what worthy woman
were you wondering of Saint
while you wanked wildly?

The worth of a wife
may be incalculable.
I can't find any.

bend over Saint - you're
Proculus: on knees, criscoed
ready for the fist

Single women - none
of worth left on this planet
Hands are callused now

Spaghetti Strainer
inserted into my ass
Shit noodles come forth

looked out my back door
saw moon shining in the west
it was not so bad

i will run at five
in the wind and with the wolf
is sushi in south

Thundering Belches
Spewing forth as a prelude
to my frothing ass

Routine is redundant
Sushi, wine with a stem and Blow,
But only after run.

business trip over
back home for rest and lovn
beer pizza and trek

mini skirts glued to breasts:
ah, Sex Trek - prepubescent
queers dream Spock bugs Kirk/*

spy sovergnty,
got back some gadgets sold us
originally.

"it's not logical
captain", said spock, "I have needs
also, please bend over"

so upset for Priest
I forgot about counting
just saw buns frothing

priest mistakenly
sat on his long eared chocky one
chocolate buns frothing

Check out my basket.
Reach in far. D'ja feel them eggs?
Frothy buns with cream.

Easter jerking off --
colored boiled eggs fit just right.
Hallelujah! Cum!

christ he has risen
at y' easter holiday
holy frothy buns

fertility rites
resurrection of jesus
a long weekend off

Egg cellent. Easter
haiku! Please check my basket.
Granny's frothy buns!

all easter haiku
(suit yourselves about friday)
should have frothy buns

under Easter moon
Yowie howls and prowls,*YOWIE*
his buns are frothing

The bunyip stalks me.
Frothy hot cross buns delight
jaded haiku art.

my tongue loves probing
yummy juicy ones for sure
taste buds salivate

bunnies make me itch
the coloured silver sheathed ones
put my teeth on edge

Salaciously wake
me, mellie. Loose your funny
bunny haiku tales!

well that was mis-judged
how easy to lose timing
a split-second thing

wind beneath their wings
a new bloody red barron
goes down in China Sea

President Bush says
Wang Wei went wrong way
um....... regretfully

fierce thrashing howling
some can take the cuts and grin
others just wimper

whine swine mine wine fine
pretty pearls slimey lustre
I thought they were lost

Truly I bave been
anointed with haiku joy!
"Send that bad haiku!"

Throw swine before pearls?
Exalt in contestant art?
Is ignorance bliss?

should art criticize?
Duhhh! unto others as you...
go 'head, I DARE ya!

that which is not, is
they who claim to know, don't know
there is no 'here' here

disturbed and confused
certain of uncertainty
neither here nor there

I pee, butterfly
lands on me, so beautiful.
why are my legs wet?

Bad haiku. It's art,
comedy, entertainment.
Best part is, it's free!

It's two, two, two mints..
Wait a minute now. That's a
different advert.

Bad haiku is art.
Should one artist criticize
another's bad 'ku?

always criticise.
you who were taught not to think,
question dumbing down.

Inconclusive

even recount proves
twat would still be president
even if gore won

gore's bro governor?
twat would still be pestilent.
let Nader debate!

Never criticize
Bad haiku or the author.
Perfect bad haiku.

"ain't interested"
say the ones who cum to her
suggestion, "try it!"

Miss E has such mind
and she has such a lively
twat - you'd think I'd mind

stomping a rectum
churning a colon with cleats
such dark bloody treats

Step on the rectum!
Like a penny rolling by.
Good help hard to find.

Last night, my colon
Attempted to turn itself
Inside out. It did.

Now, it trails behind
As I walk on, it dangles
Betwixt thighs and drips.

I know we speak of
Fecal matter quite often
But wow... my ass hurts.

the pree fishies swim
i like to watch them all day
swim pree fishies! swim!