The brevity of
bad haiku exaggerates
its profundity.

No criticisim
intended, Carl. Enjoy
it for what it is.

no transcendental
experience required.
Sit back and enjoy.

Carl Solomon, I am
not with you in Rockland
but at an impasse

To get down and submit
You are not God, I do not
But I am proud
destined for Hell if I remain so

I don't think I can
write anything real because
I can't stand critique

I nearly went blind
I had severe heartburn
then a stroke of luck

jeeves did all the work
looking up medical things
only doctors know

airline food upset.
man, does my belly boil.
fasten your seat belts.

incredible head
no more than two and one half
gallons per second

I drew the curtain
to shut out despair and found
enlightenment there

while searching myself
I realized I feel good
when I'm doing it

I am a faddist
idiosyncratic me
posting badhaiku

i looked all over
but i couldn't find myself
except where i am

what's a real doctor ?
someone with a ph. d. ?
proctalgia fugax !

just watch out
i am only trying to help
Inference
Conclusion
Illation
Judgement

I happen to know
that janis is a 300
pound bald lesbian!!!!!

and she has painted
her ass like a baboon!!!!!true!!!!!!
and with filed teeth too!!!!!!

spongiform haiku
encephalopathies yes
cyber prion death

this site is eating
up the mood control center
of my brain please stop!!!!!!!!!!!

mellie if you are really
the "original" mellie
please get sick and die!!!!!!!!!!!

most of the rest of
you as well!!!!!!!!!!!
"doctor lovers" and crap hounds
as if "ash" is a real doctor

do you people ever
type in your own names 2 c
what drivel u r creating???

it's a scary thought
or just get down and boogie
have some fun Moxie

Ash is the master
when he says get down Moxie
you know he means it

I was the dill there
just got carried away but
thrilled with new toys ahhhhhh

"no, sex toys aren't cheap
dear, this one was expensive
and it looks so cheap"

to which he replied;
"you must be a dill doh!
let me see that but "

Man nearly lost all
In a wiener dog melee
Saved by steel toed boot

I say: quit your job
I say: take time to enjoy
I say: can't pay rent

Pause today and think
Was that worth ninety-nine cents?
Good sex toys aren't cheap.

PhotoShop altered
photos of me being sent
By email to all

Morning mist settles
Young possums and squirrels play
Behind KFC

I couldn't resist
The smell of your hair today
My Taco-Bell man

Earthday was well spent
Smoking pot with the hippies
Screw my fucking job

The Blue Light special
K-Mart Phoenix rise again
Sales on velcro shoes

in my universe
i am but a particle
in a solution

does anyone even count
syllables anymore

say yeah ! get on down
i say get get get on down
but don't get depressed

all right all right yeah
blast that fuckin amp blast it
bash those strings hit it

C.S.Lewis and
the heat of an emotion
quelled for now at least

4-84 left.
The countdown to 10,000
heats with the weather.

Quality dropping ash.
Where the hell is boo when we
need him. it. her. them.

Been there, nasty things them
Cheap and expensive booze
results the same, thump thud...
:(

Hell. This must be hell.
What is that awful noise?
Make it stop make it .......

is there a salve or
something like that i can spread
over my poor brain?

warning - consumption
of alcohol disturbs the
time space continuum

the net is a big
addiction for me and also
I forget folks here
have their own issues

The therapist would
need a therapist after
seeing this Cthulhu

You know hot scorps
Bjork hitting the film guy
Patton, the victim of war
flawed all like
yours truly too...

I saw indifference
as a corpse on a slab
no opinion
dead and safe

yet I was the other extreme

a Bible is a
bad subby for temper so
fears unwelcome, but

failure is only
temporary...

titillation Ash
promising then withdrawal
frustration follows

i've got a secret
if you promise not to tell
no, i changed my mind

it's a mixed up world
moxie needs a therapist
grandma has a cock