keep acting stupid
your buddies will side with you,
you worse-than-loser!
by boo of real pride 
 
			
call a retard what
you don't understand! you flunkede
psychology, dolt?
by boo of real pride 
 
			
corporation farms
grab little farm subsidies-
screw the family
by boo
 
			
I am rubber you 
are glue? Gimme a fuckin'
break.  Fuckin' retard.
by boo ---- pee wee herman
 
			
once a wild hog
fuck'd a beautiful princess
shit squirt universe
by boo
 
			
what the apE-man says
as ap and what he says as 
boo; ap-lies to ap
only, phoney ap-**
by boo of real pride 
 
			
what does THAT mean? Wah!
ap smites what he won't ever
understand, poo baby*
by boo
 
			
Its a cunt!  No. It's
a scrotum. Look here,
can you tell me? please?
by boo
 
			
9275 about 9307
is 7734 upside head and backwards
9308-9312
aint boolean its you appoo
by boo of real pride 
 
			
Maggido magic?
What the fuck does that mean?
Mommy wipes my ass?
by ap
 
			
Cleopatra's cunt.
I smell a boo.  Ignorant
fuckin' egyptian!
by ap
 
			
retard farts, nostril
magnets. what are these fuckers
doing to their food.
by fartsmeller
 
			
a frozen E T
burrito, the blues in a
ecotopia
by smelllike fartfella
 
			
miss-ap-plication
boolean operation
one's powers beyond
by pryapus of cleopatra's obelix 
 
			
Burritos supreme
refried beans enchilada
go forth and prosper
by fartsmeller
 
			
babboon knowledge troth
the conquorer of assholes
maggido magic
by pryapus of cleopatra's obelix 
 
			
thirty-three degree
lies horus. nine ninty dies
from flower power
by boo
 
			
eat the farms, asshole
they grow your fave digestion
all you are is shit
below
by boo
 
			
Whining farmers scream
For New Deal programs and cash
then crab about big gov. 
by Bung Daddy
 
			
George W porked
his friends.  and his enemies
dick cheney for sure.
by ap
 
			
I paid my taxes
Hope W. can spend it
on pork for his friends
by Bung Daddy
 
			
Goo the Pee hog, lick
on alen and Eve, then lick
the pus vents maget
by (ttpenis reed) of potulan 
 
			
shitting.  It's fine with me.  
And no matter what 
anyone says, I'm a cocksucker.  
Just so you know.
by boo
 
			
wants to post under my 
name, It's OK with me.  
Go ahead.  Write about 
by boo
 
			
But uneducated as 
I am, and chickenshit as
I am, I do them.  If anybody 
by boo
 
			
If I wasn't such a 
chickenshit motherfucker
I wouldn't do these things.
by boo
 
			
Shit! I am busted!
I posted 9 2 7 5.
Turnabout, fair play.
by boo
 
			
this is really good 
bad haiku.  who invended
this wild haiku?
by jellyfish
 
			
anarchy chaos
lawlessness and anomie
haiku disorder
by jellyfish
 
			
sad sad sad sad sad
sad sad sad sad sad sad sad 
sad sad but funny
by optional
 
			
dear departed wife
the rough hole in your headstone
has chafed my penis
by Hollywood Bonfire
 
			
this is strong stuff, now.
not like a baby would do.
fries just won't stand up. 
by jellyfish
 
			
Move over, Jesus...
all hail the king of the juice!
You want fries with that?
by option
 
			
Oh.. the juice is loose
Now that's a mental image
I could live without
by optional
 
			
No, not like taffy.
It has more nose.  Maybe
just a hint of fruit.
by jellyfish
 
			
Your adult diapers!
What horrid stench this way comes...
it's not like taffy
by optional of West Vagina 
 
			
Yablonski's daughter
another unknown murder
u. s. policies.
by joe hill of living in virginia 
 
			
anal retention
violent passivity...
which side are you on?
by joe hill of living in kentucky 
 
			
solve yer own problems
save the Earth; the good'll take
a liking to ya!
by joe hill of living in kentucky 
 
			
all apE-MAN says in
9-2-9-3 he whines to
his mommy...wah, WAH!
by boo
 
			
when boo talks ass 'low
it's ap's ass he really shows
I know, now you know
by boo
 
			
strong shit spray rebounds
paints my ass fragrently brown.
mommy wipes my ass!
by boo
 
			
life's too serious
all the humour has vanished...
gary larson - come back
by fingerfood
 
			
windows 2000
ate up all my memory!
forgot your birthday...
by fingerfood
 
			
salvation for all!
fingerfood has awoken
more bad haiku flows
by fingerfood
 
			
somnolent poets
or absent inspiration?
mommy wipes my ass.
by ap
 
			
you can count on it
count me in for the census
you can't count me out
no don't count on me
no accounting where I'll be
I have six senses
by mellie
 
			
Girl leaves boy for me
But now she doesn't know
I am in trouble now.
by The Annihalator of http://www.buzzer.co.uk 
 
			
gender confused, this
bitter skydiving baboon.  
Mommy wipes its ass.
by ap
 
			
we are the good guys
america, israel
what do you mean, no?
by ash