janis left town
she called yesterday
but didn't call back, sob, sob

www.familygames.com/
features/humor/haiku.html
random haiku generator.

Can't figure it out?
Well, the reason is so that
The sheep will push back!

I got one, here, now
Where does the farmer fuck sheep?
On the edge of a cliff

Poetry shows life
Give expression of a soul
Some sick people here! :)

No DSL here?
Are you fucking kidding me
This city is screwed.

Scrotus, powerful SACK
Reservoir to Billions
Fearless to Jizz in your EYE

clothes pegs make good grips
I thought boobies might be birds
squeesing tits is fun

sorry drophammer
I usually go to far
can't help myself pet (oops, yes I can)

empty eye sockets
are not a good look A P
suck off those (eye) balls

holes are ready there
please slip them back in to see
what you have missed mate

Priest, I am thinking
Of a card game based on cool
Movie scenes, quotes, dudes

Priest awakens with start,
Where was he all yesterday?
With no modem line.

some call me Angel
bittersweet, that... but in here
I am Drophammer

Saint goes on retreat
when angels were singing hymn
and Priest holy praise

mellie... ah mellie
such a name ripe for rhyming
your stuff, good to read

I knew a bloke once
he was a man from Berlin
kept saying arse O

grape nuts to ape nuts
ape shit to grape shit and there's
shit nuts for grape ape

get a good grip
on somebody's firm boobies
smack 'em and squeeze 'em

g'day drophammer
a p was fretting for ya
he just went ape-shit

my love's flesh hammer
pounding your pink monkey wrench
screwing up my glans

just deserts desert
boots regular docs
peach melba dessert

I'm right here... you are
Never free from fear while I
Haunt this haiku world

Where drophammer, Boy?
Where saint, ash, and the others?
Where the fuck are we?

i wonder if i make a haiku
that has far too many syllables
in each line,will it get published on this page?

do do do do do
do do do do daytona
let us go away

Where is the thing, that will stop me.
Itchy tooth, watery gum.
Itchy tooth, watery gum.

Tarzan bad haiku
is really fuckin' awful.
Badder is better.

Wingless crane no fly.
Tarzan laugh and eat that crane.
Granny has a cock.

The wingless crane flew
Backwards into the oak tree
How horrible, nein?

they make no sense here
all of these so-called haikus
I goudge out eyes now

NASDAQ going down.
Tarzan save his coconuts.
Tarzan laugh! You lose!

Tarzan live jungle.
Too many ants, no shower.
Croc live in bathtub.

Tarzan love jungle.
Many animals live there.
Jane need to trim bush.

Tarzan no yodel.
Too many syllabes! Ungh!
Grunt good! Fit in poem.

Cheetah good. No Bite!
Hairy nipple. Not talk much.
Tarzan like Cheetah.

Haiku bad. Get Boy!
Cheetah, Go find boy! Tight Bung.
Jane not bad. Boy good!

supernova burned
fire burn cauldren bubble
hubble's spaced far out

fair's fowl and fowl's fair
hover through the filthy air
grandma's killing swine

my nose declares war
is it sinus of the times ?
nuke us with mucus

canopy of stars
midnight at the oasis
ash is on fire

at first this was fun
creating clever haikus
short attention span

morning harmony
swans glide with tranquility
load up the bong, dude

thanks for the forward
now I am aware of that
new mullet webpage

smell my finger, man
does that smell normal to you?
hey, you! please come back!

frat boy uniform
tennis visor sits askew
abercrombie hell

morning bleariness
piss stream out of my control
laundry imminent

what a burning pain!
be sure to ask your doctor
about new Valtrex

stock options worthless
no range rover for you now
eat shit dot-commer

Us politics?
republicans go to war.......
democrates get blown

He haikus real good,
better than I can haiku
What's the prize, Dubya?