Miss E has such mind
and she has such a lively
twat - you'd think I'd mind

stomping a rectum
churning a colon with cleats
such dark bloody treats

Step on the rectum!
Like a penny rolling by.
Good help hard to find.

Last night, my colon
Attempted to turn itself
Inside out. It did.

Now, it trails behind
As I walk on, it dangles
Betwixt thighs and drips.

I know we speak of
Fecal matter quite often
But wow... my ass hurts.

the pree fishies swim
i like to watch them all day
swim pree fishies! swim!

Awaken straightend.
Hard as Superman's kneecap.
Blue visionary.

I'm at his service
ancillairy position
subordinate cause

the lord has risen
so has the yeast, it's frothing
my buns are ruined

Hey Morning Night Guy --
at least it's 5-7-5 crap.
That makes it High Art.

just crap and more crap!!!
crap and crap and crap this is
really bad haiku

mate like a rabbit!
sorry your buns like ear-muffs
what's that? lettuce eat?

tell me what's up doc
my temperature is rising
and pulse is racing

on a treaure hunt
checking out your easter buns
make like a rabbit

easter is coming
Mellie's getting fat again
angoraphobic

got the camping urge
best take familiar routes
get those swags unrolled

empty eyes profound

quiet and silent
the cars heater burns hotter
spreading my ass kiss

Everything's Nude Plunge:
8530-8510 is the best
GO THERE! SKIP THE REST!

windsong sky-dive nude
slit whistle while you do, woo!
toss cookies, snooky

Janis needs her DSL.
What is life without tivo?
Move back to LA.

if janis would call back
birds fly across the window
but there is silence

janis left town
she called yesterday
but didn't call back, sob, sob

www.familygames.com/
features/humor/haiku.html
random haiku generator.

Can't figure it out?
Well, the reason is so that
The sheep will push back!

I got one, here, now
Where does the farmer fuck sheep?
On the edge of a cliff

Poetry shows life
Give expression of a soul
Some sick people here! :)

No DSL here?
Are you fucking kidding me
This city is screwed.

Scrotus, powerful SACK
Reservoir to Billions
Fearless to Jizz in your EYE

clothes pegs make good grips
I thought boobies might be birds
squeesing tits is fun

sorry drophammer
I usually go to far
can't help myself pet (oops, yes I can)

empty eye sockets
are not a good look A P
suck off those (eye) balls

holes are ready there
please slip them back in to see
what you have missed mate

Priest, I am thinking
Of a card game based on cool
Movie scenes, quotes, dudes

Priest awakens with start,
Where was he all yesterday?
With no modem line.

some call me Angel
bittersweet, that... but in here
I am Drophammer

Saint goes on retreat
when angels were singing hymn
and Priest holy praise

mellie... ah mellie
such a name ripe for rhyming
your stuff, good to read

I knew a bloke once
he was a man from Berlin
kept saying arse O

grape nuts to ape nuts
ape shit to grape shit and there's
shit nuts for grape ape

get a good grip
on somebody's firm boobies
smack 'em and squeeze 'em

g'day drophammer
a p was fretting for ya
he just went ape-shit

my love's flesh hammer
pounding your pink monkey wrench
screwing up my glans

just deserts desert
boots regular docs
peach melba dessert

I'm right here... you are
Never free from fear while I
Haunt this haiku world

Where drophammer, Boy?
Where saint, ash, and the others?
Where the fuck are we?

i wonder if i make a haiku
that has far too many syllables
in each line,will it get published on this page?

do do do do do
do do do do daytona
let us go away

Where is the thing, that will stop me.
Itchy tooth, watery gum.
Itchy tooth, watery gum.

Tarzan bad haiku
is really fuckin' awful.
Badder is better.

Wingless crane no fly.
Tarzan laugh and eat that crane.
Granny has a cock.