and not just the verbs
we're all stimulated by
fucking adjectives

The conjugation
Of those copulative verbs...
Exciting grammar!

we need more haiku
the world is going to hell
so entertain us

Loved ones pass away...
Bad Haiku is forever.
Now the few; the proud.

Posting a snail's pace
Compared to all the past years
Times are a changin'

My father has died.
So...what happened to his soul?
Has he been judged yet?

Saharan dust lines
my skies today. I don't mind
the brown light at night.

it's a long journey
requiescat in pace
until the next time

it's a long journey
requiescat in pace
until next time

Hey everybody:
My father is dying now.
Please pray for his soul.

water into gold
precious bodily fluids
and common urine

I prayed for you Ash,
Even though you don't believe.
You could be me (sigh)

my catheter bag
strapped like i'm a gunslinger
hey, pisstolero !

Eloquent spokes-mouths:
Orators gonna orate,
Liars gonna lie.

goodbye my prostate
you made some fine productions
cancer wasn't one

First-wave Ska was great.
Second-wave Ska was better...
But third-wave Ska sucked.

call me KSI
cause I'm in the thick of it
everybody knows.

I are NOT stupid.
I is much smarter than U
Don't even TRY me

Andrew Johnson? Wait--
Our seventeenth prezident?
I voted for him!

Andrew Paul Johnson
Pam Bondi's favorite dude
Get what you vote for

who is serena?
why do you hate her so much?
she must be awful.

Serena? That girl
Deserves all the hate she gets.
She a hate-magnet.

The worse for her, yeah
Serena makes sad me
The End yeah yeah yeah

tested negative
for HIV, are you proud?
My friend Yaz got it

serena sucks, yeah.
she makes me very upset.
serena sucks, yeah

Positivity,
Toxic positivity,
Will find no home here.

Hey -- don't forget, folks:
"Super-bowl" will happen soon.
Bunny sings "salsa".

Rolled with a fork, but:
weird for such stringy pasta
to hold sauce at all

Hey haiku sports fans:
Don't forget today's big game,
World Series (of golf)!

To roll like a sponge?
I thought you just use a spoon
In tandem with fork (?)

this site might be home,
an outlet for my sorrow,
i love bad haiku.

i'm an angsty teen,
of course i write bad haikus
when i get upset.

earbuds in, parent's
fight fades to white noise as
mr. brightside blares.

I recently learned
that spaghetti holds sauce best
when rolled, like a sponge.

not to be sniffed at
my scent is ambivalent
but my aura glows

This website: more clicks
Than g00gle, "X", and YouTube.
Data does not lie.

Ontologies shift.
Life transcends itself through art.
Nihilism brings hope.

I love Bad Haiku,
and Bad Haiku loves me, too.
We love each other.

Baseball as hockey...
Soccer opposed to football.
Golf loves basketball.

you can never tell
give me ambiguity
and i might take it

Hockey is baseball.
Football is also "soccer".
Basketball is golf.

Steer that train well, bro.
Keep your hand on the throttle,
watch the track ahead.

Tomorrow at last:
becoming an engineer.
Wish me luck guys! Cheers.

We fight for Janis.
She commands our submission.
It's Haiku--or death.

They shall all submit;
Submission to Bad Haiku
By choice or by force.

As time flies past us
Submission rate trends downward
Good for survival

i HATE making crêpes.
flour goop, i cannot flip.
this is so awful.

Hot flashes are HOT!
Tired dry membranes are tops.
Old women: SEXY.

unfortunately
post menopausal women
are not hot items

Wisdom in the alps;
Mob boss ideals versus
one with much to lose