can you tell I'm bored?
it sure beats dancing naked
in front of my cat
by oink_oink of the land of chocolate
mmm mediciney
yes I am evil homer!
evil I tells ya!
by oink_oink of the land of chocolate
caffeine is your friend
remember not to pass out
sleep is for the weak
by oink_oink of the land of chocolate
I am a retard
a haiku is supposed to
be constructed thus
by oink_oink of the land of chocolate
my name is oink oink
and I'm an alcoholic
by oink_oink of the land of chocolate
nearly an hour
later, Associated
Poet couldn't stay
hooray, an hour
after he I got to do
what's natural to me
- snatch your all!
by Miss Everything
oh boy it's mine
backwards and forwards: Sixty-
Nine! ninety-sex times!
by Miss Everything
I would like to stay,
but something has just come up.
Now you smell like feet
by Anonymous Poet
I would like to stay,
but something has just come up.
You smell like feet
by Anonymous Poet
I want to do 9-
6-6-9, but I can't stick
around that long, darn!
by MissEverything
I was once in the
military; I KNOW these
things... THAT was stupid!
by unconceding
poor saint, but then those
"other guys" were really the
ones cheated in fuck.
by boo
I lost her for good.
she's staring down the barrel
of a wedding ring.
by Jamie
deteriorating instincts
unrelenting tear my skin off
disgust screaming rip away
by Ophelia of Ohio
lollipops to eat
fat children bitch about shit
can see his own prick
by Staves of Little Rock
get the caronas
turn on the fridge buy the food
when's the house warming! (OOPS!)
by mellie
my last girlfriend she
said she loved me, even when
fucking other men
by Saint
A typical date:
Me: "Did you have a good time?"
Her: "No, and don't call."
by Saint
What will it get me?
Lots of time spent all alone
just me and my house
by Saint
House being rebuilt
from fire, I may move back in
next weeknd yippie!
by Saint
Pathetic - I am
for even Bulgarian
women ignore me.
by Saint
Another weekend
arriving, two more days with
no worthy women.
by Saint
Cause I'm not in my
place of peace yet, the house on
that sand, like that Bush
Kennebunkport time
We see the news yeah
and that is all then, what's he
really like...no one knows
by Moxie of I'm still shockable...
All these pierced faces
Not really anything wrong
but a culture change
by Moxie of green earrings...
They say Christians aren't
left hand path? but to go there?
That Long Dark Night of the Soul
Cause the flood ain't broke
or we're still sick for real...
I want joy in this life
by Moxie of progress/darkness
play a song for me
ain't no place I'm going to
take me for a trip
by mellie,away with the Byrds
strange stillness today
crickets and distant thunder
the ocean is grey
by mellie
I can't fall asleep.
Haiku saves my sanity.
Someone stop me please.
by Emily
I live on a farm
Rollerblading on gravel
Oh! The grasshoppers!
by Alison of Your pants
who's the ek's pyrt here?
dictionaries don't even
cover what you say.
by boo
heard someone else's
haiku today - wish I could
remember it here
by Miss Everything
soft afternoon breeze
loud squawking of lorrikeets
cold air yet warm sun
by ash
subscribe to nothing
powerless under haiku
tai chi or chi tea?
that thoughts can be thunk
evident of evidence,
emdedded reason
by soma of north of the mason dixon
I'm hot for a girl
I don't think she feels the same
I will keep trying
by Stagger Lee of Ohio
Car has hit the fence
Metal scratch, screetch
Glass did not break
by WK of Down South
When I saw Trent Reznor
in a school uniform
He was more accessable
He'd been through the conform
thing too
by Moxie of a bit tired...but ok
I got the oh! thing
for leaving "junk fish" on the shore
raccoons eat them
by Moxie of sniffles...
what is the purpose
of that little orifice?
fun'll be learning
by mellie
brief premature verse
with only six syllables
but very succinct
by ash
infundibulum
non-primary orifice
much underrated
by ash
Gypsy blood boils.
Hmmmm, what am I doing HERE?
I hear the Road call.
by SHAGGYDOO
asymmetrical
anistropic nascent burst,
in new vaccume time
simpler, for as we
forget the lies, all that's true
we'll know easily
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
concresence in brane
of soliton solution,
come together soon
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
Miso soup is good
baby, a bit of nature food
I can stand
by Mix you... of also Moxie and so on...
guite right, MissE, but
only how we flew, not the
punchline to the pun.
by Superduperman
two guys and dog
technically they are three dogs
bigger is better
by Anonymous Poet
like a huge mud slide
on the great white mountain peak
undies are ruined
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
my hand holds a gift
delivering on time a
portable ass kiss
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
like a mushroom cloud
my fart slowly rises up
covering the mic
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
