Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 178 Days and 77086 Haiku later...

That was not our goal
That was not our purpose -
Quick celebrity
Haiku # 23559, November 26, 2002 5:06 am ET
by R. of PT
I just eyed the stats -
With no special intention
PT now twenty
Haiku # 23558, November 26, 2002 5:04 am ET
by R. of PT
Funny seven syl's -
When appropriately chosen
are shorter than five
Haiku # 23557, November 26, 2002 4:56 am ET
by R. of PT
i guess some chick is
actually not moxie as
i had thought, but real....
Haiku # 23556, November 26, 2002 4:53 am ET
by k of perplexed to say the least
Well, why use one's name
While anonymity is
unanimous here
Haiku # 23555, November 26, 2002 4:53 am ET
by R. of PT
blue and deeper blue
don't begin to describe the
color of my dreams
Haiku # 23554, November 26, 2002 4:52 am ET
by k
another project
of art and craft, but this one
remains top secret
Haiku # 23553, November 26, 2002 4:22 am ET
by k
WHAT one and only???
PUH-LEEZE! give us all a break
"nothing special chick"
Haiku # 23552, November 25, 2002 10:36 pm ET
by new name for internet ditz
HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
I am the one and only
Whos using my name?!?!?!?
Haiku # 23551, November 25, 2002 10:24 pm ET
by some internet chick
alone in the world
while around me there whirled all
who live for the crowd
Haiku # 23550, November 25, 2002 9:40 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
peace to everyone
I think you are all so swell!
aren't holidays great?
Haiku # 23549, November 25, 2002 8:07 pm ET
by some internet chick
this pussy just purrs
I did not have claws out scot
just enough for grip
Haiku # 23548, November 25, 2002 7:57 pm ET
by mellie
peace to you mellie
sixth place is just fine with me
put those claws back in
Haiku # 23547, November 25, 2002 7:41 pm ET
by scot/ch
pissing in the wind
is still not a good idea
even if you squat
Haiku # 23546, November 25, 2002 7:21 pm ET
by scot/ch
well okay maestro
have your baton ready sir
I'm second fiddle

or that could be mox
ash is the star performer
and scott is all wind
Haiku # 23545, November 25, 2002 6:56 pm ET
by mellie
well, seems like all the
disasters are slick to start
consuming U.S. folks
Haiku # 23544, November 25, 2002 3:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
an exploding bomb
if filmed and played back slowly
would seem quite peaceful
Haiku # 23543, November 25, 2002 2:38 pm ET
by scotch
thirty-eight minutes:
the time the states would have used
the oil spilled off spain
Haiku # 23542, November 25, 2002 2:01 pm ET
by scotch of sobering statistics
coming round the track
well behind betty lebomb
i finish in sixth
Haiku # 23541, November 25, 2002 1:57 pm ET
by scott of haiku 500 (now for some scotch)
jewel's strange choice of fuel
proves, in the end, not to work
bile just doesn't burn
Haiku # 23540, November 25, 2002 12:29 pm ET
by scott of haiku 500
coming up on jewel
i hear "ppfft ppfft ppfft ppfft ppfft"
hope she gets that fixed
Haiku # 23539, November 25, 2002 12:28 pm ET
by scott of haiku 500

kenneth extension
anyone remember him?
see ya, old timer
Haiku # 23538, November 25, 2002 12:28 pm ET
by scott of haiku 500
with my helmet on,
a thumbs up from my pit crew,
full throttle haiku!
Haiku # 23537, November 25, 2002 12:28 pm ET
by scott of haiku 500
waves disrupting air
support bouyant melodies
afloat with rhythm
Haiku # 23536, November 25, 2002 11:56 am ET
by maestro
years first snowflakes fall
coating all the land in white
so pretty it is
Haiku # 23535, November 25, 2002 11:36 am ET
by some internet chick
ants crawl in the sand,
flowers grow in the spring time,
nature is living
Haiku # 23534, November 25, 2002 10:43 am ET
by duckman
ash/moxie beware
my volume is on the rise
verse claims horizon
Haiku # 23533, November 25, 2002 10:35 am ET
by maestro
Oh beloved, mine
Hair doth shimmer, eyes glisten
Lame haiku for you
Haiku # 23532, November 25, 2002 10:28 am ET
by maestro
My date is plastered,
I am not drinking at all,
alcohol is weird
Haiku # 23531, November 25, 2002 10:20 am ET
by dumbo
On this 'day of Mon.
I mourn the endweek now interred
May she are eye pea ???
Haiku # 23530, November 25, 2002 10:08 am ET
by maestro
I do hereby fill
The "(necessary)" field with
Syllables seventeen
Haiku # 23529, November 25, 2002 10:03 am ET
by maestro
gwenhyfar, I know
shelter of certain worn clothes
love and loss at once
Haiku # 23528, November 25, 2002 9:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
memory lapses
befall me noggin' often
the last was maestro
Haiku # 23527, November 25, 2002 12:39 am ET
by maestro
anal ones may ask
why persist if bored as hell?
most cool domain name
Haiku # 23526, November 25, 2002 12:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
a bored neophyte
devoid of motivation
cares not to compete
Haiku # 23525, November 25, 2002 12:34 am ET
by maestro
hideous he shouts
row after row of bright red
byzantine horses
Haiku # 23524, November 24, 2002 10:14 pm ET
by Mr Horse
Anonymous Poet
Thanks so much for your offer
but I'll have to pass!!
Haiku # 23523, November 24, 2002 8:43 pm ET
by some internet chick
the whole idea of
posting on a website
masturbation of words
Haiku # 23522, November 24, 2002 8:19 pm ET
by Mox
it's how you feel about
me ap that makes that so
I can't control that
Haiku # 23521, November 24, 2002 8:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
mox you don't even,
come CLOSE to being as good
as a kidneystone.
Haiku # 23520, November 24, 2002 7:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
well, the big mistake
is to pass judgements like
kidney stones on people...
Haiku # 23519, November 24, 2002 6:49 pm ET
by Mox
cold cemetery
standing in his over-coat
I stand corrected
Haiku # 23518, November 24, 2002 12:49 pm ET
by ...better (barely)
cold cemetry
standing in his over-coat
I still feel his warmth
Haiku # 23517, November 24, 2002 12:43 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
ash, tried to email
in a fit of nostalgia
address didn't work
Haiku # 23516, November 24, 2002 12:35 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton of of Boston
the buddhists tell us
all of us can be a god
but it takes some work


jungians tell us
all together we are god
as simple as that


you say god's up there
passing judgements like the law
well i'll be damned
Haiku # 23515, November 23, 2002 8:50 pm ET
by ash
some internet chick,
my penis will warm your breath,
show some love for me.....:)
Haiku # 23514, November 23, 2002 8:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The logs would tell us
Whether they are one or two
But it matters not.
Haiku # 23513, November 23, 2002 8:05 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
guess we'll never know
gwen and/or boston gal same?
it's just poetry
Haiku # 23512, November 23, 2002 7:34 pm ET
by both ok with me
hmm, I sat down with
Santa Claus today
Teach me something

sit on his lap?
Haiku # 23511, November 23, 2002 5:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Do I hear something?
Could it be, no way! The good
ol' boys, back again!
Haiku # 23510, November 23, 2002 5:50 pm ET
by Dauktrclaw of ???
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