The wingless crane flew
Backwards into the oak tree
How horrible, nein?
by the wingless crane
they make no sense here
all of these so-called haikus
I goudge out eyes now
by Anonymous Poet
NASDAQ going down.
Tarzan save his coconuts.
Tarzan laugh! You lose!
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
Tarzan live jungle.
Too many ants, no shower.
Croc live in bathtub.
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
Tarzan love jungle.
Many animals live there.
Jane need to trim bush.
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
Tarzan no yodel.
Too many syllabes! Ungh!
Grunt good! Fit in poem.
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
Cheetah good. No Bite!
Hairy nipple. Not talk much.
Tarzan like Cheetah.
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
Haiku bad. Get Boy!
Cheetah, Go find boy! Tight Bung.
Jane not bad. Boy good!
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
supernova burned
fire burn cauldren bubble
hubble's spaced far out
by mellie, brushing up my shaakespeare
fair's fowl and fowl's fair
hover through the filthy air
grandma's killing swine
by mellie,thanks to Bill S.,(macbeth)
my nose declares war
is it sinus of the times ?
nuke us with mucus
by ash
canopy of stars
midnight at the oasis
ash is on fire
by mellie
at first this was fun
creating clever haikus
short attention span
by Anonymous Poet
morning harmony
swans glide with tranquility
load up the bong, dude
by Anonymous Poet
thanks for the forward
now I am aware of that
new mullet webpage
by Anonymous Poet
smell my finger, man
does that smell normal to you?
hey, you! please come back!
by Anonymous Poet
frat boy uniform
tennis visor sits askew
abercrombie hell
by Anonymous Poet
morning bleariness
piss stream out of my control
laundry imminent
by Anonymous Poet
what a burning pain!
be sure to ask your doctor
about new Valtrex
by Anonymous Poet
stock options worthless
no range rover for you now
eat shit dot-commer
by Anonymous Poet
Us politics?
republicans go to war.......
democrates get blown
by a china thing
He haikus real good,
better than I can haiku
What's the prize, Dubya?
by prhater of oakland, ca
I saw Madonna's
New video Tuesday night.
My God, how she sucks.
by M Longo MD of Philadelphia
You--I love you!-- You
So Crazy, I Think I Wan-
Na Have Yo' Baby...
by M. Longo MD of Philadlephia
I'm a Doctor On-
Call; So tired and sleepy
Can't sleep--write Haikus
by Anonymous Poet
welcome back sheena
I guess the moths have all left?
and all is now well?
by frenchy
My books pile up like
Mounds of mating tortoises
I need new bookshelves.
by Jobby of UK
Miss Everything's Haiku
made me have to toss off
before eating lunch.
by Windsong
"not right in the head"
a sign around my neck so
people know to watch
by Veegis The Vigorous Vicar
NASDAQ ends with Q.
You warthog faced buffoon, you!
Insult me? No more!
by Drophammer
look ash, quality
falling off some more: just like
NASDAC - hear them roar!
by boo
locker room ass bomb
someone let one rip away
bad gym etiquette
by Drophammer
Watch punctuation!
Commas and semicolon
colostomy bag.
by ap
Watch punctuation!
Commas and semicolon
colostomy bag.
by Anonymous Poet
Flowered poetry.
Smiley faced bad haiku.
No long words allowed.
by ap
foot and mouth burns bright
moo cow festers twilight
bugger king hazey
by simeon pistachio-muckspread of Stafford,UK
Are those tennis balls?
No, they are my testicles
Is that your racket?
by Undada Yomm
Anal Chuggling
rectum vibrating from such
gross acts of taboo
by Maruku of everywhere
Profound bad haiku
Made to test my inetellect.
Shit sonnets now rule.
by ap
quality down, ash?
oo, like you noticed just now!
toast Miss E and friend.
by boo
re-puke-lickin's led
the way of poo, you all fall-
lowed suit - oh, so cute!
by unconceding of white Outhouse
problem not the plane
in China, it's the bull in
stolen elections
we saw the lies that
said little boys choose first boy
of the dead kingdom
and we said we must
be blind to that, we must be
proud of shit always
by unconceding of white Outhouse
centerfuge spinning
Harry hangs on for dear life
bowels trailing aft
by Drophammer
do not doubt. i lurk.
ever watchful eyes probing.
when moved, i will write
by praying mantis
inviting wetness
ripe oasis of love
i'm falling in deep
by ash
twice upon a time
that same thing happens again
history repeats
by ash
promote my privates
after they become major -
generalia ?
by ash
where is this heading ?
quality is going down
like contributors
by ash
Mellie, a dead dog?
Been there, suffered thru the pain.
So sorry, really.
by Windsong
gaping hole ready.
Trafalgar's black plastic shroud.
gone to dog heaven.
by mellie
