Just five syllables
Is not enough to really
Say everything I

Blueberry donuts
Oh yes how I do love thee
Let the jelly roll

Girl I really like
Visits, but there is no sex
Unfortunately

Talkin

Talkin to myself
Better than talkin to walls
That's my everyday life.

MIstakes

No one is perfect
Everybody makes mistakes
And learn from them too.

I feel so empty
For my love has passed me by
Like dust in the wind

An empty bottle
And an empty glass spells the
End of this long day

Born restless, still am
Hearts pumping and eyes can see
A lamb lost in woods

How can I love you?
You're so vague and never there
But somehow I do

Ongoing project
Someday I will finish it
Procrastination

My fine illusion
A dream or a fantasy
Never to be known

Love's a waste of time
Too much pain, too much heartache
I can cry no more

Love is such a bitch
Is she really worth it now?
Going fishing

Haiku for Three Crowns

A horse broke down in
In the race thatstops the nation
A tragic ending

drank too much coffee
put my boss in a headlock
at the big meeting

whispered lullabye
into the robotic ear
doesn't change its state

wanna get real drunk
and burn down the orphanage
and wake up sorry

A Hiaku for My Dog
Whippets are a gas.
When warm, expand to take up
space available

You're so good with words
That give my mind clarity
Refreshing, so true

I will kill all folk
That do not like this haiku
And that means you bud!

Syllable over
Committed haiku faux pas
So sue me ya pricks!

Across the atruim
Stood Adonis in the flesh
Damn, I want him bad

Kill a pensioner
You'll never regret it huh?
Goodnight Grandpappy

I long for the day
When you and I will be in
The throws of passion

I stew about it
It makes me want to throw up
I feel really sick

Princess Diana
And aristocratic crew
Love to, eh, screw you!

I'll hold up my glass
And toast your very being
A fine wine it is

I am a fuckwit
This I know only too well
Who gives a damn, eh?

The night is still young
The moon is full, stars are bright
The dawn comes too soon

I am forty one
Plenty of time to wander
I need viagra

writing good haiku
with the correct syllables
is very diffic

i live to live on
to see the breaking of dawn
and not be a pawn

wish I could open
the back of my computer
and fill it with milk

mom thinks I'm crazy
because I want to marry
a rabid monkey

profound not profane
whaddya think of that then
u obscene jerk-offs

You think you're something
So smart, so witty, so cool
I've got news for you!

The game is over
You're as boring as batshit
Take a fucking hike

You Have Left T.O.
We Are So Sad You Know
We Must Visit Yo'

didn't you knowthat
you're my hero-your are the
WIND BETWEENMY CHEEKS

obese astronaut
squeezing into the capsule
so long, fatso

calmly I arrive
methodical orgasm
whoopie I just came

kill me universe
bless a bird's nest with a match
and poop on the moon

The deadline beckons
I am tired of waiting
They can all get fu#$ed!

logoff tired surfer
go to sleep my racing brain
damn insomnia

Bill gates profits big,
while netscape dies a slow death.
Suck my ass billy.

Oh fluffy monkey
Hairy lump of potato
She is a fat cat

Oh My friends my friends
I am leaving all of you
LONG LIVE BAD HAIKU!

I stay'd up 'til two
set the clocks back; yet again
until the sun rose

cold winds are blowing
upon those less fortunate
but i'm all right jack

The leaves turn yellow,
red, orange and copper hues.
Too soon sets the sun.