it is all a
bunch of posturing
by vhs
 
			
there is a lot we do
not know about one another
that can be fear
by vhs
 
			
best not to forget
we all have a day to die
do not know when though
by vhs
 
			
in fact im so pissed
someone wanted damnation
im guiding someone...
here to see if there 
might need be some need to look at
what goes on here
by vhs
 
			
oh go cast the first
stone somewhere else, direct the
gaze into mirrors
by vhs of go fuck yourself haiku observer 
 
			
Here I sit, waiting 
One thing, soon maybe to come 
localization
by Line of lines 
 
			
Vile human garbage:
You waste your time on this site...
you are doomed and damned.
by Haiku Observer
 
			
I'm counting the Qs
In all words that start with Q...
but most have just one.
by PopQorn Porn for Q-tards
 
			
We're the headquarters.
You're in the command center:
It's "Haiku HQ".
by Q Told Me To Count Syllables
 
			
if there is a deep
state info drop here is it
now big bad Hai-Q?
by vhs
 
			
Not only Covid --
Just blame Evil Orange-Man
for ev-er-ry-thing.
by Yuge, Just Tremendous of Make Haiku Great Again