Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 167 Days and 77048 Haiku later...

'Duck' confusion!!!
Dick Cheney, trigger happy?
shot some guys cranium.
Haiku # 34432, February 12, 2006 7:06 pm ET
by koyaanisqatsi of manchester, UK
There is no desert
among the pines of our land.
Be true to yourself.
Haiku # 34431, February 12, 2006 6:28 pm ET
by our time of our place
racing wheels; blue light.
reckless nurburgring moment.
bob's folly.
Haiku # 34430, February 12, 2006 6:10 pm ET
by Harlot of UK
An errant ember
lies burning outside the hearth.
Foreign faith kills us.
Haiku # 34429, February 12, 2006 6:07 pm ET
by our place of our time
Steaming on a dish
and fresh from nature
Haiku # 34428, February 12, 2006 4:56 pm ET
by johnny rotten
I can see the light.
I want to be born again.
Open wide, Mother.
Haiku # 34427, February 12, 2006 4:53 pm ET
by normal
Sheer bliss: baby oil
massaged into my buttocks
by Thai lady-boys.
Haiku # 34426, February 12, 2006 4:47 pm ET
by Pokeaman of Sodom
I find a dead mole
and slowly tear it apart.
I disgust myself.
Haiku # 34425, February 12, 2006 11:01 am ET
by johnny rotten
Ring on my finger
Glitters on someone
Haiku # 34424, February 12, 2006 8:15 am ET
by M*G
so what about that
wasn't that just fantastic
oh, you aren't watching
Haiku # 34423, February 12, 2006 5:15 am ET
by ash
Rest upon your gifts
Nothing worth doing is hard
Eschew exercise
Haiku # 34422, February 11, 2006 9:08 pm ET
by Lush
Warm blood seeps under
door, till it dries crimson on
its lifeless owner.
Haiku # 34421, February 11, 2006 8:19 pm ET
by Danah of The Garden State
Heil is five foot three
Weighs one fifty three. Won gold!
All downhill from here
Haiku # 34420, February 11, 2006 3:35 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Jug of putrid wine
And free web pornography
Budgeted weekend
Haiku # 34419, February 11, 2006 3:30 pm ET
by Lush
Jennifer Heil wins
with a freestyle work of art.
Canada takes gold.
Haiku # 34418, February 11, 2006 3:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Toronto Haikus
Always 'cold', 'grey', 'heat', 'beer'
(Not in that order)
Haiku # 34417, February 11, 2006 2:52 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Null
Haiku # 34416, February 11, 2006 2:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Null
Haiku # 34415, February 11, 2006 2:35 pm ET
by Null
My haiku exam
It's tomorrow - like always
Prime numbers. No rhymes.
Haiku # 34414, February 11, 2006 2:30 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Ray Conniff's last gig
Liza Millelli's wedding
Did Somewhere My Love
Haiku # 34413, February 11, 2006 12:13 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Ray conniff singers
Ok, but Andy Williams
Sang it too, I
Haiku # 34412, February 11, 2006 9:58 am ET
by I may be wrong
I just have to say
I have a bad bad case of
Olympic Fever
Haiku # 34411, February 11, 2006 9:40 am ET
by Janis
ray conniff singers
take me up up and away
not andy williams
Haiku # 34410, February 11, 2006 7:24 am ET
by ash
Bloody barbed wire
Drags my gloria in the dirt
Hangover
Haiku # 34409, February 11, 2006 7:01 am ET
by M*G
All night and morning
I
Haiku # 34408, February 11, 2006 4:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Your market theories
Engender much vomitus
Vive Monsieur Trotsky
Haiku # 34407, February 10, 2006 4:02 pm ET
by Lush
Truth in the mirror.
Some things can only make sense
upon reflection.
Haiku # 34406, February 10, 2006 2:58 pm ET
by the ghost of Haiku #34032
Drinking a JD.
Behind the bar, I see Jim
Beaming all over.
Haiku # 34405, February 10, 2006 2:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Jack Daniels is fun
Then he invites his friends.
Dam Jose Cuervo.
Haiku # 34404, February 10, 2006 2:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dancing with the stars;
competitive
programming.
Haiku # 34403, February 10, 2006 1:03 pm ET
by * of UK
Though most literate
Before the TV I sit
Enchanted by shit
Haiku # 34402, February 10, 2006 12:55 pm ET
by Lush
Paper mess on desk
A little dream of future
Not to be believed
Haiku # 34401, February 10, 2006 12:49 pm ET
by Janis
Given wrong advice
Lawyer said you
Haiku # 34400, February 10, 2006 11:46 am ET
by At a price
Package in the mail
Five pounds of pistachios
Life is good sometimes
Haiku # 34399, February 10, 2006 11:22 am ET
by Ryan of Korea
You must have tasted.
Many very strange places
It
Haiku # 34398, February 10, 2006 6:24 am ET
by Literally
Reel back in horror
Taste buds, very descriptive
Could see it for real
Haiku # 34397, February 10, 2006 6:20 am ET
by Not literally
My back to the wind
A journey ends without fear
Smooth snow hides my tracks
Haiku # 34396, February 10, 2006 6:17 am ET
by William Nippress
The all powerful
She who controls off button
We all bow to you
Haiku # 34395, February 10, 2006 6:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Null is the answer
The gentle moderation
Has kept them away

(wood meet hand)
Haiku # 34394, February 9, 2006 7:21 pm ET
by Janis of Anti-trollville
I pull back the skin.
There are many small, red spots.
My cock has taste buds.
Haiku # 34393, February 9, 2006 7:03 pm ET
by smellie joe
not so bad haiku
what has happened here lately
no trolls ~ just talent
Haiku # 34392, February 9, 2006 6:54 pm ET
by bashomeister
My beans are all gone.
I haven
Haiku # 34391, February 9, 2006 5:55 pm ET
by Mr Bean
iraqui desert -
lovely american girl.
war for peas i guess.
Haiku # 34390, February 9, 2006 5:54 pm ET
by austrian of at home
elegant squirrel
my cat thinks now she's one too
need a ladder now
Haiku # 34389, February 9, 2006 5:36 pm ET
by austrian of austria
Peas can be sweet and
grapes can be sour. Check the pulse
and give peas a chance.
Haiku # 34388, February 9, 2006 5:27 pm ET
by love and peas
The dog, unlike man,
has no opposable thumb,
humps your leg instead.
Haiku # 34387, February 9, 2006 5:24 pm ET
by The Beast Master
Receiving my Grammy
Tripped on steps, pulled a hammy
Cried in pain, "Mammy!"
Haiku # 34386, February 9, 2006 5:17 pm ET
by Lush
~ cardiac arrest ~
last electric bill arrives
Diagnosis? Poor
Haiku # 34385, February 9, 2006 4:05 pm ET
by just stopping by
american teenage girl
follow me go shopping, ey
earhquaking milkshake
Haiku # 34384, February 9, 2006 3:48 pm ET
by austrian of austria
it's digital rage:
hack somebody brutally
squeezing "mitessers"
Haiku # 34383, February 9, 2006 3:36 pm ET
by Austrian with Pickelgesicht of Austria - wake up folks
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