Violence is boring.
Mindless and unfulfilling.
Wishing you will stop.

to everything turn
turn turn, yada yada there's
war then there's seinfeld

they used to be there
but they grew old and they moved
out, all is cobwebs

a lot of the stuff
posted on this site is just
relevant to the

subject at hand some
snapshot in history and
here it is on line

salutes Janis! i
will remain forever in
your debt for this place

We thank you, Janis
For maintaining Liberty
At this great website.

JAH Rastafari
Will smite the heathen sinners
Who block haiku posts.

my heart is not there
because i think we're all doomed
that cold war death cry

welcome back oh great
glorious for make bad haiku
which is most good!

Something is broken
Can't post our awesome haiku
Please make fix happen

Macaroni pie
Makes the children want to die
Don't you even try

i'm so weak these days
when inspiration strikes me
it knocks me over

i'm so weak these days
when inspiration strikes me
it knocks me over

Go suck your cat-teat

we are asking if the
ways and means are ready for
new poems ahead

Sometimes the haiku
gets lost in the translation
but you can smell it

testing 1 - 2 - HAIKU

i'm so weak these days
when inspiration strikes me
it knocks me over

When I try to post
a bad haiku, I am blocked.
so: Who, How, and Why?

tremendous melting
the past is the past / spread it /
fon-don't memories

tremendous melting
the past is the past / spread it /
fon-don't memories

Site aint work no more?
Or did Janis configure
So as to block me?

Free Seafood Buffet
Valley of the Alleycats
Garbage can dining!

burly, big strong men
going weak as you stick some
meat inside their end

we seem to be a
bit in the pause matrix right
now, russia russia?

fancy like, a song that
says applebys too many
times for my tastebuds

2 hell with U You
Bad haiku of bad haiku
How was it you knew?

I get blocked here now.
Did I offend Great Janis...
Or is it a glitch?

World-as-phantasm:
Nightmare in the severed head
of John the Baptist.

World-as-phantasm:
Nightmare in the severed head
of John the Baptist.

Sometimes I am cat.
Or am I human? Maybe.
Regardless, nya nya.

Something was lost when
I couldn't think of what was
Lost...that makes me lost.

Cannot the make yes
Both for poetic greatest
not and bot-designed

George did not age well...
He's not boyish anymore.
And he lost his club.

Eighties Culture Club
Pleasure my rub a dub dub
Boy George in my tub

The Karate Kid...
I try to watch it, but cringe
For eighties culture.

TinselTownTommy
Film Photography Only
Pretentious photos

Cyan misses you
“How can a color miss me?”
She’s only Hu-Man

You are forbidden
You’re posting awful poems
This is the bad place!

god damnnnnn!...

Jaime my good man;
How is Sierra Leone?
Chillin' in Freetown?

The Tootsie Pop Owl
has hidden fecal matter
in every candy

Always those same dreams,
Encountering high school flames,
Everything mixed-up.

All around I see
Weird simpering sybarites:
Cursed generation.

I made a bad one
A bad haiku can be sad
It’s not always dumb

Bad haiku censors
This isn’t fair I am me
Let me talk to him

You got egg on your face.
You let them put stuff in you.
And you made them rich!

Ah shore is ig'nant...
If you hadent of tole me
I woodent of knowed!

Do not get boosted
Internet dumb ass said so
So it must be true

Lindsey Graham makes love
With turkey-neck McConnell
On the Senate Floor.