No inspiration.
Depressing ass gravey flow.
Do not waste that food!

Granny's biscuit huh?
Where does she get the yeast to
make such a fine treat?

granny has a cock
and now a giant biscuit
deep within our Saint

sleeves up, I plunge in
fisting the butt gravy font
with granny's biscuit

Clenching buttocks push
First giant air biscuit then
ass gravy follows

terrorists would 'jack
Saint's plane to kidnap his ass
They would be sorry...

before Saint can go
to Australia we must
warn them of his ass

Solace, my happy friend
I am buried in shit now
Why bother at death?

Try the gay Steward.
He will fasten your seat belt.
Make you smile all day!

Long flight, eighteen hours
or more. need very good reason
to go. Any ideas?

do come on down Saint
twice as much fun here, just look
at our dollar man

aussie zoo nearby
crocodiles to see and oh
the big pinapple

Oh Drop when you die
Satisfy your dream we will
Bury you in shit

To pee or not to
There are cartoons on TV
Maybe I can... Oops

crapophilia
poo fixations, fecal thoughts,
all must now succumb

A shite-obsession,
Saint -- Anonymous Poet
have crap in common.

By all reasoned means,
You should always endeavour
to visit granny!

Australia, my
next vacation spot I think
where should I visit?

I have failed along
with Drop, four seven five not
five seven five. GRRRRRRR!

Coming this fall
Sci-Fi pornicopia
it's new it's Spooge Trek!

Seismic tremorae
Deep within me, I explode
with trouser chili

My colon complains!
Deep dish pizza rumble!
Mushrooms come out whole.

My growling bowel!
Is Spock in there with Granny!
Captain Kirk approves!

Spock with the long ears
or Spock into baby shit?
Spock's name is "Cock Spock".

What was Spock's first name?
Was it Henry? William? Ed?
His name was Bob Spock.

Juke Joint Jezebel
Be my sister salvation
For my cremation

I have failed in my intention to remain 5-7-5
I had eight syllables with the sly Mr. Spock
and now, I see no reason to refrain
for that matter, why 3 lines?
I am in HAIKU HELL!!!

Granny got a cock
beat the clock, knock knock, Mr. Spock
beam aboard the cock

View this talent lack
l write again and again:
Granny has a cock.

So back to asses,
Drip mustard, catsup, jelly!
So much food in there!

Transgendered Granny,
Sad, becocked, senior matron!
May she rest in peace!

To quote Solace here:
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! No more
about granny's cock!

Johnny Cash! Fire Ass!
Dixie Chicks! Dicks on Chicks!
Granny has a cock!

say god god god god
say tan satan satan say
god god god say tan

wailin' Waylon sang
sally was a god old girl
no, she don't think twice

Nat, Em and Marie
the sweet dixie chicks, as grandma's,
might take turns as cocks

granny in stirrups!
gynecologic surprise!
granny has a cock!

Shredded and tattered
my ass turned inside out, it
looks like jellyfish

country and western
what's this country coming to
grandma has a cock

" i went down, down, down
and the flames they went higher
and it burns, burns, burns...."

Gastric disaster
Johnny Cash sang "ring of fire"
I know his meaning

My scrotum is scream
toenail rip retard nostril
I think moe approves!

Dubya's new buddy
Eugene Hickok was just here
Came to say bye-bye

and all they found was
two ass-holes jumping thru each
other: bored with the theme

No longer I AP
I post bad Granny haiku
Now I have a name

new millenium
enlighten my CRT
bourgeois washroom scrawl

Homoerotic!
Fantastic, bedicked Grannny
listens to Sade!

but coupled with the
other things I mentioned here
GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY!

hey now! a man may
like Sade, and not be gay
so back away, eh?

SADE IS GRANNY!
How could you defile Granny!
And she plays with what?