solid, liquid, gas
physical states of matter.
universe of shit.

Playground in the dark
warm grasses on either end
I feel like a child here

Blurrred vision prevents
accuracy of spelling
please pass the tissues!

angery sneezes from
sufferers of allergies...
Cross Pollen Nation

A mistyped keystroke
Led me to your apartment
And your brown suede couch

waiting until dawn
eerily still shush of waves
plaintive bugle weeps

I didn't mean it
That kiss was only a joke
A funny joke, right?

Oh, to be in love
Flowers and leaves in your hair
From the outdoor couch

Weird microwave beam
Shot sparks between me and you
and smoked my sister

Good things come in threes
But that doesn't apply here
Toes are best in tens

Computer Science
Has not solved the interface
Between me and you

Of all the cheetahs
That lurk in the brush at night
I'll let you feed first

what the hell is this
now my opus is ready
the server's not sure

oh to be in love
take my hand and dance with me
i'm puking up blood

superduperman!
see my sky-diving naked
haiku for answer

heehee (#8530 etc.)

hm? hot cyber rolls?
better than the rejection
of my hot crossed buns

hm? hot cyber rollsw?
better than the rejection
of my hot crossed buns

I did "me" till her
cousin came in, so I did
them, as cyber rolls.

superboy flying
naked with supergirl. They
spun out of control.

What happened? After
they hit the ground, how did he
explain it to her?

Oh, I am much so
Single, white, bored and not earthed
grounded in Frazetta

To live as I do
is within limits I could leave
but fear to, when done

I shall lift that glass
like a living idol, to some
small comfort of peace

Last night I had a
no wait, that wasn't me or
a sex location

I shit a fat log
representative of how
big a man I am.

"Lewd I did live" is
what I say to you only
"evil did I dwel"

our simian kin
resent this relationship
DNA. Who cares?

my real name is ap
which is short for A P E
99 % chimp

she emails me smiles.
yee-haw. New relationships
can be so much fun.

I called her last night.
we danced on words like white clouds.
Oh, here comes the Sun.

I'm only human
I need love. She might see this.
Splendid moment truth.

Yes, I know it's weird
But sometimes it is useful
To have cheese that bleeds

I could only look
At another man like you
If he had those pants

I didn't know that
And thank God that you told me
Death Ray set to stun

You caused me to smile
And sit back in the car seat
Man that guy was pissed!

I just can't stand you
Peering over my shoulder
While I try to poop.

thank you for last night
i will get a larger bed
for the other room

check date four fifteen
deposit date four twenty
damn the i r s

You are still with me
I feel you close
And the siren sounds

You are still with me
I feel you close
And the siren sounds

she screams and yodels,
pornflick actress hamlet gal.
where do i get one?

profoundly disturbed
pathologically absurd
dead becocked granny

where have you been saint?
we must meet and have a beer
you name the place mate

what is there to know ?
it remains a mystery
the harder you search

Weird haikus here
I need not know of older
people's genitals

ya gotta do it
whatever ya gotta do
is what ya gotta

azure autumn air
impending change of seasons
axiomatic

good onya digger
blast me with ya bugle mate
at the dawn service

my name is Mellie
I am a cyber-slut without
qualification

we shall remember
at the rising of the sun
and when going down

lest we forget this
tomorrow is anzac day
we must remember

verisimilar
story: autopsy revealed
grandpa had a cunt

ah, sixty-nine to
have and to hold: servitude
and pride. Genitals!