losing weight quickly
down to the last notch on belt
thanks to my tapeworm

watching live football
and commenting in haiku
is far too tricky

keane makes a 'challenge'
man city fans are quite glad
to see him sent off

i wish i could talk
as i'm dying to tell you
your flies are undone

i sure need pizza:
will help to alleviate
my hangover blues

this site has lost it
but the bonfire rekindles
grandma has a cock

interpretation
remains this reader's problem
and indifference

You think you have grave
Beliefs and more
Stop it and fuck yourself
Stop it and fuck yourself
Stop it...PG-13

don't call it a come
back. i been here for years. damn.
forgot the rest. hell!

my star sign leo
thinking charts are out of whack
let's begin again

too many words Mox
I can't follow it all babe
concentration low

The sun always does something
right now
closing down on the end of silent spring's
long dead stasis in ice

Orlando and Stuben
is to Jackman at Moxie Falls
and it all ends at Kokadjo
all are nowhere but everywhere...

thank you all for
giving me a chance
at catharsis...

I don't know but I do know
if one lady who just happens to be one such LDS person weren't there
this would be a sadder world because she is an angel

Drink the tea, read the Bible
cut to the chase...
quiet time with someone...
holy Bushido

dubya smoking that
is merely some odd comedy central
image, the job of president
scapegoat of america
good luck, cancerian...

I still don't know mel's
sign or species...perhaps
the 12 are mere tests
just Gabriel, Micheal, and Raph and the other

Is she all natural
as I need to be real
or will I be an additive alone
I was hyper, still am

it's like a kid that
hollers at you when you need your time
to go do something
and she drags you back...

wrap it up sometimes
dust to matzos, dust to wafers
sleep awaits as does caffiene

she forgot to pee
caused herself embarrasement
a golden moment

Scorpio men as
far as I can tell are too much
sometimes, I'm sorry about that

I wish there were that
age of Aquarius but
it's that damn Satan to me

she's alright, angel type
watching out for us all
be not left behind

being bi and again
if it is all in the empty mind
but a long void

whole 23 naked skidoo...
a whole mess of label urges
Rush Limbaugh too young
one section of society...
is he good or evil or does he matter
or does Al Franken for that matter

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
a GAPING hole was left there
she hit it too soon

shoot the deer...
bloody rampage like so many
demons, stormtroopers, robots
violence is a lust for blood
gospel of Star Wars

The need to not be there anymore
to leave home is to cut the silver cord
and leave your goddess alone

If you could stop and
my poem could do something
Wall Street, get behind me you Mammon

busting for a root
in he comes and grinds away
leaving gaing hole

that's the EKG report
four volumes of worry
your son is 27 god damn it

Killed a damn squirrel today
on that road to Camden
and I got a major chill in that
mom still doesn't understand
having a "life" on line

barking up wrong tree
absolutely spitting chips
was cut down to size

wife takes estrogen
and I take a cold shower.
never pass a fuck.

damn i'm getting old.
arthritis, heartburn, name it.
but my hair persists.

big badda boom
pum poo lumpy pie
eat your underwear

meet girl on the internet
fuck suck stick something in her but
I love msn chat room

I just had the trots
and farted slimey juice in my pants
my employer did not like

vodka and red bull,
great at the time but leads to
sore head in morning

cups of tea alone
don't fool my stomach, it knows
it has not been fed

sent it one haiku
sign said, "no display" back to
send, and got two through

don't know my own stench