Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 226 Days and 78249 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 226 Days and 78249 Haiku later...
Watch the bot lose it
Once they learn of the secret
Serena Fan Club...
Once they learn of the secret
Serena Fan Club...
by of NYC connoisseurs
Waiting for answers
Who is Serena, Yasmin?
Why Angela too?
Who is Serena, Yasmin?
Why Angela too?
by of Hospital
Jewish voodoo trick
Mention an acting career
Watch for chest pain
Mention an acting career
Watch for chest pain
by
A Poopy Yasmin
With even poopier pants
Never write again !!
With even poopier pants
Never write again !!
by
A Poopy Yasmin
With even poopier pants
Never write again !!
With even poopier pants
Never write again !!
by
Bouncing noses and
alien tones remind me
grandma has a cock
alien tones remind me
grandma has a cock
by of Triangle
i'm loving it too
microtonal majesty
is anti-mainstream
microtonal majesty
is anti-mainstream
by of join the dots
Angine de Poitrine
stuttering my mind for months
polka dot dot dot
stuttering my mind for months
polka dot dot dot
by of Triangle
Hey Serenabot:
You are boring. So boring.
Angela agrees.
You are boring. So boring.
Angela agrees.
by of Unit 342876-B
Angela sucks ok
I hate Angela so much
Fight Angela now
I hate Angela so much
Fight Angela now
by of My mom and dads house
Matpat is the fourth
most important person in
my life. Haiku yay
most important person in
my life. Haiku yay
by of poop
Megalithic walls...
Antediluvian tombs...
It boggles the mind.
Antediluvian tombs...
It boggles the mind.
by of Utoob
another solstice
the days shall now grow longer
haiku remains bad
the days shall now grow longer
haiku remains bad
by of winter of our dissed content
Who is that monkey?
It is you and it is I.
We share the descent.
It is you and it is I.
We share the descent.
by of OOK OOK OOK
Good old Jim Jordan
He hates all the dark people
Loves that dark money
He hates all the dark people
Loves that dark money
by
Opening salvo:
Queen. A Day at the Races.
Such a great entrance...
Queen. A Day at the Races.
Such a great entrance...
by of Brian Mercury INC.
It first must be cooked.
I shall not eat a raw dog.
Greetings from below.
I shall not eat a raw dog.
Greetings from below.
by of Super Supper
Why 5-7-5?
Raw-dog 17 at once!
Greetings from above.
Raw-dog 17 at once!
Greetings from above.
by of the upper planes
When Man Dies is it void or torture?
It is boring
Sent from Hell lol
It is boring
Sent from Hell lol
by of the 1st Circle
Costa de marfíl:
Mis felicitaciones.
Ecuador perdió...
Mis felicitaciones.
Ecuador perdió...
by of caracol
You could have ordered
ANYTHING but you ordered
plain cheese pizza. Why?
ANYTHING but you ordered
plain cheese pizza. Why?
by of When the Moon Hits your Eye
elon is launching
spaceX rings opening bell
the sky's the limit
spaceX rings opening bell
the sky's the limit
by of burning money
buried in bullshit
i'm sick of feeding fat pigs
stop the gravy train
i'm sick of feeding fat pigs
stop the gravy train
by of paying homage
Hagee and Hegseth:
Bad theology's lap-dogs...
Warmongering dolts.
Bad theology's lap-dogs...
Warmongering dolts.
by of Greater Palestine
Serena love me
Love love love love love love love
me me me me me
Love love love love love love love
me me me me me
by of there
Y'all aint bad haiku.
Y'all aint even GOOD haiku...
Y'all jus whack-ass lame.
Y'all aint even GOOD haiku...
Y'all jus whack-ass lame.
by of the Right Side of the Trax
I am the Batman,
Yet, want to be a cat man
But got too fat, man
Yet, want to be a cat man
But got too fat, man
by of Local gym
I am stealthy guy
I have my helpful sensei
Teach me Ninja ways
I have my helpful sensei
Teach me Ninja ways
by of the mountaintop dojo
I am healthy guy
I have my female helper
Squeeze me some fresh juice
I have my female helper
Squeeze me some fresh juice
by of Orange County
I am wealthy guy
I have my helper monkey
Blow dry my armpits
I have my helper monkey
Blow dry my armpits
by of Fancy private island
The eldritch beings
Long before the human race
Brought forth bad haiku.
Long before the human race
Brought forth bad haiku.
by of the Nameless City
Cholera's bad, right?
Turns out it's a swiss dish too
Apples and cheese rocks!
Turns out it's a swiss dish too
Apples and cheese rocks!
by of niche cuisine
Nothing can top this:
Polish beer, reading Lovecraft,
Soaking in hot tub.
Polish beer, reading Lovecraft,
Soaking in hot tub.
by of CTHULHU (fhtagn) !
It starts while ending:
The Eternal Recurrence
(a Nietzsche-market)
The Eternal Recurrence
(a Nietzsche-market)
by of Revaluation
In autumn's springtime
The winters turn to summer
With French seasoning
The winters turn to summer
With French seasoning
by
older and tireder
in the autumn of a life
that still makes me laugh
in the autumn of a life
that still makes me laugh
by of habits die hard
Now it's a long pause
Between every bad haiku.
A terrible pause!
Between every bad haiku.
A terrible pause!
by of Just Cause
"They trust me. Dumb fucks"
Joke's on you, Zucc. I self-host
Bye, WhatsApp trash heap.
Joke's on you, Zucc. I self-host
Bye, WhatsApp trash heap.
by of my own data
a simple answer
to any complex problem
is never correct
to any complex problem
is never correct
by of predictable precedence (or presidents)
its been so long since
ive been on the haiku site
i lowkey missed it
ive been on the haiku site
i lowkey missed it
by of badhaiku.com
America's dumb...
She hasn't figured out yet
Her hat's on backward.
She hasn't figured out yet
Her hat's on backward.
by of The Damned
Que reaccionen
Contra lo que es verdad,
Y que se pierdan.
Contra lo que es verdad,
Y que se pierdan.
by of Humanity
Sixty-six chapters
For Isaiah to say it:
Christ is Lord and King.
For Isaiah to say it:
Christ is Lord and King.
by of Hebrew Prophets
this world keeps turning
plus ça change, plus c’est la même
allahu nakba
plus ça change, plus c’est la même
allahu nakba
by of credit where it's due, payback regardless
On a road trip now
Many miles today. Friend sleeps
How to wake him up?
Many miles today. Friend sleeps
How to wake him up?
by of the Napoleon road
Judah is Edom.
Mashiach is Antichrist.
Talmud is garbage.
Mashiach is Antichrist.
Talmud is garbage.
by of Just Ask Christ the King
come back danielle
this is the place to do bad
if you do it good
this is the place to do bad
if you do it good
by of get down, down under
so many people
born into captivity
who can't see the bars
born into captivity
who can't see the bars
by of outside the box