Solace retrieves his
namesake action figure from
his own cum filled ass

Woah! Can I say WOAH?!
Take all your action figures
Into your ASS cave!

"gonna rock down to
electric avenue, and
then we'll take it higher."

slow grey rain dripping.
seeing a once-useful man
enjoy a meeting.

disgruntled techies.
nerf gun arsenal ready
for foam rebllion.

techies and gruntles
stenchies, poopies, and skidsies
go! run for the cubes!

The Solace butt toy,
"Gets you used to the feeling"
Now ten dollars off!

disgruntled techies.
using the names of programs
as obscenities.

The Priest cuddle toy
Has a string. Pull it to hear,
"Let's shave the hamsters!"

disgruntled techies.
sadly, we cannot order
gruntles anywhere.

Saint action figure
Girlfriend sold separately?
No... not sold at all.

"Hello. How are you?
My name is Arnold Horshak.
Henh henh henh henh henh."

snow's aroma hangs.
shouldn't spring have started yet?
must ask, W T F?

I looked into the
bloody pus filled vestibule
and bathed in glory.

BattlePuppy Brand
Anal grinders and throat hoagies
You can't eat just one.

Priest action figure
Pull the string to hear "Oh shit,
Where are you taking me?"

New from Tyco toys,
BattlePuppy and the gang
Never far from dogs!

I got too far? I go too far.

Drophammer figure
Now says, "Billy, drop my shorts
and scrub me up good."

Solace toy figure
New, authentic stanky taint
for those frantic shits.

Saint action figure
New! "Detachable Morals
Sold separately."

Mr. Cosby Says
"There's always room for Jell-o."
Well he's a fat bitch!

I eat cheerios.
But I avoid apple jacks.
Little pink assholes.

If gran has a cock
grandpa has a ... wait, wait ...a ...
PUSSY! Let me see!!!

This little piggy
went to the market, this one
stayed home... aw fuck it!

Please dont make me go!
Each time it hurts even more.
Grandma has a cock!

Drophammer action
figure - with removable
testicles and spine.

Also packaged with
dog collar, and decision
making companion.

Strange morning greeting
Words without any real meaning
Life without a purpose

i love my dog too
he does not scratch like my cat
but his eyes bug out

Drophammer, you should
play Contra again. I know
that I was correct!

a detonation
of defecation splatters
my shoes... gotta change

hey mr. up up
you forgot the last "b, a"
to get 30 men

or perhaps i am
thinking of those Akari
warriors? ah, games

I love to eat meat
Sometimes I just lick on it
other times I lap

but CONTRAry to
popular belief, their skin
was not those colors

Up down up down up?
in-out holds my interest
especially FAST.

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left,
Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select,
Start. Yeah, Thirty Men!

I do love my cat
But she scratches me badly
must have her declawed

I am loving this page
So funny i laugh to tears
think of wife then sad

fell, eh? she.. oh! went
down so hard. thought she had choked,
twas only a gag

her fellas she tricks
makes them go right off their heads....
can't contain themselves ......

(ok it is offbeat maybe even out of whack)

Move right then move left
leather chair won't make another
rich rude sound again

dark brown stain in back
faint yellow stain the front
wash boxers tonight

I nearly died, i
escaped the vaccuum of
big fat nostrils

i like beer alot
it makes me glad when i'm not
except when it's hot

I like beer alot.
It makes me glad when I'm not
Except when it's hot.

sorry can't help it
haiku has a sleeper hold
send this bad verse? yup

reaching for the sky
unrepentent canopy
soon so much woodchip

light jazz bitch at work
her large ass is leaving soon
crank up ministry

good one rant! ketchup
haiku has to be the best
bad haiku ever++++

here I submit Haik!
might as do, there's nothing to
READ! nothing I like!

Burt Reynolds is God
Chewing Gum, Moustache,Glory
That's some fine Chest Hair.