bunnies make me itch
the coloured silver sheathed ones
put my teeth on edge

Salaciously wake
me, mellie. Loose your funny
bunny haiku tales!

well that was mis-judged
how easy to lose timing
a split-second thing

wind beneath their wings
a new bloody red barron
goes down in China Sea

President Bush says
Wang Wei went wrong way
um....... regretfully

fierce thrashing howling
some can take the cuts and grin
others just wimper

whine swine mine wine fine
pretty pearls slimey lustre
I thought they were lost

Truly I bave been
anointed with haiku joy!
"Send that bad haiku!"

Throw swine before pearls?
Exalt in contestant art?
Is ignorance bliss?

should art criticize?
Duhhh! unto others as you...
go 'head, I DARE ya!

that which is not, is
they who claim to know, don't know
there is no 'here' here

disturbed and confused
certain of uncertainty
neither here nor there

I pee, butterfly
lands on me, so beautiful.
why are my legs wet?

Bad haiku. It's art,
comedy, entertainment.
Best part is, it's free!

It's two, two, two mints..
Wait a minute now. That's a
different advert.

Bad haiku is art.
Should one artist criticize
another's bad 'ku?

always criticise.
you who were taught not to think,
question dumbing down.

Inconclusive

even recount proves
twat would still be president
even if gore won

gore's bro governor?
twat would still be pestilent.
let Nader debate!

Never criticize
Bad haiku or the author.
Perfect bad haiku.

"ain't interested"
say the ones who cum to her
suggestion, "try it!"

Miss E has such mind
and she has such a lively
twat - you'd think I'd mind

stomping a rectum
churning a colon with cleats
such dark bloody treats

Step on the rectum!
Like a penny rolling by.
Good help hard to find.

Last night, my colon
Attempted to turn itself
Inside out. It did.

Now, it trails behind
As I walk on, it dangles
Betwixt thighs and drips.

I know we speak of
Fecal matter quite often
But wow... my ass hurts.

the pree fishies swim
i like to watch them all day
swim pree fishies! swim!

Awaken straightend.
Hard as Superman's kneecap.
Blue visionary.

I'm at his service
ancillairy position
subordinate cause

the lord has risen
so has the yeast, it's frothing
my buns are ruined

Hey Morning Night Guy --
at least it's 5-7-5 crap.
That makes it High Art.

just crap and more crap!!!
crap and crap and crap this is
really bad haiku

mate like a rabbit!
sorry your buns like ear-muffs
what's that? lettuce eat?

tell me what's up doc
my temperature is rising
and pulse is racing

on a treaure hunt
checking out your easter buns
make like a rabbit

easter is coming
Mellie's getting fat again
angoraphobic

got the camping urge
best take familiar routes
get those swags unrolled

empty eyes profound

quiet and silent
the cars heater burns hotter
spreading my ass kiss

Everything's Nude Plunge:
8530-8510 is the best
GO THERE! SKIP THE REST!

windsong sky-dive nude
slit whistle while you do, woo!
toss cookies, snooky

Janis needs her DSL.
What is life without tivo?
Move back to LA.

if janis would call back
birds fly across the window
but there is silence

janis left town
she called yesterday
but didn't call back, sob, sob

www.familygames.com/
features/humor/haiku.html
random haiku generator.

Can't figure it out?
Well, the reason is so that
The sheep will push back!

I got one, here, now
Where does the farmer fuck sheep?
On the edge of a cliff

Poetry shows life
Give expression of a soul
Some sick people here! :)

No DSL here?
Are you fucking kidding me
This city is screwed.

Scrotus, powerful SACK
Reservoir to Billions
Fearless to Jizz in your EYE

clothes pegs make good grips
I thought boobies might be birds
squeesing tits is fun

sorry drophammer
I usually go to far
can't help myself pet (oops, yes I can)