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by Peddler of my ass
The name's Fig. Darth Fig.
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by Starkitten Galore
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by His Holiness the Honorable Prophet Elijah Moohamad of Bangin' Teenage Secretaries in my Free Time
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by MiloshVlasovs of Russia
Take a look at this
(pic) Ogre bending over
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by Noticer of Shrek's green asshole
Found on Google.
"One study conducted in 2019 found that if you eat 35 pounds of alliums (onions, garlics, and leeks to name a few) you could naturally avoid colorectal cancer by as much as 79 percent."
It doesn't mention
that it's that many per year.
Can I sue Google?
by Let's try!
How many onions
must one eat before dying.
Onion poisoning.
by Possible? of Let's try.
Honor? What is that?
Did you honor the offer?
On her and off her.
by There's a joke about that that I forgot. of Too old, too old. I concede the duel. You may run me through when ready.
I'm getting sick of
this Alec Baldwin nonsense.
So he killed someone.
Trump and Biden did.
And no one makes fun of them.
... Oh wait. Never mind.
by Anonymous Poet
Please don't lie to me.
I know that you have no soul.
Nor any rythm.
by Damn cracker-ass honkey always writin' haiku an' shit. of Shut up an' drink this Colt 45, mo fo.
Alec Baldwin. BANG!
The La Palma volcano.
It's all connected.
by Neurotransmitters of Lucidity
You have dragged my soul
From lofty heights down to filth--
Figpucker, foul freak.
by Unsheathe Thy Rapier for a Duel of Defend What Little Haiku Honor You Have Left
Dingleberry pie.
Pluck them from the anal bush.
Happy underwear.
by If undies could talk, eh?
Gizzards are too tough.
I prefer heart and liver.
Organ meat Oscar.
by If you are into offal. of I can take it or leave it.
Gigantic Insects
Zig-Zagging Amorously
Rudely Defecate.
by I suppose
G-I-Z-Z-A-R-D !!!
by Anonymous Poet
New restaurant in town
The portions are super sized
Pterosaur-Fil-A
by Gizzards the size of meteorites
Kentucky Fried Pterasaur Boner?
He has a sore boner?
Flying too low?
by Anonymous Poet
Saw it in the sky
Well endowed pterodactyl
Working his ass off
by KTB of Nebraska Silo
Decades of research
Why flightless birds are flightless
They have big ding dongs
by Extremely Flightless Cassowary of Not in the sky
Not again, this year.
Office holiday party
Don't fuck the warm Brie.
by Mr. Cassowary of IT Dept. Head
Bullwinkle's house
Why won't he answer the door?
Waiting sucks moose cocks
by Please visit YouTube for full effect of Moose Sounds Moose Pictures The Sound A Moose Makes
Booga-booga. Huh.
Dance in the village clearing.
Then upgrade data.
by Data-driven Tribalism of Motherland
Ungh! (pant pant) ooh...ahhh--
More Reformed Theology.
Ungh. That's what I like.
by Lutheran Peasant of Protestant Civil Wars
(Moan) Operator?
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Get me my agent!
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Tom Bosley's tomb
where up from the ground pops a
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by Fruit of the Tomb
midgets with big dinks
men with womens' vaginas
under the Big Top
by Fat Lady of the circus
Stone Age erections
Wilma's hot tuna casserole
Fred's stubble glistens
by Out of Serviettes
Have you ever seen
Fred Flintstone pornography?
He's hard as a rock
by Sabertooth starkitten of Year 7002 B.C. (Before Haiku)
If you have to die,
make certain you are saved first
and don't make a mess.
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The only difference
between you and me is this
giant bag of weed
by Anonymous Poet of Puffcific Northwest
God, I want to die.
Life is incredibly dull.
I've nothing to do.
by You know?
Mary, Mary, quite
contrary to the ordinary
shave your twat, it's too
damn hairy and scary.
Even the cassowary that eats
brie in a tree is wary.
by Harry Bush
Now back to haiku:
BLAM-BLAM-BLAM! Rat-a-tat-tat!
Ahhh. Subtle verses.
by Gentle Art of Automatic Weapons Firefight
Nothing against them
But they manifest symptoms
of confused culture.
by Sapphic Prophetess of Lesbos
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don't forget the Birkenstocks.
Pretend you have balls.
Never touch razors.
Blow your boogers to the wind.
Let your farts be loud.
by Being vegan helps too. of But not necessary.
lesbian tool belt
tuna packed in olive oil
free range armpit hair
by Haiku Poetry of lesbian section
Don't you dare deny
me my sexuality!
I'll eat your pussy!
by Lezbo Bob of "Lezbob"?
I'm a lesbian
trapped inside a man's body.
Doctor please help me.
by I'm a man identifying as a lesbian. of Can I use the ladies' room?
But with STDs
orgasms are more intense.
You'll scream much louder.
by It's when it gets into your brain that the fun really starts.
Give thanks to the Lord
For He is good. His mercy
Endures forever.
by Psalms of David
My Thanksgiving plans
A bowl of cereal and
Mechanical Turk
by Me, Myself and I of Turducken of misery
My grandmother's ghost
said to stop writing haiku
or she'd kick my ass.
by Ow!! You grumpy old bitch. of Fuck!! Ow!!! Stop it!!!
peddling my ass
risking stds and death
"for the cabinets"
by scotch of or I could just get the cheaper mdf
Can't someone help him?
That poor seagull is stuck there.
He can't land. Can't eat.
by Great Tsunami, put us all out of our misery
You're never bankrupt
You can always walk the streets
and peddle your ass
by Hey, it pays slightly better than haiku of More $ Less Crabs
Friendly reminder
Apocalypse Food Buckets
Christmas is coming
by Youtube of Vic Berger Presents Jim Bakker's food buckets
As Obi Wan said,
"That's no moon, it's bankruptcy."
Blow the whole thing up!
by The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. of The shaft leads directly to the reactor system.
