It's OK Parker.
You the man and haiku star.
Now you are famous.

i apologize
for the numerous posts here
i am having fun

an open window
i hear buoy bells ring out
a calm day at sea

Abra, Kadabra,
Alakazam; I quite like
this Pokemon line.

random thought i had
how are HOAs legal here?
they are just bullies

sitting here i think
i really miss my two cats
i request photos

i can see ocean
from my classroom on the shore
hah suck it you nerds

procrastination
i dont know what im doing
at any point ever

someone please help me
a big whale has swallowed me
man this is not good

drink doctor pepper
soda hurts my enamel
fizzy masochist

an old question asked
one that tires and strikes fear,
homestuck: you know it?

the mighty sea slug
many do not see its grace
it go munch munch munch

a whale magic show
imagine it, how sublime!
but whales dont have hands

heading home from work
tie at a rakish angle
bachelor's handbag

what a great contrast
wispy haired orange baby
with a new blue rinse

well that's a relief
welcome back, america
you've been too gone, long

I got some pizza
So I need to write haiku
Before I eat it

take note, benjamin
it's the art of the schlemiel
for all schlimazels

Howdy Murica
A poo wave sweeps your nation
Angst constipation

I met your mother
And I made your mother bleed.
And she enjoyed it...

I met Charlie Kirk
And then his crisis actor
Neither were bleeding

the mid-terminals
as a detached bystander
one can only hope

Ash is the constant.
Ash is the haiku baseline.
Let us all toast Ash.

seems impossible
it can't be forty-three years
since that yesterday

distances between
something i wanted to say
but not what i said

Happy Halloween.
Your dead soul lies in between
Realms seen and unseen...

Haikuology
Demands no apology
From ethnology.

Cheesecake Factory
Eric and Junior's cocaine
As appetizers

Don't believe fake noose.
Obama, the golden goose
AND Trump, owned by juice.

Vintage Obscura.
Go to Vintage Obscura:
The greatest mixes!

I'm my wife's dildo.
She bought me when I bought her.
She is my fleshlight.

Noose around trump's neck
Obama as the hangman
MAGA in reverse

Noose around trump's neck
Obama as the hangman
Sadly just a dream

18 short days and
this damned site will be 30
nineteen ninety six

Homophobes are gay
Not in all cases but most
Trump's an example

Homophobes are gay
Not in all cases but most
Just ask Donald trump

Often passed out drunk
Pete Hegseth and Kash Patel
Heroes to MAGA

First there was Nothing.
Then it became Everything
Because of Something.

I love Obama
And I hate America
Hey what can I do

I love Obama
And I hate America
Hey what can I do

When I was outside
I saw Pete Hegseth's liver
It appeared quite drunk

I have T D S
Just because I have a brain
I'm a libtard too

The figpucker's back!
With verse like unwashed ass-crack.
Haiku some smack, jack!

Melania's cock
Not as big as Obama's
Yet still impressive

If a dyslexic
Were able to suck his dick
Leave the house would he?

I was in Florence
Not the Italian city
The Jefferson's maid

If I were a whore
Would I have to keep teaching Or could I just quit?

If I were a whore
Would I have to keep teaching Or could I just quit?

My penis fell off
And My other one's at home
Any suggestions?

God's an atheist
Which may be indicative
Of low self esteem