Tremble before me,
Mere feeble worldlings of earth--
ALL haiku is MINE.
by OK Mom, I'll be Down in a Minute of Dinnertime
Ai yoost feenish eet:
Mai (jau do yu say?) exam.
Nau, I yam hoppy!
by Bill Gates' Mexican Gardener Pepe of Microsoft Inc.
Lordy Uncle Clem,
Ah done gambled it away:
yore funeral fund.
by Sepulchral Tragedy of Great Smoky Mountains, Tennessee
Against all the odds,
You can understand this phrase.
Spanish: "Casi no."
by Don Rigoberto Lopez de Fanfaroneado y Fulano of Bronx, NY
ah, online gambling
endless opportunity
for disappointment
by ash of course you can't beat the house
and what of white dwarfs
do the need to be renamed
will they be short changed
by ash of twinkle twinkle
And astrophysics...
Is that science racist too?
Do Black Holes matter?
by St. Michael Brown of Beyond our Galaxy
well strike me lucky
i've got a gcash boner
blowing wads of cash
by ash of hot slots to trot
speaking of white cells
do B cells feel second rate ?
who are the A team ?
you have to wonder
perhaps there's mister T cells
who pity the fool
by ash of black cells count
Those white leukocytes:
They attack the invaders.
(Science so racist.)
by Macrophage of Lymphatica
Balut is messy
Seventeen stains on the shroud
Messy syllables
by Haiku Janitor of Service with a vertical smile
that darth figpucker
messier not messiah
just about nails it
by ash of cross training will make us fit for purpose
Haikucifixion
He left for all of your sins
He left to buy cheese
by Go FIGure of Philippines
Twenty four seven
We all await the return
Jesus Figpucker!
by Noticer of shroud avec stains of Balut eggs
Zen haiku trashcan.
Paused to throw out an image
And kill the Buddha.
by Some Old Asian Guy of Haikurama
we have chemistry
cis-trans isomers be damned
kiss my carbon ring
by ash of cyclohexane crack addiction
I am quite focused.
The others are less focused.
Haiku might help here.
by Noticer of Holidays
It's "Memorial Day".
Not so sure what it's about...
Past CIA wars?
by Allen Dulles of Burning in Hell
feeble myopics
are seventeen syllables
too long to focus ?
by ash of refractory reflections
Hey Darth...where are you?
Are you still in Phillipines
Or did they off you?
by Noticer of Absences
So THAT'S your punchline?
"kms pico download" ?
Damn, you are boring.
by War on Bots of Until We Win
kms pico download
by Sara
Online learning: dull.
Guaranteed soporific.
Need a stimulant...
by TEA mUCH tOO AND kOFFEE
charles has a new hat
the empire is receding
just like the heir's hair
by ash
We are everywhere.
We mow our lawns, and pull weeds.
We will not be stopped.
by Umbundu Mbanga of I Love My White Culture
middle aged white men
with diminished privilege
are still everywhere
by ash of just can't get rid of us
it's too fucking cold
i guess it's almost winter
and that's a haiku
by ash of antipodean locations
Ian of Russia
Is not even a fake bot.
He's just some numbers.
by Let the Numbers Roll
test@iwdjfnvn1
by Ian of Russia
Speaking of Burroughs,
I misspelled his holy name.
Forgive me, Lord God.
by Naked Lunch of Tangiers
Speaking of Borroughs:
They found that William Tell hole
In Mexican wall.
by Misses Apple of Wm. Tell
My weakness: I want
to get lit and then stay lit
like fine tobacco...
by Fire in the Hole of Steely Dan
Darth has been silent.
Interpol got him at last
For all that haiku?
by Les Tres Riches Heures of Pickfugger
The next pandemic:
Totalitarianism
Imposed on sheeple.
by Bill and Melinda Gates of Unhinged
it supplies the fire
for steaming steely dan III
from yokohama
by ash of something about burroughing
Is that where Bruce Lee
Got the inspiration for
"Enter the Dragon"?
by Gong Clash of Other Way Round
play with that search bar
but careful what you enter
looking for haiku
bad-dragon.com/products/haiku
by ash of fire down below
My headlights grew cold
Black in the night confused deer
Got out of the way
by Mox
haiku carries on
such poetry in motion
goes from bard to verse
by ash of dad jokes from a groan man
Verse is in crisis.
Identity-mongers rule.
Time will sift them out.
by John Dryden of The Restoration 1660
You know cats know we
Are their subjects, and so we
Bow before kings, queens
by Vhs
Cats work very hard.
They sleep, they eat and they prowl.
After that they sleep.
by Fur of Fanged Yawn
the sun is setting
and lo, yon cat doth beckon
screaming for num nums
by ash of feline feeding frenzy
Time keeps on ticking.
My solution to all this:
"Fly like an Eagle".
by St. Miller of Into the FUUTUUUUURE
Ticking me off Mr
Gots to mow the lawn, will we
Still have gas 10 years?
by Mox
tick of approval
we all know that corona
is better with lyme
by ash of spirochete sensei systems
Found five ticks on me...
Kentucky Derby blessing.
Then I found a sixth.
by Tick Tock of Bloodsuckers
What’s inside the moon?
Figpucker’s hidden cheese stash
Giant balut egg
by Fawn Doo of Mrigashirsha Park, PNW
all hail our new king
the best one we've had for yonks
liz was a stayer
by ash of the colonies
Dunno if he's gone
To the pig pen prodigal
Son, the other side
by Mox of Waiting for godot.
