Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 167 Days and 77048 Haiku later...

K & D Session,
Disk 1, Lamb is the artist.
ist unvorstellbar!
Haiku # 34372, February 9, 2006 11:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Met a girl last night,
with the hugest boobs ever!
I think I'm in love.
Haiku # 34371, February 9, 2006 10:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
trans fatty acid
from kruder and dorfmeister
soul seductive sound
Haiku # 34370, February 9, 2006 9:23 am ET
by stupid austrian posing difficult question of you guys are great
Watery choir

Hidden from sight, but close by
Noise of the small brook
Haiku # 34369, February 9, 2006 7:40 am ET
by William Nippress
Hiaku composing
I doubt mine are very good
But can cause chaos
Haiku # 34368, February 9, 2006 6:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Soft, green puddles form.
A lolly melts on the street.
An unknown mouth waits.
Haiku # 34367, February 9, 2006 6:46 am ET
by William Nippress
It
Haiku # 34366, February 9, 2006 6:39 am ET
by Ah, but which ones are mine?
Up, Up and away
Oh Christ mate, Andy Williams!
You
Haiku # 34365, February 9, 2006 6:19 am ET
by The oldies are the best
up up and away
in my beautiful balloon
and we can fly high
Haiku # 34364, February 9, 2006 5:29 am ET
by ash
I find prunes help me
That and a pint of fruit juice
Who need colonic?
Haiku # 34363, February 9, 2006 4:25 am ET
by Cut the Bullshit
just so much bullshit
behind so much obstruction
and so little time
Haiku # 34362, February 8, 2006 11:40 pm ET
by ash
I
Haiku # 34361, February 8, 2006 6:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Crappiness abounds
In the bleak cold of winter
Now rolling along
Haiku # 34360, February 8, 2006 6:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Palaeozoic.
Campbell's ordinary soup
does make Peter proud.
Haiku # 34359, February 8, 2006 2:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 34358, February 8, 2006 12:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Is it a haiku,
or could it be the colonels
secret recipe?
Haiku # 34357, February 8, 2006 11:56 am ET
by office jockey
Gimme some bacon,
Pig's feet, duck livers and lard.
Ahhh, aneurysm ...
Haiku # 34356, February 8, 2006 11:38 am ET
by Lush
Hydrocarbon chain
Carboxylic acid group
With trans double bond
Haiku # 34355, February 8, 2006 9:37 am ET
by Biogeek of UK
don't eat that they begged
but you did i tasted great
and later you died
Haiku # 34354, February 8, 2006 8:13 am ET
by trans fatty acid takes revenge
maybe it's a groove
by a man from south thailand
for the corpulent
Haiku # 34353, February 8, 2006 8:07 am ET
by ash
Well its either a
Hydrogenated veg oils
Obese transvestite
Haiku # 34352, February 8, 2006 4:21 am ET
by You choose
trans fatty acid
any idea what this is?
let me know guys, please.
Haiku # 34351, February 7, 2006 5:21 pm ET
by austrian poät of austria
Guns stop the flashlights
Concrete smoothly covers death
Cold, slickly, he kills
Haiku # 34350, February 7, 2006 10:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Just kidding about
No worse than any other
We all fuck up some
Haiku # 34349, February 7, 2006 10:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I fink you meen wurs
You spell as you speak I fink
Shirly you nowe that
Haiku # 34348, February 7, 2006 10:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Anonymous prose
from anonymous muppets,
you bring shame to all...
***
Good Haiku dot com
A plaice for purfect spellurs
I wouldnt fit in :-(
***
So this ends it then.
The last bad Haiku i make,
the rest will be worse...
Haiku # 34347, February 7, 2006 9:46 am ET
by MrTitties of England
You mad, bad poets,
with your daily word sparring,
get a fucking job!
Haiku # 34346, February 7, 2006 9:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Better than a queen
How do you know it
Haiku # 34345, February 7, 2006 8:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it is you
the flaming arse
that lights my torch
Haiku # 34344, February 7, 2006 8:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Excellent grouping,
well done 007!
Two in each hechman!
Haiku # 34343, February 7, 2006 7:49 am ET
by Q
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM,
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM,
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM!
Haiku # 34342, February 7, 2006 7:41 am ET
by Baldric
sure it's all good fun
till they burn your embassy
so who's laughing now ?
Haiku # 34341, February 7, 2006 7:24 am ET
by ash
king of my small world,
I stay unknown out of fear.
(ugly and single)
Haiku # 34340, February 7, 2006 7:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ouch that really hurt.
Cant we all just get along?
No woman, no cry...
Haiku # 34339, February 7, 2006 6:54 am ET
by MrTitties of England
Oh so very sad
Did you not do well at school?
There there Titties
Haiku # 34338, February 7, 2006 6:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
anonymous pet?
you had better bend over
spell check wants ur ass...
Haiku # 34337, February 7, 2006 4:18 am ET
by MrTitties of England
Anonymous cock!
Let's all have a circle wank,
in your honour, cunt!
Haiku # 34336, February 7, 2006 4:09 am ET
by SON OF TITTIES
Wee tim
Haiku # 34335, February 6, 2006 1:32 pm ET
by Rabbi Burns
Don't try this at home
But drink down a beer barrel
Sure it makes you drunk
Haiku # 34334, February 6, 2006 1:00 pm ET
by better than guns
Don
Haiku # 34333, February 6, 2006 12:49 pm ET
by NRA
That
Haiku # 34332, February 6, 2006 12:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Funny? Funny how?
Like I fucking amuse you?
What is so funny?
Haiku # 34331, February 6, 2006 11:42 am ET
by office jockey
A balding psychic,
portrayed by Patrick Stewart:
He sees EVRYTHING.
Haiku # 34330, February 6, 2006 11:25 am ET
by MrTitties of England
(Prophet of hope)
Right on the button
How can they not see the truth?
Small minds not thinking?
Haiku # 34329, February 6, 2006 7:20 am ET
by There are stupid people all over the world
wrestlemania
"Hulk hogan Vs Rick Flair"
winner takes pension!
Haiku # 34328, February 6, 2006 7:16 am ET
by office jockey
Shadows of silence
stay the tongues of the watchful
as horrors they show.
>
Evil unchallenged
holding disbelief captive
has trust bowing low.
>
>
Self-deceit favours
the weakness of millions
where liars can feed.
>
God will be slandered
by satanic deceivers
of militant breed.
>
>
Women in shadow
of men who love violence
do not have a voice.
>
Men who have nothing
to offer but cruelty
know nothing of choice.
>
>
Wake to the nightmare
of the downfall of freedom
before it
Haiku # 34327, February 5, 2006 8:09 pm ET
by The Prophet of Hope
Days of rage, burnings,
calls for decapitation,
Join the faith of peace.
Haiku # 34326, February 5, 2006 2:02 pm ET
by who r u kidding
#Night watchman wanted.#
Haiku # 34325, February 5, 2006 1:41 pm ET
by The Beast Master
Behind a torn cloud,
the sun bleeds into the sky.
A broken rectum.
Haiku # 34324, February 5, 2006 1:24 pm ET
by Pokeaman of Sodom
I'll touch your dark cunt
Then inhale your putrid stench
and jerk in your face
Haiku # 34323, February 5, 2006 12:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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