yuck!!!!!
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
yuck!!!!
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
yuck!!!
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Gardening season.
Stick a trowel in my asshole,
dig for warm, moist soil.
by Windsong
 
			
			
			
			
I share Saint's problem.
Scrub the bung with bottle brush.
Still skid mark my shorts.
by ap
 
			
christ has risen christ 
almighty sponge came out wet
it was not his blood
that lance went in yes
I think this is what happened
but I can't be sure
by mellie
 
			
modern messiah
hit me with some crucifix
shall i die in vein ?
by ash
 
			
basic hygiene Saint
girls like a date to smell like
rising hot cross buns
so hop to it lad
easter bunnies will reward
effort you put in
by mellie
 
			
It's late Saturday
or early sunday, it's still
a dateless weekend
by Saint
 
			
Very rancid smell
searching to find source of it
found it - it's my ass
by Saint
 
			
Miss E great Epic!
recommend you read it but
don't try it (8530-8510)
by quasimodo
 
			
can't get brains off drugs
without breaking a few brains
seen it on t.v.
by quasimodo
 
			
crack surrogacy
for sex lack 2close2 exlax
see it landing - LAX
by boo
 
			
Fingertips dyed green...
You can't MAKE green eggs and ham
with Easter egg dye. 
by Windsong
 
			
Passover comes soon
It's the time of the year for
Unleavened haiku
by Janis of Toronto 
 
			
Crack has a bad name
In my humble opinion
Just give it a try.
by Janis of Toronto 
 
			
my boss is in jail
embezzlement is his crime
he stole to buy crack
by ozlore of first door on the right 
 
			
www.netives.com/
More addictive than haiku
and rounder, as well.
by Windsong
 
			
my eight week old pup
gets more action than i do
leg humping bastard
by Thunder Stork
 
			
a new perspective
yesterday's headlines a joke
dog shit on the news
by Thunder Stork
 
			
few men have the skill
to brush teeth and pee at once
i am a master
by Thunder Stork
 
			
straining for morass
similies, poets like diapers
need go through changes.
by boo
 
			
Saint, you take an oth-
erwise dull day and cause me
to inhale coffee. 
by Windsong
 
			
what worthy woman
were you wondering  of  Saint
while you wanked wildly?
by mellie
 
			
The worth of a wife
may be incalculable.
I can't find any.
by ap
 
			
bend over Saint - you're
Proculus: on knees, criscoed
ready for the fist
by Drophammer
 
			
Single women - none
of worth left on this planet
Hands are callused now
by Saint
 
			
Spaghetti Strainer
inserted into my ass
Shit noodles come forth
by Saint
 
			
looked out my back door
saw moon shining in the west
it was not so bad
by mellie
 
			
i will run at five
in the wind and with the wolf
is sushi in south
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Thundering Belches
Spewing forth as a prelude
to my frothing ass
by Saint
 
			
Routine is redundant
Sushi, wine with a stem and Blow,
But only after run.
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
business trip over
back home for rest and lovn
beer pizza and trek
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
mini skirts glued to breasts:
ah, Sex Trek - prepubescent
queers dream Spock bugs Kirk/*
by boo
 
			
spy sovergnty,
got back some gadgets sold us
originally.
by quasimodo
 
			
"it's not logical
captain", said spock, "I have needs
also, please bend over"
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E 
 
			
so upset for Priest
I forgot about counting
just saw buns frothing
by mellie
 
			
priest mistakenly
sat on his long eared chocky one 
chocolate buns frothing
by mellie
 
			
Check out my basket.
Reach in far. D'ja feel them eggs?
Frothy buns with cream.
by ap
 
			
Easter jerking off --
colored boiled eggs fit just right.
Hallelujah! Cum!
by Windsong
 
			
christ he has risen
at y' easter holiday 
holy frothy buns
by mellie
 
			
fertility rites
resurrection of jesus
a long weekend off
by ash
 
			
Egg cellent.  Easter
haiku!  Please check my basket.
Granny's frothy buns!
by ap
 
			
all easter haiku
(suit yourselves about friday)
should have frothy buns
by mellie
 
			
under Easter moon
Yowie howls and prowls,*YOWIE*
his buns are frothing
by mellie
 
			
The bunyip stalks me.
Frothy hot cross buns delight
jaded haiku art.
by ap