I hate it when my
confuser thus speaks to me...
Control, Alt, Delete!

Error: Expression
Wizard has caused a gen'ral
protection fault, ass!

These words are for you
what's beyond that is between
You, God, and Haiku.

expression wizard:
Please wait while I generate
a thoughtful haiku...

...the floodgates opened
'tis I who influence you
the tide of words flow

no respite from wet
water level rise ever
Say it, don't spray it

You asked me for news
Instead you got the weather
say it, don't spray it

some talk about crap
others just write crappy stuff
that has a real stench

moxie once I loved
and look where that got me mate
I am sick of you

one good meal is
beef, beer, broccoli, and cheese
start the gas showers

unified beauty, art for all
bad haiku, cheese, formless
but still, some eats it
rats, nuts

magnetic haiku?
forming walls for thoughts bright as
the sun or fusion

play god? can't do it.
this is only bad haiku
see? haiku? but bad.

Here and now, be gone
So much politics, so many
destined for the gas showers
as they didn't fit in Germany
would you be us or them?

eat the cheese
and then go to this web-site
you will fit right in.

http://www.createafart.com/

Play God and be damned
As Hitler fell, and played God man
One more fire log
for eternity

enlightenment. yes!
can't cure your mental illness.
haiku therapy?

A group wanted me
to keep talking, and goaded
this is called pride and
if they did not care
then, from what place did that start
and you've felt it too...
John 3:16

Empty crusade, yes
You have to play it their way
To teach them your way.

Well, I suppose then
that some, here, who do not care
Don't even try to

no one is throw out
no one is disposable
no one, hate or love

I'm Christian, learn what that means, forget
form as God, ettiquette and power as God,
and forget yourself and become truly human

understanding cheese
with many variances
demands commitment

who cares to commit
to understand unconformed
cheesy mindless shit

just like ripened cheese
moldy haiku satisfies
through purposeful form

Sometimes it is
best to ignore the mold or
destroy it, to re-new

Not for others though
but for the self, to define
and shape one's self so

it goes on life long
sometimes you need to go on
someplace else, anew

It is in the eye
of the looker, those who don't
accept, often sad

as it may be, do
not ever do so, and this
is a sad fact, life

i'm used already
this place is not bad chaos
you don't write haiku

cleverness i like
entertainment i enjoy
waste of electrons

while you never fit
have you ever stopped to ask
am i the right shape ?

Chaos is good but
The reason I fight is my self
Is held at gun point
To kill self to survive!
Horrid paradox but what
that means is the Phoenix
Rises from the dead
You'll get used to me I hope

There's just something about Librans
and a need for order some heal for.

we hold out our palms
with interdigitation
in the infra-red

his haikulation
grew supernumerary
ain't got no rhythm

superfluous sound
excessive to the meter
he beats off wildly

maybe she did - once.
do you have any siblings?
well, maybe then, more.

I think that my mom
did get drunk and fuck my dad
but..the Stones?no way

rolling stones capture
the essence of rock 'n roll
lets get drunk and fuck

Patti came from a JW
background which isn't easy
and Bjork, I think that
means "Earth Mother" or
Well, I did see Willie Nelson
In Rockland last August
Iggy, don't know much about
him...

Better self absorbed...
Gets rid of stains much faster
That's why I'm Christian
paradox but true

oh boy mothers day
better leave now quite a drive
self absorbed guilt queen

moxie moxie mox
I am just the country hick
Iggy would be bored

I want a swan dress
like Bjork wore and ponytial
like Willie Nelson's

Patti spits and spits
Patti is a real wild child
but I'm the rager

Patti Patti Smith!
Didn't know much about her
country hick here till

a rabid fan bit
me and she's been with Willie
and Bjork in my soul
since

didn't plan it, hitched
bright star in our galaxy
must not fade away

boys I've had enough
twinkle twinkle little star
you know you've done wrong

tuned in mother's day
patti and bob and iggy pop
so much younger now

Two fer two, unlike
previous offensive times
Egad, not that boo boo

Happy Mother's Day
even if sysdunctional
Happy Goddess Day

Happy Mother's Day
even if sysdunctional
Happy Goddess Day

watching woodchips fly
through tinted safety glasses
she removes a glove

lightning flashes south
with patience comes the downpour
i wait with my dog

don't try my patience,
I must have it handy to
resist yours - boredung.

I once put truth on
tv - you turned off, 'round to
not see, soface pressed.

you don't want to know
ignorance their profits grow
whoas, how's itgoes, shows!

hang yer laundry out
to dry, let the neighbores cry!
life's soap, can't denie.

slow, tantric approach
she says, hey cut it out and
get in there, will ya'