Serena love me
Love love love love love love love
me me me me me

Y'all aint bad haiku.
Y'all aint even GOOD haiku...
Y'all jus whack-ass lame.

I am the Batman,
Yet, want to be a cat man
But got too fat, man

I am stealthy guy
I have my helpful sensei
Teach me Ninja ways

I am healthy guy
I have my female helper
Squeeze me some fresh juice

I am wealthy guy
I have my helper monkey
Blow dry my armpits

The eldritch beings
Long before the human race
Brought forth bad haiku.

Cholera's bad, right?
Turns out it's a swiss dish too
Apples and cheese rocks!

Nothing can top this:
Polish beer, reading Lovecraft,
Soaking in hot tub.

It starts while ending:
The Eternal Recurrence
(a Nietzsche-market)

In autumn's springtime
The winters turn to summer
With French seasoning

older and tireder
in the autumn of a life
that still makes me laugh

Now it's a long pause
Between every bad haiku.
A terrible pause!

"They trust me. Dumb fucks"
Joke's on you, Zucc. I self-host
Bye, WhatsApp trash heap.

a simple answer
to any complex problem
is never correct

its been so long since
ive been on the haiku site
i lowkey missed it

America's dumb...
She hasn't figured out yet
Her hat's on backward.

Que reaccionen
Contra lo que es verdad,
Y que se pierdan.

Sixty-six chapters
For Isaiah to say it:
Christ is Lord and King.

this world keeps turning
plus ça change, plus c’est la même
allahu nakba

On a road trip now
Many miles today. Friend sleeps
How to wake him up?

Judah is Edom.
Mashiach is Antichrist.
Talmud is garbage.

come back danielle
this is the place to do bad
if you do it good

so many people
born into captivity
who can't see the bars

incontinence pads
satisfactory or not
will they fill the brief(s)

I, too, have wondered;
Especially Ivy Queen . . .
other dumb bitches.

those long fingernails
how can women wipe their bum
it makes me wonder

Someone give that dog
A nice full bowl of haiku
Then give him a walk.

Someone give that dog
A nice full bowl of haiku
Then give him a walk.

Wery much vanting
To pronouncing letter "V"
Not as double-U!

Yes saar, papadum.
Mama-ji is also dum.
But you are clever.

I am blue-skinned god
Having six arms and three eyes.
Make puja to me!

Jai Chandrapati
Gupta je ki hai banchot
Mahamantra OMmmm...

Wery vicked girls.
Such wery vicked vimen!
Wery bad karma.

Delhi Model Girls:
Wear your sari! Make puja!
Wery bad Hindus!

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Oh waow, awesome ash!
Syllables are three, not two,
I chose it myself :)

Oh waow, awesome ash!
Syllables are three, not two,
I chose it myself :)

welcome to haiku
the syllables in your name
two or perhaps three?

hello there janis
*waves new-ly and haiku-ly*
this website is cool

one hundred meters
far away from the entrance
and then the bell rang

My dad conspires tons
"Climate, bad Russia, all fake"
Give me old dad back.

not so tarrific
but we can print more money
so, what, me worry ?

i want a refund
liberation day tariffs
then the levy breaks

sometime after late
when the patients are sedate
conditions are great

Stuck in the Psych ward
(With staff, not with the patients)
Night shift nurses rock.

A good friend's birthday:
He died after Halloween
Autumn of last year.

Bees out foraging
It's so sad that they will not
Be around next year

is life worth living?
it depends on the liver
peut-être fois gras