usually when it's
about me dying i might
take it personal.
by vhs
dude, it's stuff like that
that made me leave here and stop
posting haiku here.
by vhs
Mox stocks rocks fox pox.
It put him in a pine box.
Bagels, cream cheese, lox.
by I am not Sam. I will eat green eggs and ham. of It's Ma'am! (I notice you assume to much.)
well this is a drat
a bother, shows how old we
are facebook a dream
by vhs of im usually mox too
300 hits to this site each day.
297 are bots.
1 is Janis trying to delete the bot spam.
The others are the only 2 poets posting here under multiple names pretending to be different people.
by Good job!
If the Axis won,
I bet there'd be no balot
in the Philippines.
by Even the Nippers aren't that nasty.
Thunderbird, Night Train,
Mad Dog Twenty-Twenty.
Brand name, not vintage.
Vintage ghetto wine.
Now THAT is fucking funny.
Pairs with Velveeta.
by I Noticed your yellow lips. of OH! That's from crack. Okay.
If the Axis won,
these Russian boner pill ads
could well be poo porn.
by Things could always be worse.
Beaujolais red wine.
Two-thousand-fifteen is good.
Pairs well with hookers.
And sharp cheddar.
by Right!
Germany/Japan.
They make the disgusting porn
US frat boy watch.
by $upply & demand.
Okay, let's talk wine.
That's way more appropriate.
What's your favorite?
by What's a famous Jewish wine? of "I want to go to Hawaii!"... Oh, I thought you said whine.
I cannot fathom
enjoying being pooed on.
Explain Noticer.
by What's that do for you?
The sewers are fun.
Did you notice me in the
toilet hole waiting.
by Oh, wait, no... that's Germany. Maybe Japan. of Why are the WWII axis powers such epic perverts?
He brewed a bad brew
of Hebrew Manischewitz.
Man, it was the shits.
by vhs... NOT of ;-)
A knock at the door
A single knock followed by
sixteen rapid knocks
by Salesman of Haiku
Haiku supply chain
The source of all bad haiku
Philippines sewers
by Eel of Sargasso (source of good haiku)
Just write what you know
Poems about cutting cheese
and blaming the dog
by Hound of Limburger
I had idea
For epic haiku poem...
But it was garbage.
by Flash in the Pan
Moxie is a brew.
But is he a hebrew brew?
Or a mere beverage?
by Israel of God
Kill the red heifer.
The levitical priesthood.
The law of Moses.
by Sodom and Egypt of Revelation
Oy veh.. Yom Kippur.
Gefilte fish and matzoh.
Wait for third temple.
by The Rebbe of Mendel Schneerson
Ah yeah Darth this Darth
That. ...keep firing assholes, a
Drewish princess? Oi.
by Vhs
Darth is a drag queen
Hiding out in Phillipeen.
To hell with his soul.
by Unconditional Love of Jeeeebus
Hey Darth: eat your sperm.
We are so tired of you.
Go jerk off again.
by Into your Sea Monkees tank of Yaaaawwwnnnn....
his last day of life
was spent in our back garden
watching bees at work
by scotch of missing someone fuzzy
Ejaculation
discreetly shipped to your door
in a cardboard box
by Jeff Bezos of If it fits, it ships
Thunderbirds are GO!
I used to live for that show.
Don't know Thundercats..
by Mummra's Scoutmaster of Gay Olde Time
Indonesian trash:
We took a big load right there.
(Our little servers)
by Java Junk of Jakartit Away
Dehydrated jizz
Packaged like cup-o- noodles
without the noodles
by Alexa of Sea monkeys jizz factor
If we get famous,
can your little servers take
a big load like that?
by Soon I think. Within 3 months.
Much in the same way
we destroyed the Amazon,
it's destroying us.
by Oh good! My order of Sea Monkey jizz extract just arrived!
I think Jeff Bezos
is buying up Hawaii.
So, yeah, possible.
by What would you do if you owned the world? of Start a pandemic?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
Every is TWO syllables.
Don't say "ever-ree".
by Webster's plaid pants.
fantasy island
i wonder if anyone
asked the caretaker
my fantasy is
to have an island like yours
can you do this sir?
by vhs of ze plane ze plane!
Scooby Doo is dumb.
Same effing plot every week.
But I'd bang Velma.
by Right.
"Thundercats!" (times three).
Mummra's homosexual;
still in the closet.
by Not a very good villain if you ask me. of And such stupid minions.
Did you ever play
Conan the Barbarian;
chopped off your friend's head?
by Oops! Sorry about little Caleb, Mrs. Davenport. of Sheepishly returning the machete to old Mr. Dixon's tool shed.
Not one mention of
Dr. Who and his tardis
on this whole damn site!
by ... Just what the hell is a "police box" anyway?!
Back to the Sleestaks.
What if they owned sea monkeys!
What a team they'd make!
by Bipedal reptiles and brine shrimp overlords! of Better leaders than current world government.
Do you think they'll eat
Thanksgiving dinner if I
put it in their tank?
by Don't forget the potato salad! of And pumpkin pie.
Sea monkeys are whores.
Pimped out anonymously
by the Jacques Cousteau.
by I have proof! Bank records! Cashed checks!
I've never seen a
sea monkey spank his monkey
even for money.
by Magnifying glass obsessions. of Scientific observation, hypothesis, law, theory.
Did you ever wank
to sea monkey comic ads?
The queen's pretty hot.
by Ain't she though! of https://www.adsoftheworld.com/media/print/the_amazing_live_seamonkeys_legs
Sleestaks are sexy.
You know you've thought about it.
Bang some reptile strange.
by Saturday morning couch stains.
You must remember!
You are NOT a sea monkey.
You don't belong there.
by Stay away from that shrink ray!
I've never seen a
disappointed sea monkey.
They seem so happy.
by In their little fish bowl kingdom.
YOU'RE the dinosaur
if you watched "Land of the Lost".
Roast your own penis.
by Chef Mao Sugiyama of Tokyo
I love that one part.
Outside in the cold distance
a wildcat did growl.
by Two riders were approaching.
Which do you like more,
Hey Joe or The Watchtower?
I'm thinking Hey Joe.
by Decisions
True North all depends
on where the hell your standing.
Like standing in hell.
True Worth all depends
on how much money you have.
Ask a prostitute.
by Johnny John-John
