Arriving here first
I see all virgin webspace
Begin my insults.

Lemon pepper glaze
and a splash of rum used, when
cooking grandma's cock

it is nay good raw
for making it succulent
gramma has'a cook

set us up the bomb
on what basis you belong ?
grammar has been cocked

grandma had a pea
now it is a pee cock
before t'was a hen

lots of cats are here
someone set us up the bomb
please learn engrish guys

sometimes I like beer
but i like the butt sex too
bitch needs a cup holder

sometimes I like beer
but i like the butt sex too
bitch needs a cup holder

Why, oh why I ask
while we all stare in envy
at my grandma's dick.

Grandpa's vagina
Oh it smells so stinky, but
Grandma has a cock

Kathie Lee Gifford
willll get old and have grandkids
...grandma with a cock.

Dad has a stirrer,
Mommy has a wooden spoon,
Grandma has a cock.

as (s)he so desired
after plastic surgery
grandma has a cock

way down on the farm
although it's sometimes cooped up
grandma has a cock

grandma not yet but
do I have a cock? I do
and it tastes so good

Watched Boot Camp on Fox
You think I don't have a life?
Grandma has a cock.
SIR.

It's not ten o clock
but seven on the west coast
you wish you live here

Energy crisis
stupid deregulation
must turn off the lights

still talking about
oscars at work,they all wish
grandma has a cock

drunk girl to beer bitch
in... twenty minutes! and
one edit: sex to sEx!

i-dear is a crock
long as she's in it, I'll do
your sister's rooster

cock a doodle doo

Go away and cry
you cannot see my haircut
Grandma has a cock!

gonna do some more,
"hi, koo!" saying do some more'
"hi, koo!" saying... huh?!

Sis has a rooster
Brother Bill chokes his chicken
Grandma has a cock.

From today forward
all bad haiku must end with
Grandma has a cock!

(sorry)

From today forward
all bad haiku must end with

From today forward
all bad haiku must end with

From today forward
all bad haiku must end with

There's this place in France
Where The Naked Ladies Dance
and so does grandma

those aren't panties
that is my grandma's woo woo
looks like a gremlin

Kathie Lee toy doll
You think it's an adventure
it's just a butt plug.

Computerbation
Self-fuck while being on line
Not your mother's game!

Virtual fucking
Hands pleasuring my body
Are they yours or mine?

Kathy Lee Gifford
Sings sweetly about Jesus.
Bitch makes my cock throb!

"But, you told me that
You liked it." "I had to, to
Get you to stop it."

"there's a lady who's
sure all that glitters is gold,
and she's buying - stairs..."

I'm a barbie girl
in a barbie world, life's plastic
It's fantastic.

Hand raised - victory!
Breaking the threshold of what
was once the top. YEAH!

Solace retrieves his
namesake action figure from
his own cum filled ass

Woah! Can I say WOAH?!
Take all your action figures
Into your ASS cave!

"gonna rock down to
electric avenue, and
then we'll take it higher."

slow grey rain dripping.
seeing a once-useful man
enjoy a meeting.

disgruntled techies.
nerf gun arsenal ready
for foam rebllion.

techies and gruntles
stenchies, poopies, and skidsies
go! run for the cubes!

The Solace butt toy,
"Gets you used to the feeling"
Now ten dollars off!

disgruntled techies.
using the names of programs
as obscenities.

The Priest cuddle toy
Has a string. Pull it to hear,
"Let's shave the hamsters!"

disgruntled techies.
sadly, we cannot order
gruntles anywhere.

Saint action figure
Girlfriend sold separately?
No... not sold at all.

"Hello. How are you?
My name is Arnold Horshak.
Henh henh henh henh henh."

snow's aroma hangs.
shouldn't spring have started yet?
must ask, W T F?

I looked into the
bloody pus filled vestibule
and bathed in glory.