The Spider came to
US, largely unnoticed
Web in DC too
by Look Up Coronado Navy SEAL Base of So who's been funding Azov Batallion?
Liberal US:
"You're all racist, but not us!
#IStandWithNazis"
by 3 Neo Nazi Battalions of Ukraine National Guard
MSM pours out
trough full of lies, deception
what does it taste like?
by you don't have to eat it
Just like Snake Island?
(Yeah, those guys are still alive)
Azov Batallion
by Look Up Azov Battalion of Russophobia is unjustified
Russian murderers
Blowing up kids and babies
Please pass the popcorn
by Conservative Apologist
We are advertize.
You are buy a fake product.
We making buisness.
by ESOL Bot of Global Development Foundation
Bioweapons labs.
Biological warfare.
Anything else, dear?
by Jen Psucky of Fake President
Jim Vorel loves Q.
He loves Q more than his wife.
And more than your life.
by Quentin Quisp of Quisling Quorum
Best of internet:
It's this website: Bad Haiku.
You were born for this.
by Hillary Clintong of Anthiny Weener
I think I'll sick up
Longpig and motion sickness
Lord, this bus ride stinks!
by Barf Figpuker of Bus
Why do you haiku?
Something to do While you poo?
You know it is true
by Gildon Bert
High ku, lo ku-ku
Waikiki or why haiku
Haiku you, we high.
by Don Gilbert of Internet
I'm "devastated"
And I am "heartbroken" too.
(The George Soros show).
by Strictly Re-runs of Hungary
Best Birdseed Breakfast
West of the Rocky Mountains
Stick that in your beak
by Tip of my beak
A bowel movement
consisting of syllables
is headed your way
by Glory of Morning
Russia has the bomb
Vladimir wants to use it
Paranoid nut job
by He's so short, hung like gerbil
Russia is the BOMB.
Vladimir is our savior!
He is superman.
by And Mr. P is Super-sexy too
Russia sucks dog balls
Talk about third world shit holes
Corrupted leader
by Anonymous Poet
Imprint of a boot
All of that moon shit was fake
We were playing space.
by Noticer of Dusty Footprint improperly cooked N.Y. Strip steak( Encino)
Wail hay thar. Hit's me,
Yer ole knuckle-draggin frind...
So LET's GO BRANDON !
by Klaus Schwab of Old Smoky Mountains
Free crackpipe sandwich!
Poupon your roast beast! Slathered!
Fifty shards of Darth!
by Calling my Lawyer of Immediately
That's packing a lunch!
Fifty shades of Grey Poupon.
Slathered on Roast Beast.
by Luncheon of Holiday Inn , Encino, California
I prefer sandwich
Stuffed full of tasty goodness
Like your mom's buttocks
by Pervert Dinosaur
The free crack pipe lie?
Shut up and kiss Mike Lindell
And drop your pants
by Anonymous Poet
Yes, Agrohimnee.
I will bring device to Kiev.
You have timer codes?
by Marilyn Ninna of Humanitarian Non-profit Troll Farm
Stop your squawking, friend.
It's time for Birdie num nums.
It's time to party
by Noticer of num nums
Biden: free crack pipes.
Russia: invade the Ukraine.
C.I.A: "We win!"
by Chants of "Let's Go BRANDON !"
Put in your two cents
You will receive one haiku
and two freeze dried farts
by Deal of The Day
Put in then put out.
Put up or shut up. Haiku:
What we want from you.
by Volodimir of Vladimir
if you're feeling red
and you want your neighbours dead
putin on the blitz
by ash of get back in the ussr
The moon is old cheese
From the moon, the cheese tides swell
Blame Darth for the smell
by Songs of The Fig Pluckers
Faint tinkling of tune...
You will piss like a monsoon
The ladies will swoon
by Noticer of Biology
You in the cocoon
Dangling all aglow with moon
When do you bust out?
by Noticer of Details
I crane, you crane, we
all crane for Ukraine. Put in
a bit more effort.
by Kenneth Affok of Россия
The Beak of the Week
Do any birds have big dinks?
Flightless ones, perhaps
by 65th 75th ex of Manmoth, New Jersey
The world will be gone
before the chrysalis pops.
Better to be dead.
by SLOTHMAN
I awoke once more
With that music heart feeling
Mind orchestra plays
Back Where I Belong
By Baroness (post chorus)
As I think of her
Spacetime's been weaving
An emotion tapestry
And I realize
Stunned hyperventilating:
This is my cocoon
Grown over new wings
That now grow, fill with my blood
Soon... I seek the moon
by MANMOTH of Hanging upside down from a little branch, throbbing slightly but hopefully not enough to attract predators
Uncomfortably numb
He said that it was put in
I didn't feel it
by Melania Trump of USA
I am too boring
To putin any effort.
So I invade you.
by Noticer of Vladimir's Mother
Enlighten yourself
Put in some effort for once
You are so boring
by Bye bye
Got better lies, you?
Have you transcended their lies?
So enlighten me.
by Your Disciple of Lies
Lies are all you have
So desperate, you believe
So they give you more
by Anonymous Poet
Biden's son got rich
On Ukraine energy board.
Crack cocaine. Hookers.
by Take Administrators Seriously of HA HA HAHA HA HAHA
Corporate data:
Technocratic death-in-life.
Just say "NO" to beast.
by Revelation of Global Techno-tyranny
Corporate pastel:
Those flat clip-art office scenes...
Data-driven death.
by Noticer of Mass Death
Look, up in the sky!
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's...
Someone noticing.
by Quack
The tide brings garbage.
From the moon the tides arise.
So we blame the moon.
by .
Frogs singing loudly.
Vibrations open gateways.
A good place to be.
by .
There is no TP.
But do not worry, Beavis;
Just use the bidet.
by Dish sprayer. of Clean enough to eat off of.
Cat poop's better than
Toblerone or Tootsie Rolls.
That's what's in my head.
by Star Wars pinata.
