Let me Ferret out
the identity of one
Chicago 'kuer. 
by Windsong
 
			
anger to the point
words are that scrambled just
in brain my hurting.
by ferret70 of chicago 
 
			
Dance, oh granny, dance!
Twirl about until I get
My hand in granny.
by Drophammer
 
			
Priest fires poems first
Premature haikulation
Mine will be better
by Drophammer
 
			
she wanted his love
he only wanted to fuck her
not with grandma's cock
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Father, Saint, Mister
Prick, Anonymous Poet
Ash, where is Moxie?
by mellie,look what you started A P
 
			
cherry blossoms bloom.
not that I see jack shit from
the damn ops room desk.
by ferret70 of chicago 
 
			
do not look behind.
post the damn haiku and run.
soft cool beeze from door.
by ferret70 of chicago 
 
			
what is this i find
floating on the water here
grandma's cock in spring
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
If anyone has
complaints, please refer to
me as "Mr. Prick."
by ferret70 of chicago 
 
			
the next week will suck.
doing two ill-defined jobs.
when will the rain end?
by ferret70 of chicago 
 
			
choke down the black bile.
put a happy face on rage.
spring arrives too slow.
by ferret70 of chicago 
 
			
surrender to rage.
feel your blood burst from your skull.
burn like august sun.
by ferret70 of chicago 
 
			
New "Holiday Saint"
Flag Planting Kit, tiara,
Both are included.
by Priest
 
			
Arriving here first
I see all virgin webspace
Begin my insults.
by Priest
 
			
Lemon pepper glaze
and a splash of rum used, when
cooking grandma's cock
by Saint
 
			
it is nay good raw
for making it succulent
gramma has'a cook
by ash
 
			
set us up the bomb
on what basis you belong ?
grammar has been cocked
by ash
 
			
grandma had a pea
now it is a pee cock
before t'was a hen
by mellie
 
			
lots of cats are here
someone set us up the bomb
please learn engrish guys
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
sometimes I like beer
but i like the butt sex too
bitch needs a cup holder
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
sometimes I like beer
but i like the butt sex too
bitch needs a cup holder
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Why, oh why I ask
while we all stare in envy
at my grandma's dick. 
by Slug
 
			
Grandpa's vagina
Oh it smells so stinky, but
Grandma has a cock
Kathie Lee Gifford
willll get old and have grandkids
...grandma with a cock.
by Slug
 
			
Dad has a stirrer,
Mommy has a wooden spoon,
Grandma has a cock. 
by Windsong
 
			
as (s)he so desired
after plastic surgery
grandma has a cock
by ash
 
			
way down on the farm
although it's sometimes cooped up
grandma has a cock
by ash
 
			
grandma not yet but
do I have a cock?  I do
and it tastes so good
by mellie
 
			
Watched Boot Camp on Fox
You think I don't have a life?
Grandma has a cock.
SIR.
by Windsong
 
			
It's not ten o clock
but seven on the west coast
you wish you live here
by tardpants of cali 
 
			
Energy crisis
stupid deregulation
must turn off the lights
by tardpants of cali 
 
			
still talking about
oscars at work,they all wish
grandma has a cock
by bruce
 
			
drunk girl to beer bitch
in... twenty minutes! and 
one edit: sex to sEx!
by Miss Everything
 
			
i-dear is a crock
long as she's in it, I'll do
your sister's rooster
cock a doodle doo
by coo doo
 
			
Go away and cry
you cannot see my haircut
Grandma has a cock!
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
gonna do some more,
"hi, koo!" saying do some more'
"hi, koo!" saying... huh?!
by koo
 
			
Sis has a rooster
Brother Bill chokes his chicken
Grandma has a cock. 
by Windsong
 
			
From today forward   
all bad haiku must end with   
Grandma has a cock!
(sorry)
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
From today forward
all bad haiku must end with
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
From today forward
all bad haiku must end with
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
From today forward
all bad haiku must end with
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
There's this place in France
Where The Naked Ladies Dance
and so does grandma
those aren't panties
that is my grandma's woo woo
looks like a gremlin
by Slug
 
			
Kathie Lee toy doll
You think it's an adventure
it's just a butt plug. 
by Slug
 
			
Computerbation
Self-fuck while being on line
Not your mother's game!
by Windsong
 
			
Virtual fucking
Hands pleasuring my body
Are they yours or mine?
by Liz B
 
			
Kathy Lee Gifford 
Sings sweetly about Jesus.
Bitch makes my cock throb!
by animal lover
 
			
"But, you told me that
You liked it."  "I had to, to
Get you to stop it."
by ferret70 of chicago 
 
			
"there's a lady who's
sure all that glitters is gold,
and she's buying - stairs..."
by ferret70 of chicago 
 
			
I'm a barbie girl
in a barbie world, life's plastic
It's fantastic.
by Priest
 
			
Hand raised - victory!
Breaking the threshold of what
was once the top.  YEAH!
by Saint