Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 167 Days and 77048 Haiku later...

Welcome to Lethbridge
Were it is never too dam cold
But windy as fuck
Haiku # 34373, February 9, 2006 1:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
K & D Session,
Disk 1, Lamb is the artist.
ist unvorstellbar!
Haiku # 34372, February 9, 2006 11:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Met a girl last night,
with the hugest boobs ever!
I think I'm in love.
Haiku # 34371, February 9, 2006 10:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
trans fatty acid
from kruder and dorfmeister
soul seductive sound
Haiku # 34370, February 9, 2006 9:23 am ET
by stupid austrian posing difficult question of you guys are great
Watery choir

Hidden from sight, but close by
Noise of the small brook
Haiku # 34369, February 9, 2006 7:40 am ET
by William Nippress
Hiaku composing
I doubt mine are very good
But can cause chaos
Haiku # 34368, February 9, 2006 6:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Soft, green puddles form.
A lolly melts on the street.
An unknown mouth waits.
Haiku # 34367, February 9, 2006 6:46 am ET
by William Nippress
It
Haiku # 34366, February 9, 2006 6:39 am ET
by Ah, but which ones are mine?
Up, Up and away
Oh Christ mate, Andy Williams!
You
Haiku # 34365, February 9, 2006 6:19 am ET
by The oldies are the best
up up and away
in my beautiful balloon
and we can fly high
Haiku # 34364, February 9, 2006 5:29 am ET
by ash
I find prunes help me
That and a pint of fruit juice
Who need colonic?
Haiku # 34363, February 9, 2006 4:25 am ET
by Cut the Bullshit
just so much bullshit
behind so much obstruction
and so little time
Haiku # 34362, February 8, 2006 11:40 pm ET
by ash
I
Haiku # 34361, February 8, 2006 6:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Crappiness abounds
In the bleak cold of winter
Now rolling along
Haiku # 34360, February 8, 2006 6:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Palaeozoic.
Campbell's ordinary soup
does make Peter proud.
Haiku # 34359, February 8, 2006 2:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 34358, February 8, 2006 12:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Is it a haiku,
or could it be the colonels
secret recipe?
Haiku # 34357, February 8, 2006 11:56 am ET
by office jockey
Gimme some bacon,
Pig's feet, duck livers and lard.
Ahhh, aneurysm ...
Haiku # 34356, February 8, 2006 11:38 am ET
by Lush
Hydrocarbon chain
Carboxylic acid group
With trans double bond
Haiku # 34355, February 8, 2006 9:37 am ET
by Biogeek of UK
don't eat that they begged
but you did i tasted great
and later you died
Haiku # 34354, February 8, 2006 8:13 am ET
by trans fatty acid takes revenge
maybe it's a groove
by a man from south thailand
for the corpulent
Haiku # 34353, February 8, 2006 8:07 am ET
by ash
Well its either a
Hydrogenated veg oils
Obese transvestite
Haiku # 34352, February 8, 2006 4:21 am ET
by You choose
trans fatty acid
any idea what this is?
let me know guys, please.
Haiku # 34351, February 7, 2006 5:21 pm ET
by austrian poät of austria
Guns stop the flashlights
Concrete smoothly covers death
Cold, slickly, he kills
Haiku # 34350, February 7, 2006 10:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Just kidding about
No worse than any other
We all fuck up some
Haiku # 34349, February 7, 2006 10:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I fink you meen wurs
You spell as you speak I fink
Shirly you nowe that
Haiku # 34348, February 7, 2006 10:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Anonymous prose
from anonymous muppets,
you bring shame to all...
***
Good Haiku dot com
A plaice for purfect spellurs
I wouldnt fit in :-(
***
So this ends it then.
The last bad Haiku i make,
the rest will be worse...
Haiku # 34347, February 7, 2006 9:46 am ET
by MrTitties of England
You mad, bad poets,
with your daily word sparring,
get a fucking job!
Haiku # 34346, February 7, 2006 9:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Better than a queen
How do you know it
Haiku # 34345, February 7, 2006 8:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it is you
the flaming arse
that lights my torch
Haiku # 34344, February 7, 2006 8:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Excellent grouping,
well done 007!
Two in each hechman!
Haiku # 34343, February 7, 2006 7:49 am ET
by Q
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM,
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM,
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM!
Haiku # 34342, February 7, 2006 7:41 am ET
by Baldric
sure it's all good fun
till they burn your embassy
so who's laughing now ?
Haiku # 34341, February 7, 2006 7:24 am ET
by ash
king of my small world,
I stay unknown out of fear.
(ugly and single)
Haiku # 34340, February 7, 2006 7:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ouch that really hurt.
Cant we all just get along?
No woman, no cry...
Haiku # 34339, February 7, 2006 6:54 am ET
by MrTitties of England
Oh so very sad
Did you not do well at school?
There there Titties
Haiku # 34338, February 7, 2006 6:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
anonymous pet?
you had better bend over
spell check wants ur ass...
Haiku # 34337, February 7, 2006 4:18 am ET
by MrTitties of England
Anonymous cock!
Let's all have a circle wank,
in your honour, cunt!
Haiku # 34336, February 7, 2006 4:09 am ET
by SON OF TITTIES
Wee tim
Haiku # 34335, February 6, 2006 1:32 pm ET
by Rabbi Burns
Don't try this at home
But drink down a beer barrel
Sure it makes you drunk
Haiku # 34334, February 6, 2006 1:00 pm ET
by better than guns
Don
Haiku # 34333, February 6, 2006 12:49 pm ET
by NRA
That
Haiku # 34332, February 6, 2006 12:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Funny? Funny how?
Like I fucking amuse you?
What is so funny?
Haiku # 34331, February 6, 2006 11:42 am ET
by office jockey
A balding psychic,
portrayed by Patrick Stewart:
He sees EVRYTHING.
Haiku # 34330, February 6, 2006 11:25 am ET
by MrTitties of England
(Prophet of hope)
Right on the button
How can they not see the truth?
Small minds not thinking?
Haiku # 34329, February 6, 2006 7:20 am ET
by There are stupid people all over the world
wrestlemania
"Hulk hogan Vs Rick Flair"
winner takes pension!
Haiku # 34328, February 6, 2006 7:16 am ET
by office jockey
Shadows of silence
stay the tongues of the watchful
as horrors they show.
>
Evil unchallenged
holding disbelief captive
has trust bowing low.
>
>
Self-deceit favours
the weakness of millions
where liars can feed.
>
God will be slandered
by satanic deceivers
of militant breed.
>
>
Women in shadow
of men who love violence
do not have a voice.
>
Men who have nothing
to offer but cruelty
know nothing of choice.
>
>
Wake to the nightmare
of the downfall of freedom
before it
Haiku # 34327, February 5, 2006 8:09 pm ET
by The Prophet of Hope
Days of rage, burnings,
calls for decapitation,
Join the faith of peace.
Haiku # 34326, February 5, 2006 2:02 pm ET
by who r u kidding
#Night watchman wanted.#
Haiku # 34325, February 5, 2006 1:41 pm ET
by The Beast Master
Behind a torn cloud,
the sun bleeds into the sky.
A broken rectum.
Haiku # 34324, February 5, 2006 1:24 pm ET
by Pokeaman of Sodom
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