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27 Years, 167 Days and 77048 Haiku later...

Extra syllable
Represents the free booger
Nose umami ball
Haiku # 72233, September 29, 2021 12:19 am ET
by Eating of Out
How may I help you?
I'll get the Haiku Burger
and a large shake, please

Oh, one more thing, please
Could you put a hair in it?
Um..and a booger, too?
Haiku # 72232, September 29, 2021 12:15 am ET
by Customer of Old McWillow's

Добрый день!

Хочу рассказать вам про уже ставшей популярной и необходимой каждому трейдеру программе JoySignals. Это программа, помогающая торговать на валютном рынке и рынке бинарных опционов. На основе анализа индикаторов предоставляет рекомендации по торговле.

На сайте программы есть видео-примеры торговли на реальных счетах: (раздел «Примеры торговли»)

Что меня удивило в этой программе, так это очень качественные сигналы, которые рассчитываются на основании 18 индикаторов. В программе поддерживаются многие инструменты – валюты, акции, индексы, сырье.

Скачать демо-версию можно здесь https://bit.ly/3msCL3p

С уважением, Grayson




https://sergionytg85805.digitollblog.com/5396435/Примеры-торговли-на-реальных-счетах-Примеры-торговли-на-реальных-счетах-Как-стабильно-снимать-сливки-с-форекса-и-бинарных-опционов/ продажа бинарными опционами
http://trentonnioj79149.blog4youth.com/6757794/Уникальная-программа-для-трейдеров-Трейдинг-понятный-каждому-Как-торговать-валютой-или-опционами-без-нервов/ российская биржа криптовалют
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https://chanceliey12222.ourcodeblog.com/5399250/Трейдинг-понятный-каждому-Трейдинг-понятный-каждому-Как-стабильно-снимать-сливки-с-форекса-и-бинарных-опционов/ utrader бинарные опционы
Haiku # 72231, September 28, 2021 8:06 pm ET
by Sidorkoyuq of Russia
Scram, Aka Manto!
Can't take a shit in peace here
Stained your kimono!
Haiku # 72230, September 28, 2021 6:03 pm ET
by Not afraid of You
Haiku kissa room
Enough space for one person
before explosion
Haiku # 72229, September 28, 2021 5:48 pm ET
by Elroy Orbitson of Scatosphere
One cup of Pop Rocks,
a beer bong, two liters Coke,
Live streamed on FaceBook.

A world record fart!
I guess it's sort of cheating,
but whatever works!

For anal Pop Rocks
check out my PornHub channel.
Hershey's volcano!
Haiku # 72228, September 28, 2021 4:48 pm ET
by 257K hits from Japan alone! of Know your demographics.
Trans women should be
allowed to use the women's
bathroom, and that's that!

No, they aren't women.
I just don't want them pooping
in stalls next to me!
Haiku # 72227, September 28, 2021 4:40 pm ET
by Proud homophobe! of I'm just joking, IDGAF.
science fair project
observe the effects of Pop Rocks
on blow jobs. ( A+)
Haiku # 72226, September 28, 2021 3:50 pm ET
by Teacher's pet of Rockland, Maine
How long does it take
till the fizz packet kicks in?
Where are my chopsticks?
Haiku # 72225, September 28, 2021 3:42 pm ET
by Haikucinations of dog man
Sat on telescope
But couldn't see Uranus
Mine was in the way
Haiku # 72224, September 28, 2021 3:36 pm ET
by Laughingstock of Science Fair
Gentle warm night breeze
Caresses the bamboo grove:
"Fuck Joe Biden" (chant).
Haiku # 72223, September 28, 2021 3:19 pm ET
by Redneck Crowds of Haiku Football
I have patented
Instant Haiku Fizz packets:
poetic powder.
Haiku # 72222, September 28, 2021 2:33 pm ET
by Take One and get Oriental
I also designed
Transexual mouth tampons
For difficult days.
Haiku # 72221, September 28, 2021 12:37 pm ET
by Mother of Invention
I have invented.
For example, the Square Wheel
(the cyber-version).
Haiku # 72220, September 28, 2021 12:27 pm ET
by Best of All Possible Outcomes
Extra syllable
represents the tear I cried
for your sweaty balls
Haiku # 72219, September 28, 2021 12:26 pm ET
by Tears of Laughter
You should invent something
Circulating pants fan for men
No more sweaty balls
Haiku # 72218, September 28, 2021 12:23 pm ET
by I. M. Glad of Females don't have balls
Results-based outcomes.
Data-driven strategies:
what passes for life.
Haiku # 72217, September 28, 2021 12:14 pm ET
by GOD is not data-driven, you Son of a Sow
Did I mention that
I never wear underwear.
It chafes my scrotum.

We should all go free.
Ban all restrictive chlothing.
And live in the woods.
Haiku # 72216, September 28, 2021 11:53 am ET
by Ticks on TikTok.
Yeah, I guess I could
trade magic beans for a cow.
There are few milk cows.

You can get real ice cream at some places, but it's like $10 a pint... still cheaper than it would be if I made my own, I think. Most of it's imported and this shitty government has a HUGE import tax... which keeps foreign competition away and therefore the companies here can make cheap garbage and have no competitors.

Also it's what the average person can afford, so there is that factor. Anywho... At least having less food keeps me less fat, yeah? Count those blessings.

Hot humid environment not the best for cattle. But it can be done. Keeping the milk fresh is a big issue also. I do love me some dairy. Yup.
Haiku # 72215, September 28, 2021 10:55 am ET
by blah blah blah.
"My Dog’s Paws Smell Like Fritos – Is This Normal? | Hampton Veterinary Hospital" https://www.hamptonveterinaryhospital.com/blog/my-dogs-paws-smell-like-fritos/
Haiku # 72214, September 28, 2021 9:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Make your own ice cream
You're kind of a scientist
so you can't go wrong
Haiku # 72213, September 28, 2021 9:18 am ET
by What's your favourite flavour?
Oh, it's the dog's feet!
I thought you said its asshole.
Smelled just like the ex.

But maybe not that bad.
Rotting fish guts smell better.
Nothing stinks like her!
Haiku # 72212, September 28, 2021 9:11 am ET
by My advice: If it stinks, don't stick it in!
I can live without.
But ice cream made with dairy.
That's a rarity.

Synthetic Chinese
shit is all over the place;
overpriced garbage.

Ice cream that never once saw a cow's teat is just fucking wrong and makes me want to go to war with Nestle's and Magnolia. Suicide bomb their headquarters and factories in the name of all that is good and holy. Jihad, Jihad! They seriously need more cows over here to help make more greenhouse gases and ice cream. Know what I mean, jellybean?
Haiku # 72211, September 28, 2021 9:05 am ET
by It's all about the money.
If you miss Fritos
Smell the bottom of dog's feet
Go ahead, try it
Haiku # 72210, September 28, 2021 8:43 am ET
by If it's any consolation of Fritos corn chips aren't as tasty as they used to be
An all male orgy
is nowhere near as gay as
pumpkin spice latte.
Haiku # 72209, September 28, 2021 6:16 am ET
by Truth!
Fritos; I miss them.
There's none in the Philippines.
Oh, what a pity.
Haiku # 72208, September 28, 2021 6:14 am ET
by They'd go well with balot! of Right?!
Way back in the day,
like seven, eight years ago,
had me some visions.

No, I wasn't high.
Nor tripping on LSD.
Totally sober.

I'd go to Walmart
and the shelves would be barren.
Completely empty.

Abandoned and void.
You think things are bad right now?
It's only begun.

My silly third eye,
energized by my third leg,
sees things it shouldn't.

I shouldn't tell you.
I guess it's okay this time.
And you are welcome.
Haiku # 72207, September 28, 2021 6:10 am ET
by Premonitions of a mad poet. of Mad in both ways.
Профессиональный монтаж напольных покрытий.Обращайтесь всегда рады вам помочь.
Мы делаем следующие работы
Монтаж напольного плинтуса из массива
Монтаж напольного плинтуса МДФ
Монтаж напольного плинтуса дюрополимер
Монтаж напольного плинтуса ПВХ
Монтаж напольного плинтуса ЛДФ
Монтаж потолочного плинтуса.
Монтаж напольного плинтуса из металла и т.д кроме камня.
Покраска плинтуса.
Монтаж напольных покрытий
Монтаж паркетной доски на подложку.
Монтаж ламината.
Монтаж винилового ламината
Монтаж инжинерной доски
Монтаж моссивной доски (с готовым покрытием)
Монтаж фанеры.
Монтаж галтелий и наличников.
По другим работам уточняйте!
гарантия на все виды работ.
Напилим.про
Haiku # 72206, September 28, 2021 12:56 am ET
by napilim.pro of Russia
Spooge Blaster 5K
Kind of a mouthful to say
Safety always off
Haiku # 72205, September 27, 2021 10:38 pm ET
by Noticer of concealed carry
That extra syllable was my head
Haiku # 72204, September 27, 2021 10:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
One day I just might
put my head on the train tracks
Flat souvenir for you

Will it bring good luck?
Carry it in your pocket
Bet on the horses
Haiku # 72203, September 27, 2021 8:20 pm ET
by Derailed train of thought
That was a funny little song
Haiku # 72202, September 27, 2021 8:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Might I recommend
a bit of Roger Waters.
Title's "Our Song."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRGe8iK0jvE&t=21s
Haiku # 72201, September 27, 2021 3:49 pm ET
by By the way, which one's Pink? of Ron Geesin helped out. Not sure which one was recorded.
When your instrument
is covered with excrement
simply wipe it clean

the next song appears
on the Karaoke screen
Come on, join the scene!
Haiku # 72200, September 27, 2021 2:56 pm ET
by It's Fun!
It's like a kazoo
but it's built inside of you
Play too hard, you'll poo

Whatever it is
that makes the sound of our farts
Your own work of art
Haiku # 72199, September 27, 2021 2:49 pm ET
by Master of Fine Farts
Why so serious?
All this tragedy and pain?
It's an illusion.

Row, row, row your boat.
Merrily et cetera.
Life is but a dream.

You speak of covid.
I must reply with flatus.
Try not to splat us.

Fret over borders?
Here's a pic of balot eggs.
Least your not a duck.
Haiku # 72198, September 27, 2021 2:31 pm ET
by Lighten up, light a match, of kill the smell... of life.
Times are serious.
You only talk about farts.
What is your problem?
Haiku # 72197, September 27, 2021 12:03 pm ET
by Beano of Gas-ex
I've not named my dink.
The Spooge Blaster 5000?
I guess that could work.

So, what do you think
of the name I gave my dink?
Your love's in the sink.
Haiku # 72196, September 27, 2021 7:52 am ET
by Your sperm's in the gutter.
Have you tried ear wax?
It's like a gourmet Cheez-Whiz
Pairs well with boogers
Haiku # 72195, September 27, 2021 5:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Bear Skin Rug
Charcuterie board
Crackers served on a boner
Try the hairy grapes
Haiku # 72194, September 27, 2021 4:38 am ET
by Hearth Hyggafucker of Cozy
Snopes had no answer
Do all men nickname their dinks?
Does yours have a name?
Haiku # 72193, September 27, 2021 4:31 am ET
by Hello of My name is
What does it do then,
this Whorendous covid strain?
How deadly is it?

Not deadly at all.
Uncontrollable flatus.
Boner won't go down.

What a fun winter.
It's just in time for Christmas.
Avoid open flames.
Haiku # 72192, September 27, 2021 4:16 am ET
by Think of it like black bean Viagra soup.
Prostitutes don't care
if you have covid or not.
Farts are not allowed.

So then I told her
"Yes, my farts are very loud."
She laughed; no discount.

We both coughed a lot.
Our viruses intertwined.
We made a new strain!
Haiku # 72191, September 27, 2021 4:04 am ET
by And I didn't fart! of ... this time.
An angel appears
Guess you won't be needing this....
Steals my granola
Haiku # 72190, September 27, 2021 4:00 am ET
by Cliff Dyer
A Mountain I climb
Beneath my feet a rock slips
My spine crumples hard
Haiku # 72189, September 27, 2021 1:23 am ET
by Missing hiker since 2012
I clapped her butt cheeks
I should have pulled out this time
Life is pulling out
Haiku # 72188, September 27, 2021 1:18 am ET
by Single father of many
Commies must be stopped.
Our future depends on this.
Stop them with haiku!
Haiku # 72187, September 27, 2021 12:30 am ET
by Anti-collectivist Haiku of Collective Individuality
Whatever you do,
do NOT use Google Translate;
bots come to your door!
Haiku # 72186, September 26, 2021 10:20 am ET
by I wouldn't mind if it was the pleasure model.
Goddamn those Ruskies.
Communist propaganda.
Internet crime lords.
Haiku # 72185, September 26, 2021 8:45 am ET
by Log in to post.... only logical. of Too complicated? Too much trouble? Probably.
Железнодорожные перевозки. Случай возникновения и развития
Сегодня грузовые железнодорожные перевозки представляют собой симбиоз инженерных достижений в области средств передвижения и оптимального процесса управления продвижением товаров и услуг через поставщиков к потребителям. Железнодорожные превозки. ТК БИРТРАНСЖелезнодорожные перевозки грузов по-прежнему считаются самым быстрым, удобным и наименее затратным способом доставки различных грузов – через тяжелой строительной техники предварительно скоро портящихся продуктов питания.Объясняется это в первую очередь тем, что железнодорожные перевозки находятся вне конкуренции, когда речь идет о транспортировке тяжелых и негабаритных грузов: строительной техники (кранов, экскаваторов, самосвалов), крупногабаритных технических изделий (положим, опор ЛЭП, железобетонных плит, перекрытий и т.п.). Железнодорожные превозки. ТК БИРТРАНС Присутствие этом размеры данных грузов ограничены чуть размерами самого подвижного состава, какой будет осуществлять железнодорожную перевозку. Более того - современная строительная техника целенаправленно проектируется именно с расчетом для то, что ее доставка будет осуществляться железнодорожным транспортом.
Для всем протяжении цивилизации прислуга всегда задумывался, чем ему перетащить иначе перевезти тяжелый, крупногабаритный, так и весь всякий бремя, который он сам не в состоянии перенести. Так были изобретены простые транспортные имущество, как сани, повозка, плот, лодка. Когда старание человека в качестве тяговой силы уже было не довольно, человек стали извлекать животных: волов, верблюдов и, понятно же, лошадей.
Снова в Древней Греции существовала необходимость перевозки тяжеловесного и негабаритного груза. Ради сокращения водного пути из Саронического залива в Коринфский существовал каменный способ, называемый Диолком с глубокими желобами в качестве направляющих и что служил ради перемещения волоком тяжелых кораблей.
Haiku # 72184, September 26, 2021 8:35 am ET
by CecilWhomb of РФ
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