Maybe this poem
Was lost in the sauce we spilled
That never got refilled
by Dog of Dog place
of all crazy cults
i'd vote for republicans
huffing peak donald
by ash of safely upwind
Of all crazy cults,
The Black Hebrew Israelites
Are most retarded.
by Read from the Book of Stupid, Brother Yahuashakayah
i'm ambivalent
windows is a pile of shit
i can't live without
by ash of local account
Take a big bow now
And use it without wiping
Ew,brown bricks up your
by Rando of Town
Joggers and chiclets
Creating disturbances
For the non-joggers.
by Noticer of Joggers and their Chiclets
You have reached haiku.
Please select from the menu;
Our options have changed...
by Optional Options of Stupid
sixteen will not do
haiku is calling again
because i fucked up
by ash of great shame
haiku is calling
"seventeen syllables"
all it takes is you
by ash
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by PeterVOW of Denmark
fiscal genius
banana republican
exporting chutzpah
by ash
Bosley done got bozzed..
He's the bosleyest bozo
Ever to Bosley.
by Elimination of Misplaced "E" in Tom's Last Name
Russian A. I. bot
Works better than their army
...not a compliment
by Do they have " bits"?
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by Jamesdoutt of Japan
ZOG! Yes, we have ZOG.
ZOG in the U.S.A. (ZOG)
ZOG (occupied) [ZOG].
by Hadassah Hirschfeld of David Duke
Mark Levin: blow me.
You're shouting into the wind.
Go read your Talmud.
by Rebbe Mendel Schneerson
Can't criticize them:
Israel's own Zionist jews.
(Satan's Synagogue).
by God of Fortresses
Humanoid robot
Tremendous genitalia
It looks just like me
by The ghost of Figpucker Past
Your bizkit is limp,
You write haiku like a simp,
Your wife is your pimp.
by And Your Only Customer
Did it for nookie
So you can take that cookie
Stick it up your (Yeah!)
by Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit
Oink oink oink meow
Cluck cluck cluck cock a doodle
Baaaaa woof woof moo oink.
by Grandma Has a Farm
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by Michaelsar of Spain
Please shut the fuck up
No, really, shut the fuck up
Shut your fucking mouth
by Someone who holds a grudge against you of Your conscience
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by Rolandwax of Fiji
Unh. Mmmm. Ha-HA! Well...
Got ta git DOWN now child, yaaas
Wooh woo woo bay-bay...
by Funkified Fellow of 1974
Got so much to say
And so little time to think...
Wait, what? I meant "drink".
by Dipsolacious Imbibery of Libational Consolation
Boseley done got bozed..
He's the boseleyest bozo
Ever to Bosley.
by Tom Boseley's Haiku of Tom-tom Club
Wail howdy thar y'all.
Jest thought I'd say a few words,
Like: "Australia"
by Shibboleth of Sibylline Syllables
Grandma paid for it:
Southern fried chicken dinner...
Grandpa has two breasts.
by Grandma's Cocked and Loaded
My syllables: good.
Re-read it and then tell me
Where is the mistake?
by 5-7-5 on Yo Mama of Tyrone
A humble request
Less politics, more Bosley
Help a brother out
by Your stupid country died when Reagan took over
Look down below here....
What a stupid thing to write
Count your syllables
by Stupid and not able to count is no way to go through life
America gets
Exactly what it deserves...
Every "election".
by Algorithmic Voting Software
Trump not on ballot
Still got his ass kicked real bad
It's gonna get worse
by Rudderless cruise ship
The leaves are falling
And the season is changing
Tom Bosley's penis
by It's that time of year!
Capital moves on.
You are a human resource,
And can be replaced.
by Reality of Transnational Corporate Growth
Damn that missing syllabababel.
by First line of Last Haiku
Souls exorcised.
Hell and candy fetishized.
Horror (super-sized).
by Oh C'mon It's Just Fun For The Kids of Diabetic Obesity
Food stamps to be cut.
Plebes of U.S. are concerned.
They'll have to lose weight.
by Cloward-Piven of Backwards Baseball Cap Double Cheeseburger INC.
Jesus ignores you
Because you belittle Him.
React harder please.
by Ignatius of Antioch
Jesus be my shield
Whenever I do bad things
But don't wish to yield
by Jesus saves, but also appears to hate even more
Heroin junkie
Is now in charge of our health
But, drunk immigrants!
by Make it make sense
It's no fun to be
An illegal alien
With a D.U.I.
by Juanito Perez of I No Juant For Get Deeported
Its no fun to be
A illegal alien
With a fake D.L.
by Broderick Crawford of I-15
It's the First Lady:
She's the one to host big balls.
Donald can just waltz...
by Or Dribble Balls in the Court of Public Opinion
pull down that east wing
donald desires bigger balls
ostentatiously
by ash
Wearing of the cross
Does not give one permission
To be the devil
by Truth Antisocial
that trumpelstiltskin
he can weave stuff into gold
the future looks grimm
by ash
