Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 167 Days and 77048 Haiku later...

You must have tasted.
Many very strange places
It
Haiku # 34398, February 10, 2006 6:24 am ET
by Literally
Reel back in horror
Taste buds, very descriptive
Could see it for real
Haiku # 34397, February 10, 2006 6:20 am ET
by Not literally
My back to the wind
A journey ends without fear
Smooth snow hides my tracks
Haiku # 34396, February 10, 2006 6:17 am ET
by William Nippress
The all powerful
She who controls off button
We all bow to you
Haiku # 34395, February 10, 2006 6:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Null is the answer
The gentle moderation
Has kept them away

(wood meet hand)
Haiku # 34394, February 9, 2006 7:21 pm ET
by Janis of Anti-trollville
I pull back the skin.
There are many small, red spots.
My cock has taste buds.
Haiku # 34393, February 9, 2006 7:03 pm ET
by smellie joe
not so bad haiku
what has happened here lately
no trolls ~ just talent
Haiku # 34392, February 9, 2006 6:54 pm ET
by bashomeister
My beans are all gone.
I haven
Haiku # 34391, February 9, 2006 5:55 pm ET
by Mr Bean
iraqui desert -
lovely american girl.
war for peas i guess.
Haiku # 34390, February 9, 2006 5:54 pm ET
by austrian of at home
elegant squirrel
my cat thinks now she's one too
need a ladder now
Haiku # 34389, February 9, 2006 5:36 pm ET
by austrian of austria
Peas can be sweet and
grapes can be sour. Check the pulse
and give peas a chance.
Haiku # 34388, February 9, 2006 5:27 pm ET
by love and peas
The dog, unlike man,
has no opposable thumb,
humps your leg instead.
Haiku # 34387, February 9, 2006 5:24 pm ET
by The Beast Master
Receiving my Grammy
Tripped on steps, pulled a hammy
Cried in pain, "Mammy!"
Haiku # 34386, February 9, 2006 5:17 pm ET
by Lush
~ cardiac arrest ~
last electric bill arrives
Diagnosis? Poor
Haiku # 34385, February 9, 2006 4:05 pm ET
by just stopping by
american teenage girl
follow me go shopping, ey
earhquaking milkshake
Haiku # 34384, February 9, 2006 3:48 pm ET
by austrian of austria
it's digital rage:
hack somebody brutally
squeezing "mitessers"
Haiku # 34383, February 9, 2006 3:36 pm ET
by Austrian with Pickelgesicht of Austria - wake up folks
you smack my beach up
still same old brown-coloured wave
saw its genesis
Haiku # 34382, February 9, 2006 3:32 pm ET
by Same old austrian of timeshifted region
reflections of mine
suboptimal lightangel
like piss in my eyes
Haiku # 34381, February 9, 2006 3:00 pm ET
by austrian amateur poet of austria you fools
oh yeah jerk-offs too
now I can truly recall
why I stopped posting
Haiku # 34380, February 9, 2006 2:37 pm ET
by Felicia (back in 2007)
suck upon my balls mother fokers
suck upon my balls mother fockers
Haiku # 34379, February 9, 2006 2:32 pm ET
by bob marley
pale heavenly pond
sometimes full yet often not
visible above
Haiku # 34378, February 9, 2006 2:04 pm ET
by Felicia (for ash)
now I remember
back in 2003 and 4
signed name *Felicia*
Haiku # 34377, February 9, 2006 2:02 pm ET
by returning poet
see that ash still posts
he and I used to "converse"
will he remember
Haiku # 34376, February 9, 2006 1:54 pm ET
by Boston girl poet 2005
you are right my friend
lamb did that thing not kay dee
i'm going under
Haiku # 34375, February 9, 2006 1:52 pm ET
by silly austrian of Worldwide
BMW
fast kid on the Autobahn
motorcycle girl
Haiku # 34374, February 9, 2006 1:47 pm ET
by poet from 2005 returns
Welcome to Lethbridge
Were it is never too dam cold
But windy as fuck
Haiku # 34373, February 9, 2006 1:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
K & D Session,
Disk 1, Lamb is the artist.
ist unvorstellbar!
Haiku # 34372, February 9, 2006 11:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Met a girl last night,
with the hugest boobs ever!
I think I'm in love.
Haiku # 34371, February 9, 2006 10:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
trans fatty acid
from kruder and dorfmeister
soul seductive sound
Haiku # 34370, February 9, 2006 9:23 am ET
by stupid austrian posing difficult question of you guys are great
Watery choir

Hidden from sight, but close by
Noise of the small brook
Haiku # 34369, February 9, 2006 7:40 am ET
by William Nippress
Hiaku composing
I doubt mine are very good
But can cause chaos
Haiku # 34368, February 9, 2006 6:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Soft, green puddles form.
A lolly melts on the street.
An unknown mouth waits.
Haiku # 34367, February 9, 2006 6:46 am ET
by William Nippress
It
Haiku # 34366, February 9, 2006 6:39 am ET
by Ah, but which ones are mine?
Up, Up and away
Oh Christ mate, Andy Williams!
You
Haiku # 34365, February 9, 2006 6:19 am ET
by The oldies are the best
up up and away
in my beautiful balloon
and we can fly high
Haiku # 34364, February 9, 2006 5:29 am ET
by ash
I find prunes help me
That and a pint of fruit juice
Who need colonic?
Haiku # 34363, February 9, 2006 4:25 am ET
by Cut the Bullshit
just so much bullshit
behind so much obstruction
and so little time
Haiku # 34362, February 8, 2006 11:40 pm ET
by ash
I
Haiku # 34361, February 8, 2006 6:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Crappiness abounds
In the bleak cold of winter
Now rolling along
Haiku # 34360, February 8, 2006 6:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Palaeozoic.
Campbell's ordinary soup
does make Peter proud.
Haiku # 34359, February 8, 2006 2:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 34358, February 8, 2006 12:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Is it a haiku,
or could it be the colonels
secret recipe?
Haiku # 34357, February 8, 2006 11:56 am ET
by office jockey
Gimme some bacon,
Pig's feet, duck livers and lard.
Ahhh, aneurysm ...
Haiku # 34356, February 8, 2006 11:38 am ET
by Lush
Hydrocarbon chain
Carboxylic acid group
With trans double bond
Haiku # 34355, February 8, 2006 9:37 am ET
by Biogeek of UK
don't eat that they begged
but you did i tasted great
and later you died
Haiku # 34354, February 8, 2006 8:13 am ET
by trans fatty acid takes revenge
maybe it's a groove
by a man from south thailand
for the corpulent
Haiku # 34353, February 8, 2006 8:07 am ET
by ash
Well its either a
Hydrogenated veg oils
Obese transvestite
Haiku # 34352, February 8, 2006 4:21 am ET
by You choose
trans fatty acid
any idea what this is?
let me know guys, please.
Haiku # 34351, February 7, 2006 5:21 pm ET
by austrian poät of austria
Guns stop the flashlights
Concrete smoothly covers death
Cold, slickly, he kills
Haiku # 34350, February 7, 2006 10:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Just kidding about
No worse than any other
We all fuck up some
Haiku # 34349, February 7, 2006 10:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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