grape nuts to ape nuts
ape shit to grape shit and there's
shit nuts for grape ape

get a good grip
on somebody's firm boobies
smack 'em and squeeze 'em

g'day drophammer
a p was fretting for ya
he just went ape-shit

my love's flesh hammer
pounding your pink monkey wrench
screwing up my glans

just deserts desert
boots regular docs
peach melba dessert

I'm right here... you are
Never free from fear while I
Haunt this haiku world

Where drophammer, Boy?
Where saint, ash, and the others?
Where the fuck are we?

i wonder if i make a haiku
that has far too many syllables
in each line,will it get published on this page?

do do do do do
do do do do daytona
let us go away

Where is the thing, that will stop me.
Itchy tooth, watery gum.
Itchy tooth, watery gum.

Tarzan bad haiku
is really fuckin' awful.
Badder is better.

Wingless crane no fly.
Tarzan laugh and eat that crane.
Granny has a cock.

The wingless crane flew
Backwards into the oak tree
How horrible, nein?

they make no sense here
all of these so-called haikus
I goudge out eyes now

NASDAQ going down.
Tarzan save his coconuts.
Tarzan laugh! You lose!

Tarzan live jungle.
Too many ants, no shower.
Croc live in bathtub.

Tarzan love jungle.
Many animals live there.
Jane need to trim bush.

Tarzan no yodel.
Too many syllabes! Ungh!
Grunt good! Fit in poem.

Cheetah good. No Bite!
Hairy nipple. Not talk much.
Tarzan like Cheetah.

Haiku bad. Get Boy!
Cheetah, Go find boy! Tight Bung.
Jane not bad. Boy good!

supernova burned
fire burn cauldren bubble
hubble's spaced far out

fair's fowl and fowl's fair
hover through the filthy air
grandma's killing swine

my nose declares war
is it sinus of the times ?
nuke us with mucus

canopy of stars
midnight at the oasis
ash is on fire

at first this was fun
creating clever haikus
short attention span

morning harmony
swans glide with tranquility
load up the bong, dude

thanks for the forward
now I am aware of that
new mullet webpage

smell my finger, man
does that smell normal to you?
hey, you! please come back!

frat boy uniform
tennis visor sits askew
abercrombie hell

morning bleariness
piss stream out of my control
laundry imminent

what a burning pain!
be sure to ask your doctor
about new Valtrex

stock options worthless
no range rover for you now
eat shit dot-commer

Us politics?
republicans go to war.......
democrates get blown

He haikus real good,
better than I can haiku
What's the prize, Dubya?

I saw Madonna's
New video Tuesday night.
My God, how she sucks.

You--I love you!-- You
So Crazy, I Think I Wan-
Na Have Yo' Baby...

I'm a Doctor On-
Call; So tired and sleepy
Can't sleep--write Haikus

welcome back sheena
I guess the moths have all left?
and all is now well?

My books pile up like
Mounds of mating tortoises
I need new bookshelves.

Miss Everything's Haiku
made me have to toss off
before eating lunch.

"not right in the head"
a sign around my neck so
people know to watch

NASDAQ ends with Q.
You warthog faced buffoon, you!
Insult me? No more!

look ash, quality
falling off some more: just like
NASDAC - hear them roar!

locker room ass bomb
someone let one rip away
bad gym etiquette

Watch punctuation!
Commas and semicolon
colostomy bag.

Watch punctuation!
Commas and semicolon
colostomy bag.

Flowered poetry.
Smiley faced bad haiku.
No long words allowed.

foot and mouth burns bright
moo cow festers twilight
bugger king hazey

Are those tennis balls?
No, they are my testicles
Is that your racket?

Anal Chuggling
rectum vibrating from such
gross acts of taboo