when did badhaiku
turn into badhaiku pr0n?
this is pretty lame

Don't need no K-Y
when you have an agile tongue
licking the right place.

belly to belly
or back to back, don't need no
stinking KY jelly

I am wearing my
warmish, cozy, cunt scented
edible panties.

Windsong you thrill me
paper mache my penis
soak my nuts in oil

looking at my dick
a cold lump of clay and hair
a small alien

when i meet Ms. Right
i'll tell her, "get in my pants!"
"get the chalupa!"

hot or mild, you ask?
santa fe or the baja?
just eat the clown meat

my dear monkeyturd:
you must retype these reports
in 5-7-5 form

dear boss:

will there be anything else?
I was getting worried that you might feel
that you hadn't wasted enough of my time today.

Meaty Boy? Puzzle.
Does he look like a Big Boy
Only more endowed?

ravioli man
not quite the superhero
we need here right now

captain celery
and sandwich head, his sidekick
will beat meaty boy

I am the chaos
I am the haiku death god
Fantastic poet

I got a whopper
at Burger King, but I dont
think that was mayo

Me and my buddy
Fucked this skank with the stank slit
It was not great fun

Windsong, I agree
all haiku should be like mine.
What are you wearing?

more than once it seems
I am so greedy needy
thirsting for the juice

would prefer sucking
at the front not sucking back
I don't see the point

would prefer sucking
at the front not sucking back
I don't see the point

would prefer sucking
at the front not sucking back
I don't see the point

words rhythms beating
or sex or sex orally
for some anally

It's not bloody fair!
#1 Haiku about
filling up the FRIDGE!!!!!

It should be about
something crucial, like balls or
cocks or cum or shit!!!!

Electrical tape,
Sonar equipment, yak pelt:
Things my love is like.

hey is verbiage
french? veni vidi vici
tabula rasa

that latin moves me
roamin' round the pyamids
in medias res

modus vivendi
modus operandi too
O mea culpa

this badhaiku is
complete and utter verbiage
per se pro forma

Sail up Kak Canyon,
Pillow-Biting-Drophammer -
Uphill Gardener

Cleopatra loved
to pet and clit-o licktra
meant she'd suck me back

no, I don't butt-fuck
but you do and want to see
everyone like you

Saint, your flame attacks
are misunderstood, and lost
in some bad grammar

Priest much search elsewhere
after having you Drop, for it's
like sex with a cave

Priest is quite turgid
Swollen Saint-seeking missile
Finds its mark. Entry!

Saint finds glorious
repose, bent over, waiting
for plunging man-meat

but enough about
Grandma, she's been so silly
cocked, hands in her pants

Horizon swallows
glowing solar thunder storm.
Grandma has a cock.

we need to leave by
seven thirty to find a
parking place over there

unless we walk but
it's in the math science part
near rlm hall

screaming and flailing
thrusting pelvises surround
slick with sweat, unclench!

sheer pulsing image
haiku that's shocking, subtle
where have you gone to

how many more sleeps
tell the bunny comes frothing?
hope his name is Buck

Cleo liked it lots
happened too much in the end
O an asp not arse

Anthony likes it in the butt

I know a girl Liz
She sticks da cross where fish live
"I see the light, Christ"

I know a girl Liz

Tiny Penises
Look like Lincoln Logs in heat
I can not feel shit

no sweeter music
G major and Cminor
together symphonic

play variations
the same theme keeps returning
no sweeter music

My left hand fingers
strive for exquisite release...
I cum at my desk.

Pink dress stiffening
as the female cum hardens
into a thick paste.

Warm ejaculate
dripping down my legs after
e-mail sex encounter.

In my solitude...
bliss is a warm vibrator
set to medium.

v major minor
practicing arpeggios
fingers finding key

procrastination
my timeless fascination
it's not too late yet

snow falling outside
causes me to reminisce
i jerk off slowly