Shit crust on scrotum!
Popping pustule drainage!
Mommy wipes my ass.

greivous injury!
who molests contemplation?
eruidition?

the universe is
a sphere... all center lacking
for circumference

fat ap hates fat ap
there I fed it as shit to
self - self you're zapped, Z-ap

can't walk on water.
I keep sinking since I got
these holes in my feet.

fat chickenshit trout
rises predictable to
the hook! a baBOOn!

bitter haiku may
lift karmic revelation
like so many skirts

mine better than here
and as the year gets into
gear, you're in your blear

ap so ape; an ape's
ap-hole is apt to hold a
pregnant paw, ahhhh, so.

Haiku baBOOn bait.
Come 'n get it! Bad haiku!
None better than here.

French fried asshole!
Hold the jalapenos, please.
Preparation H.

Corn. Yes, there's corn here.
Contrast of color, texture.
Aroma sublime!

Peristaltic pause.
Waves form, pressure increases!
Rocket shit to moon!

some erudition
in others toilet chat room.
regular programs...

"strings" are pubes! that gauge
singularity - vulva!
axis mundi, NOW!!

none dare name orgone,
soliton in brane: science
forpukes its murdered!

superstition and
science, together as one
in major league bums.

like black mollasses
three dimensional content
downloads really slow

baBOOns, when confined,
are amusing, harmless fools.
big, red assd' retards.

Flinging shit about,
eating fleas, while hoping they
were only human.

why does the bad math
not answer their telephone
could be they're busy

ekpyrotic blues
from a singularity
like your apt-plitude*

sex dimembrane curls
undulation procreates
nothing NEW, Baby!

gravitation in
search of a brane is very...
so... solitony!

gravitation in
search of a brane is very...
so... solitony

soliton in brane
or brane in gravity, huh?
make, wake up your mind

so, ap is apt to
double post haiku to his
grave - grave day for all

he thinks in haiku.
submits shitty ones? answer's
blowing out his ass

mommy never changed
ME! - wah! wah! Wah! WAh! WAH! WAH!
-you get the result-

what's the plan? too much
distraction to save the world:
american plan.

waiting for Janice
to return my messages
guess there's no one home

chaos batters me
30 minutes and i leave
for long restful night

freeze, then warm, then freeze.
soon i will crack like cement.
and weeds will flourish

My balogna smells
like cologne reminding me
of a phogna bogne

Windows ME is
to suck, as short and curly
is to pubic hair

Win2K formats
Freshly partitioned hard drive.
Soon it will awake.

Pete and Repete were
in a boat, pete jumped out, so
who was left aboard?

Pete and Repete were
in a boat, pete jumped out, so
who was left aboard?

Pete and Repete were
in a boat, pete jumped out, so
who was left aboard?

Lucky for you and
Bad Haiku, I'm sick of words
that rhyme with FREEZING!

Lucky for you and
Bad Haiku, I'm sick of words
that rhyme with FREEZING!

On top of that the
Constipation, teeth chatter
and butt cheeks, SQEEZING

On a jacket I
Must put to surely keep my
cold ass from SNEEZING

Office equipped with
Central air, makes me wish I
Had more hair. FREEZING!

it was the server's
fault. now so sorry to be
a double poster.

memorialize
joey with bad haiku or
paint on black velvet.

just like jesus or
jfk. elvis always
looks cool when painted.

memorialize
joey with bad haiku or
paint on black velvet.

just like jesus or
jfk. elvis always
looks cool when painted.

TV shows what sells
to people... now doesn't that
make us MORE evil?

joey's spirit lives
rest in peace joey ramone
punk changed everything

bloated colon bursts
through clenched anus, spraying you
with my grit. sorry.

TV is evil
It creates greedy zombies,
monsters with no sense