solve yer own problems
save the Earth; the good'll take
a liking to ya!
by joe hill of living in kentucky 
 
			
all apE-MAN says in
9-2-9-3 he whines to
his mommy...wah, WAH!
by boo
 
			
when boo talks ass 'low
it's ap's ass he really shows
I know, now you know
by boo
 
			
strong shit spray rebounds
paints my ass fragrently brown.
mommy wipes my ass!
by boo
 
			
life's too serious
all the humour has vanished...
gary larson - come back
by fingerfood
 
			
windows 2000
ate up all my memory!
forgot your birthday...
by fingerfood
 
			
salvation for all!
fingerfood has awoken
more bad haiku flows
by fingerfood
 
			
somnolent poets
or absent inspiration?
mommy wipes my ass.
by ap
 
			
you can count on it
count me in for the census
you can't count me out
no don't count on me
no accounting where I'll be
I have six senses
by mellie
 
			
Girl leaves boy for me
But now she doesn't know
I am in trouble now.
by The Annihalator of http://www.buzzer.co.uk 
 
			
gender confused, this
bitter skydiving baboon.  
Mommy wipes its ass.
by ap
 
			
we are the good guys
america, israel
what do you mean, no?
by ash
 
			
upcoming census
cross your hearts and hope to die
hands up all jedi
by ash
 
			
Oooo, I made forever
over for them, for you, Jesus.
now do your stuff, stuff me!
6-8-6: sex-ate-sex
by Miss Everything
 
			
ignore them Jesus
they know not wh- or anything
for that matter... jerks!
jerks for Jesus
by Miss Everything
 
			
from today until
forever, haiku ends
"mommy wipes my ass"
by ap
 
			
Hey! You! Galilee!
Puhleeze give me some more
perfect bad haiku.
by ap
 
			
dorothy parker 
has left the building. resume
your declination.
by ap
 
			
Shit crust on scrotum!
Popping pustule drainage!
Mommy wipes my ass.
by boo
 
			
greivous injury!
who molests contemplation?
eruidition?
by ap
 
			
the universe is
a sphere... all center lacking
for circumference
by ap
 
			
fat ap hates fat ap
there I fed it as shit to
self - self you're zapped, Z-ap
by ap
 
			
can't walk on water.
I keep sinking since I got 
these holes in my feet.
by Jesus of Gallilee 
 
			
fat chickenshit trout
rises predictable to 
the hook! a baBOOn! 
by ap
 
			
bitter haiku may
lift karmic revelation
like so many skirts
by ap
 
			
mine better than here
and as the year gets into
gear, you're in your blear 
by boo
 
			
ap so ape; an ape's
ap-hole is apt to hold a
pregnant paw, ahhhh, so.
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Haiku baBOOn bait.
Come 'n get it! Bad haiku!
None better than here.
by ap
 
			
French fried asshole!
Hold the jalapenos, please.
Preparation H.
by ap
 
			
Corn.  Yes, there's corn here.
Contrast of color, texture.
Aroma sublime!
by ap
 
			
Peristaltic pause. 
Waves form, pressure increases!
Rocket shit to moon!
by ap
 
			
some erudition
in others toilet chat room.
regular programs...
by boo
 
			
"strings" are pubes! that gauge
singularity - vulva!
axis mundi, NOW!!
by Miss Everything of ekpyrotic howe 
 
			
none dare name orgone,
soliton in brane: science
forpukes its murdered!
by wilhelm reich of from my grave 
 
			
superstition and
science, together as one
in major league bums.
by unconceding
 
			
like black mollasses
three dimensional content
downloads really slow
by geoff of fashion district 
 
			
baBOOns, when confined,
are amusing, harmless fools.
big, red assd' retards.
Flinging shit about,
eating fleas, while hoping they 
were only human.
by ap
 
			
why does the bad math
not answer their telephone
could be they're busy
by geoff of fashion district 
 
			
ekpyrotic blues
from a singularity
like your apt-plitude*
by boo ovrut
 
			
sex dimembrane curls
undulation procreates
nothing NEW, Baby!
by boo ovrut
 
			
gravitation in
search of a brane is very...
so... solitony!
by ekpyrotic apoapsis of to linda molton howe 
 
			
gravitation in
search of a brane is very...
so... solitony
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
 
			
soliton in brane
or brane in gravity, huh?
make, wake up your mind
by ekpyrotic apoapsis of to burt ovrut 
 
			
so, ap is apt to
double post haiku to his
grave - grave day for all
by boo
 
			
he thinks in haiku.
submits shitty ones? answer's
blowing out his ass
by boo
 
			
mommy never changed
ME! - wah! wah! Wah! WAh! WAH! WAH!
-you get the result-
by punk baddy
 
			
what's the plan? too much
distraction to save the world:
american plan.
by quazimodo
 
			
waiting for Janice
to return my messages
guess there's no one home
by geoff of fashion district 
 
			
chaos batters me
30 minutes and i leave
for long restful night
by ferret70 of chicago 
 
			
freeze, then warm, then freeze.
soon i will crack like cement.
and weeds will flourish
by ferret70 of chicago