should make bongs not bombs
but no smoking for toddlers
give them edibles

Lawrence Livermore?
I need some nuclear waste.
One metric ton's good.

Buy one, get one free?
You've got to be shitting me!
That's an awesome deal.

Sure I'll tell my friends.
I won't say where I got it.
And if you need kush...

I'm wanting to die.
Taking others along too.
Taliban recruit.

Details of entrails.
Weather forcast in bird guts.
Cue "Witchy Woman".

I was noticing
If it's all in the details
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How to read poems
First, make sure no one's looking
Next, get out the lube

Don't Read Poetry.
A book by Stephanie Burt.
I used it to wipe.

I was just thinking
I'm there for you every time
you do your business

It's superMA'AM!
Well Shazam, Shazam, Shazam!
Billy Batson's butt!

Inappropriate.
Jim Nabors banging Kal-El.
It might get pinched off.

Purple hair and spikes.
Yet another vain attempt.
Proving one's "wokeness".

Batman is laughing.
Kal-El is gobblin' some noots.
Deez noots in cream sauce.

Superman won't fight
for the American way.
Now that's really gay!

Red bibb on the back.
Now I become Super Pooh.
But still I'm not gay.

Don't overthink it.
I've not got much brain to think.
I'd love some honey.

You wouldn't happen
to have a pot of honey?
It's my kryptonite.

Winnie the Pooh's ass.
Can't help but want to squeeze it.
Superman's now gay.

Don't steal, don't gamble...
Talking about the man called
Michael Campbell. (DUB)

Rock bands should not preach.
They just need to do their art.
It doesn't age well.

I love their record
With dub-master Mikey Dread
Called 'Black Market Clash'

Used to like the Clash.
But now Joe's voice makes me cringe.
A few songs still good...

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Which one would you fuck?
2 day old, stale baguette bread
Everything bagel

Never robbed a bank
bank error in my favor
100 dollars

Noticed it later
She gave my dog a biscuit
in the drive thru tube

It wasn't an axe
It was with a Gurkah knife
That ain't much better

Never murdered anyone
but I worked for someone who
was axe murdered. Truth.

Clash. Sandinista
One of my favorite albums
I bet you like it

12 hours ahead.
But 200 years behind.
You have to see it.

What time is it there?
It's like talking with someone
who's from the future

When you're all alone
solving those math equations.
Mathturbation?

Fusion energy.
With enough beans it might work.
Intense compression.

I'm no scientist
but if I reverse the charge
your plan might backfire

If you want fart calls,
I will accommodate you.
It doesn't cost much.

Yes, I despise Alf
If I give you my number
will your fart call me?

Medicinal crack.
Prevents getting stressful jobs.
It's my brain, my choice!

Chihuahuas are weird.
Eyes look different directions.
Snort like little pigs.

Murdered anyone?
Have you ever robbed a bank?
Made a prank phone call?

Okay, I must ask:
How many cats do you have?
And do you hate Alf?

Have you ever seen
conjoined twin dyslexia
South Park episode.

I'll be on the porch
I may try to get you high
by remote catnip

I'm a defective
I just pick up things sometimes
Not a detective

I'll eat cereal
with my headless conjoined twin.
Fucking holidays.

I miss Thanksgiving.
Grandparents, uncles, cousins.
Good homecooked dinner.

You are so stupid.
All holidays are plastic.
Nothing more is "real".

You know me too well.
I don't really mind, of course.
Who do you work for?

Government agent?
Private investigator?
Pervert revenge squad?

Do your worst, my dear.
These days I just yearn for death.
Too long in this world.

Cyanide capsule for emergencies.

Can't wait to go back to Thailand. Good food and anything I would do seems half-way normal compared to the outright debauchery and decadence in that crazy place. And not locked in by ocean.
I would love to see the deep jungle. Wild tigers and giant snakes. I might make a good snack.

Dancing with Grandma.
Lot of work digging her up.
We shared some whiskey.

Can the dead trip balls?
I laced her drink with acid.
We will soon find out.

Customer service?
Found a hair in my candies
Oompa Loompa pubes!

It's a lot of work
Inserting a razor blade
in every apple

I pick Black Sabbath.
Their music is biblical.
The Lord likes that band.

Halloween is shit.
Typical U.S. blowout:
Plastic and sugar.

I tried Thorazine
It was back in the 80's...
It made my brain crawl.