Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 167 Days and 77047 Haiku later...

Jennifer Heil wins
with a freestyle work of art.
Canada takes gold.
Haiku # 34418, February 11, 2006 3:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Toronto Haikus
Always 'cold', 'grey', 'heat', 'beer'
(Not in that order)
Haiku # 34417, February 11, 2006 2:52 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Null
Haiku # 34416, February 11, 2006 2:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Null
Haiku # 34415, February 11, 2006 2:35 pm ET
by Null
My haiku exam
It's tomorrow - like always
Prime numbers. No rhymes.
Haiku # 34414, February 11, 2006 2:30 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Ray Conniff's last gig
Liza Millelli's wedding
Did Somewhere My Love
Haiku # 34413, February 11, 2006 12:13 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Ray conniff singers
Ok, but Andy Williams
Sang it too, I
Haiku # 34412, February 11, 2006 9:58 am ET
by I may be wrong
I just have to say
I have a bad bad case of
Olympic Fever
Haiku # 34411, February 11, 2006 9:40 am ET
by Janis
ray conniff singers
take me up up and away
not andy williams
Haiku # 34410, February 11, 2006 7:24 am ET
by ash
Bloody barbed wire
Drags my gloria in the dirt
Hangover
Haiku # 34409, February 11, 2006 7:01 am ET
by M*G
All night and morning
I
Haiku # 34408, February 11, 2006 4:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Your market theories
Engender much vomitus
Vive Monsieur Trotsky
Haiku # 34407, February 10, 2006 4:02 pm ET
by Lush
Truth in the mirror.
Some things can only make sense
upon reflection.
Haiku # 34406, February 10, 2006 2:58 pm ET
by the ghost of Haiku #34032
Drinking a JD.
Behind the bar, I see Jim
Beaming all over.
Haiku # 34405, February 10, 2006 2:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Jack Daniels is fun
Then he invites his friends.
Dam Jose Cuervo.
Haiku # 34404, February 10, 2006 2:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dancing with the stars;
competitive
programming.
Haiku # 34403, February 10, 2006 1:03 pm ET
by * of UK
Though most literate
Before the TV I sit
Enchanted by shit
Haiku # 34402, February 10, 2006 12:55 pm ET
by Lush
Paper mess on desk
A little dream of future
Not to be believed
Haiku # 34401, February 10, 2006 12:49 pm ET
by Janis
Given wrong advice
Lawyer said you
Haiku # 34400, February 10, 2006 11:46 am ET
by At a price
Package in the mail
Five pounds of pistachios
Life is good sometimes
Haiku # 34399, February 10, 2006 11:22 am ET
by Ryan of Korea
You must have tasted.
Many very strange places
It
Haiku # 34398, February 10, 2006 6:24 am ET
by Literally
Reel back in horror
Taste buds, very descriptive
Could see it for real
Haiku # 34397, February 10, 2006 6:20 am ET
by Not literally
My back to the wind
A journey ends without fear
Smooth snow hides my tracks
Haiku # 34396, February 10, 2006 6:17 am ET
by William Nippress
The all powerful
She who controls off button
We all bow to you
Haiku # 34395, February 10, 2006 6:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Null is the answer
The gentle moderation
Has kept them away

(wood meet hand)
Haiku # 34394, February 9, 2006 7:21 pm ET
by Janis of Anti-trollville
I pull back the skin.
There are many small, red spots.
My cock has taste buds.
Haiku # 34393, February 9, 2006 7:03 pm ET
by smellie joe
not so bad haiku
what has happened here lately
no trolls ~ just talent
Haiku # 34392, February 9, 2006 6:54 pm ET
by bashomeister
My beans are all gone.
I haven
Haiku # 34391, February 9, 2006 5:55 pm ET
by Mr Bean
iraqui desert -
lovely american girl.
war for peas i guess.
Haiku # 34390, February 9, 2006 5:54 pm ET
by austrian of at home
elegant squirrel
my cat thinks now she's one too
need a ladder now
Haiku # 34389, February 9, 2006 5:36 pm ET
by austrian of austria
Peas can be sweet and
grapes can be sour. Check the pulse
and give peas a chance.
Haiku # 34388, February 9, 2006 5:27 pm ET
by love and peas
The dog, unlike man,
has no opposable thumb,
humps your leg instead.
Haiku # 34387, February 9, 2006 5:24 pm ET
by The Beast Master
Receiving my Grammy
Tripped on steps, pulled a hammy
Cried in pain, "Mammy!"
Haiku # 34386, February 9, 2006 5:17 pm ET
by Lush
~ cardiac arrest ~
last electric bill arrives
Diagnosis? Poor
Haiku # 34385, February 9, 2006 4:05 pm ET
by just stopping by
american teenage girl
follow me go shopping, ey
earhquaking milkshake
Haiku # 34384, February 9, 2006 3:48 pm ET
by austrian of austria
it's digital rage:
hack somebody brutally
squeezing "mitessers"
Haiku # 34383, February 9, 2006 3:36 pm ET
by Austrian with Pickelgesicht of Austria - wake up folks
you smack my beach up
still same old brown-coloured wave
saw its genesis
Haiku # 34382, February 9, 2006 3:32 pm ET
by Same old austrian of timeshifted region
reflections of mine
suboptimal lightangel
like piss in my eyes
Haiku # 34381, February 9, 2006 3:00 pm ET
by austrian amateur poet of austria you fools
oh yeah jerk-offs too
now I can truly recall
why I stopped posting
Haiku # 34380, February 9, 2006 2:37 pm ET
by Felicia (back in 2007)
suck upon my balls mother fokers
suck upon my balls mother fockers
Haiku # 34379, February 9, 2006 2:32 pm ET
by bob marley
pale heavenly pond
sometimes full yet often not
visible above
Haiku # 34378, February 9, 2006 2:04 pm ET
by Felicia (for ash)
now I remember
back in 2003 and 4
signed name *Felicia*
Haiku # 34377, February 9, 2006 2:02 pm ET
by returning poet
see that ash still posts
he and I used to "converse"
will he remember
Haiku # 34376, February 9, 2006 1:54 pm ET
by Boston girl poet 2005
you are right my friend
lamb did that thing not kay dee
i'm going under
Haiku # 34375, February 9, 2006 1:52 pm ET
by silly austrian of Worldwide
BMW
fast kid on the Autobahn
motorcycle girl
Haiku # 34374, February 9, 2006 1:47 pm ET
by poet from 2005 returns
Welcome to Lethbridge
Were it is never too dam cold
But windy as fuck
Haiku # 34373, February 9, 2006 1:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
K & D Session,
Disk 1, Lamb is the artist.
ist unvorstellbar!
Haiku # 34372, February 9, 2006 11:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Met a girl last night,
with the hugest boobs ever!
I think I'm in love.
Haiku # 34371, February 9, 2006 10:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
trans fatty acid
from kruder and dorfmeister
soul seductive sound
Haiku # 34370, February 9, 2006 9:23 am ET
by stupid austrian posing difficult question of you guys are great
Watery choir

Hidden from sight, but close by
Noise of the small brook
Haiku # 34369, February 9, 2006 7:40 am ET
by William Nippress
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