deteriorating instincts
unrelenting tear my skin off
disgust screaming rip away

lollipops to eat
fat children bitch about shit
can see his own prick

get the caronas
turn on the fridge buy the food
when's the house warming! (OOPS!)

my last girlfriend she
said she loved me, even when
fucking other men

A typical date:
Me: "Did you have a good time?"
Her: "No, and don't call."

What will it get me?
Lots of time spent all alone
just me and my house

House being rebuilt
from fire, I may move back in
next weeknd yippie!

Pathetic - I am
for even Bulgarian
women ignore me.

Another weekend
arriving, two more days with
no worthy women.

Cause I'm not in my
place of peace yet, the house on
that sand, like that Bush
Kennebunkport time

We see the news yeah
and that is all then, what's he
really like...no one knows

All these pierced faces
Not really anything wrong
but a culture change

They say Christians aren't
left hand path? but to go there?
That Long Dark Night of the Soul

Cause the flood ain't broke
or we're still sick for real...
I want joy in this life

play a song for me
ain't no place I'm going to
take me for a trip

strange stillness today
crickets and distant thunder
the ocean is grey

I can't fall asleep.
Haiku saves my sanity.
Someone stop me please.

I live on a farm
Rollerblading on gravel
Oh! The grasshoppers!

who's the ek's pyrt here?
dictionaries don't even
cover what you say.

heard someone else's
haiku today - wish I could
remember it here

soft afternoon breeze
loud squawking of lorrikeets
cold air yet warm sun

subscribe to nothing
powerless under haiku
tai chi or chi tea?

that thoughts can be thunk
evident of evidence,
emdedded reason

I'm hot for a girl
I don't think she feels the same
I will keep trying

Car has hit the fence
Metal scratch, screetch
Glass did not break

When I saw Trent Reznor
in a school uniform
He was more accessable
He'd been through the conform
thing too

I got the oh! thing
for leaving "junk fish" on the shore
raccoons eat them

what is the purpose
of that little orifice?
fun'll be learning

brief premature verse
with only six syllables
but very succinct

infundibulum
non-primary orifice
much underrated

Gypsy blood boils.
Hmmmm, what am I doing HERE?
I hear the Road call.

asymmetrical
anistropic nascent burst,
in new vaccume time

simpler, for as we
forget the lies, all that's true
we'll know easily

concresence in brane
of soliton solution,
come together soon

Miso soup is good
baby, a bit of nature food
I can stand

guite right, MissE, but
only how we flew, not the
punchline to the pun.

two guys and dog
technically they are three dogs
bigger is better

like a huge mud slide
on the great white mountain peak
undies are ruined

my hand holds a gift
delivering on time a
portable ass kiss

like a mushroom cloud
my fart slowly rises up
covering the mic

damn the people hooks!
damn those who like to sell and close the deal!
I ass freckle you

all of the empties
they screamed when you chose to leave
an innocent lost

"snafu!" killer sneeze
from mutant pollen. Whither
frankenscience wROughT?

not funny magee
(don't need any more than that
to get my point 'cross)

the ass, as a hole,
is a viscious circle that
needs to be wiped out.

athsmatic plasma
from circular ring of doom.
a sphincter says what?

seductive rhythm
maintaining conscious movement
craves lubrication

solid, liquid, gas
physical states of matter.
universe of shit.

Playground in the dark
warm grasses on either end
I feel like a child here

Blurrred vision prevents
accuracy of spelling
please pass the tissues!

angery sneezes from
sufferers of allergies...
Cross Pollen Nation

A mistyped keystroke
Led me to your apartment
And your brown suede couch

waiting until dawn
eerily still shush of waves
plaintive bugle weeps