Missing one again
Hard to count to seven with
six fingers per hand

Diaper man made king
The Joke still makes me laugh
The world, not so much

if we're talking shit
who's eating his latest pile ?
repeats of taco

Your haiku smells bad,
And missing a syllable.
(It must have got smeared).

Instructions unclear:
phone screen smeared with feces.
Have good gut health though

Your toilet haiku:
Did you download the hot new
Scatology app?

When kings sit on throne
Poop, then look back and see stains
Why not use the brush?

tasteless gilded twat
clad in your fascist statements
fifth avenue reich

Let us all recall
The Marxist agitator
with righteous quaver.

when your inner voice
is some external stranger
it's prime, no factors

What are the factors
That cause schizophrenia?
(Answer in haiku.)

I pity kids here.
They want them medicated...
Dumbed-down. Compliant.

Monosyllabic:
The word "prism" and the word "schism".
(Just thought I'd tell you)

through my prism
fashionable fascism
cultivates schism

Those water bottles.
Those silly water bottles.
Everyone has them...

unlimited reign.
i thought we were free, but they
will take that away.

Fascist boots stomp hearts
"That is not how friends behave",
said Toad. Frog stood close.

“Power without care,
This is wrong,” said Frog softly.
“We guard our neighbors.”

It's death from above:
Extra syllables destroyed.
(Armed haiku drone strike.)

We will run haiku,
Expand haiku industry
For our benefit.

Haiku regime change:
elite covert ops flown in--
install new haiku.

Damn the torpedos!
Full steam ahead. Write haiku!
Charge the enemy!

Yeah, katong king kong
Singapore weirdo and dad
(Darth and/or chatbot)

You may not recall...
But I am oblongpeepee
The one and only

My world lies ruined:
The old haiku man above
Now has a new line

This ancient website
Still alive 'cause no one clicks
Obscurity wins

"Meet in the middle
says the unjust man. You take
a step towards him

he takes a step back.
Meet me in the middle, says
the unjust man.”

Run Minnesota--
And you better run like hell...
The Iceman cometh.

Run Minnesota
National Guard will do it
Prediction markets

Run Venezuela?
It has already been tried:
that "Matilda" song...

Seriously! There
Is something soothing about
Traversing Hyrule

Tears Of the Kingdom
Tracking my progress in verse
Found the rubber pants

Some days, you eat bear
One day, the bear may eat you.
And now I'm hungry

the warmth bathes my skin,
sweet relief, but the winds bring
bitter cold again.

Dozed off on the couch
Walked off a cliff in Hyrule
Lost many a heart

Trump vomits Zion
Then invades Venezuela:
"America Last."

the empire strikes south
one dictator is removed
but there's always more

such a pedigree
seventy eight thousand 'ku
and we ain't done yet

Happy new year Ash.
Regardless of Patel's cash,
Haiku is the fash.

Happy new year J.
Regardless of what fools say,
Haiku is the way.

Twennytwennysicks
Will be much worse than last year.
So stay positive.

Fame did not arrive.
The verses stayed where they were.
This too is a path.

Big data drains us
Heat-death of the social contact
No one looks away

Big Tech masks its grin.
Numbers carve us into parts.
The rule, not the glitch.

Restless crickets flee.
Hyrule burns in the distance
Sure, I’ll catch one more.

New features added
This haiku exists to test
Whether they exist

time certainly flies
quarter of this century
and lots of the last

Dear Somalia:
We wish you happy new year!
(With or without clits...)

Good to have YOU near.
I hope and pray we can have
A happy you near...

Tom Bosley's pen is
Far mightier than the sword
(and the S-word too.)