Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
opportunity
janis, janis, yeah yeah yeah!
thanks for this cool site
janis, janis, yeah yeah yeah!
thanks for this cool site
by
And still I wonder
Why "blink" is implemented
In the new release
Why "blink" is implemented
In the new release
by
My mind is cringing
from this back and forth battle
of haiku half-wits
from this back and forth battle
of haiku half-wits
by
idiot biker
weaving through peak hour traffic
potential road kill
weaving through peak hour traffic
potential road kill
by
by
cannibal parents
tell picky children their food
tastes like uncle Joe
tell picky children their food
tastes like uncle Joe
by of centreville, USA
by of UVA,
Stalinist lightbulb
Shines so brightly in my eyes
Buzz buzz, try again
Shines so brightly in my eyes
Buzz buzz, try again
by
If you're at the mall
You are a face in the crowd
Of people you hate
You are a face in the crowd
Of people you hate
by
and mortality
it can't take long i figure
but then it's over
it can't take long i figure
but then it's over
by of Oz
while slurping that clit
avoid letting hot twat juice
squirt into your eyes
avoid letting hot twat juice
squirt into your eyes
by
while tonguing pussy
try pushing your nose into
that little brown hole
try pushing your nose into
that little brown hole
by
When I see people,
like at a mall, I think, man
I really hate them
like at a mall, I think, man
I really hate them
by
Oh, I eat pussy
If it smells like fish, eat it
As I always say
If it smells like fish, eat it
As I always say
by
Oh, I eat pussy
If it smalls like fish, eat it
As I always say
If it smalls like fish, eat it
As I always say
by
count again my friend.
mine are seventeen, unlike
the two you sent in.
mine are seventeen, unlike
the two you sent in.
by
I laughed so hard I think I had an orgasm
From that last post
Thank you Dr. Teeth!
From that last post
Thank you Dr. Teeth!
by of Phila, USA
New-installed car gun
blasts, recoils; charred remains!
Flip ME off, will you?
blasts, recoils; charred remains!
Flip ME off, will you?
by of LA, USA
thought for a workday
play the lottery and win
knock this shithole down
play the lottery and win
knock this shithole down
by
Dyslexic agnos-
tic insomniac, up late,
Cries, "Is there a dog?"
tic insomniac, up late,
Cries, "Is there a dog?"
by of LA, USA
He wants deep throat
That's not a problem
His dick is small.
That's not a problem
His dick is small.
by of Phila, USA
mister t and me
went ice fishing last winter
later, he kissed me
went ice fishing last winter
later, he kissed me
by
But that's okay BuckI guess the second MeowmixWas a mistake?
by
My haikus are badBut at least they are seventeensyllables, Buck
by
It is illegalTo walk down some city streetsIf you are ugly
by
I wear the pantsin this relationship but they'rebig, baggy clown pants
by
I want chicken, I
want liver meowmix,meowmix
please deliver. Please?
want liver meowmix,meowmix
please deliver. Please?
by
watch out while you sleep
cause when you least expect it
there's PSYCHO KITTY!!
cause when you least expect it
there's PSYCHO KITTY!!
by
Laugh, clown,laugh.This is
what I tell myself when I
dress up like bozo
what I tell myself when I
dress up like bozo
by
bananas taste good
funky monkeys taste better
let out a big yawn
funky monkeys taste better
let out a big yawn
by
The snow blows around
Making baked beans taste better
Now I have to fart.
Making baked beans taste better
Now I have to fart.
by of noneofyourbusiness, US
Cyanide turkey,
Blue faces--another Ke-
vorkian evening
Blue faces--another Ke-
vorkian evening
by of SLC, USA
this is really true:
girl I knew said her newborn
was hung like a horse
girl I knew said her newborn
was hung like a horse
by
if I was female
I would make it a point to
show truckers my tits
I would make it a point to
show truckers my tits
by
Japanese girls are
Chasing gaigin Dean, and then:
Kanashibari!
Chasing gaigin Dean, and then:
Kanashibari!
by of Dunedin, New Zealand
Oh the altar boys
"Post-coitus anima triste
I cum, go sadly
"Post-coitus anima triste
I cum, go sadly
by
What a crappy logo
Still messing with this
Hollywood bonfire is a freak
Still messing with this
Hollywood bonfire is a freak
by of glj
http://www.topix.com/~janis/submit.gif
I'm just messing with this
shut up
I'm just messing with this
shut up
by of gd, hgdgfd
How I hate that smell!
Napalm brings my breakfast up:
Man, your foot's on fire!
Napalm brings my breakfast up:
Man, your foot's on fire!
by of Sydney, Oz
Your come flies in eyes
My mom flab fucks you quickly
It makes me wet too
My mom flab fucks you quickly
It makes me wet too
by of Bangor, USA
Scent of new spring blooms
Clouds of everlasting hope
I hate Ebola
Clouds of everlasting hope
I hate Ebola
by of Toronto, Canada
Morning sun, fresh dew,
Butterflies dance in the breeze.
Die mother f*cker!
Butterflies dance in the breeze.
Die mother f*cker!
by of Toronto, Canada
The best think to do
is sneak up on little kids
and scare them badly
is sneak up on little kids
and scare them badly
by of Sunnyvale, U.S.A.
Yesterday we had a party
I drank lots of beer
I'm pissing since morning
I drank lots of beer
I'm pissing since morning
by of Kanpur, India
I've a friend
who writes bad poems
But, hey! Not worse than me.
who writes bad poems
But, hey! Not worse than me.
by of Kanpur, India
baby pigs at play ...
kindergarten of bacon,
grunting chorizo.
kindergarten of bacon,
grunting chorizo.
by of Granite Falls, U.S.A.
Stakhanov sleeps in
mine tailings, the years shrugging
the weight of vodka
mine tailings, the years shrugging
the weight of vodka
by of Granite Falls, U.S.A.
Lemon fresh goodness
when she walks by, shyly smiles
her new shoes on fire.
when she walks by, shyly smiles
her new shoes on fire.
by of Granite Falls, U.S.A.
I nory awah:
Excuse me, Uncle Mike, but
my bottom just burped.
Excuse me, Uncle Mike, but
my bottom just burped.
by of Granite Falls, U.S.A.
I write the Haiku
But there is no soup for you
Shut yer yap you fool
But there is no soup for you
Shut yer yap you fool
by of Woodside, USA