Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 167 Days and 77048 Haiku later...

must ignore punkass
to create is to know god
kill him for me, god
Haiku # 1071, January 22, 1999 12:05 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
working at the zoo
all the frozen mice i want
with no questions asked
Haiku # 1070, January 22, 1999 12:01 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
news flash! pAHHThetic
little inbred monkey-boy
makes joke on purpose!
Haiku # 1069, January 22, 1999 9:11 am ET
by Superjew
Dearest Hollywood,
Please. Jack Handy is rolling
over in his grave
Haiku # 1068, January 21, 1999 4:41 pm ET
by Superjew
Superwasp is here
More than a halfwit but whole
Dog Day Afternoon
Haiku # 1067, January 21, 1999 6:24 am ET
by AHHT
opportunity
janis, janis, yeah yeah yeah!
thanks for this cool site
Haiku # 1066, January 21, 1999 2:35 am ET
by ashley oz
And still I wonder
Why "blink" is implemented
In the new release
Haiku # 1065, January 20, 1999 2:32 pm ET
by janis
My mind is cringing
from this back and forth battle
of haiku half-wits
Haiku # 1064, January 20, 1999 11:15 am ET
by Superjew
idiot biker
weaving through peak hour traffic
potential road kill
Haiku # 1063, January 19, 1999 5:16 am ET
by ashley oz
With HTML
Haiku is more than just bad
But colourful, too
Haiku # 1062, January 19, 1999 2:53 am ET
by AHHT
cannibal parents
tell picky children their food
tastes like uncle Joe
Haiku # 1061, January 18, 1999 11:07 pm ET
by Andrew H of centreville, USA
For a great web page
Learn to use HTML
Or else it's just shit
Haiku # 1060, January 18, 1999 3:51 pm ET
by Scott of UVA,
Stalinist lightbulb
Shines so brightly in my eyes
Buzz buzz, try again
Haiku # 1059, January 17, 1999 8:19 pm ET
by AHHT
If you're at the mall
You are a face in the crowd
Of people you hate
Haiku # 1058, January 17, 1999 8:13 pm ET
by AHHT
and mortality
it can't take long i figure
but then it's over
Haiku # 1057, January 17, 1999 6:26 am ET
by ashley of Oz
while slurping that clit
avoid letting hot twat juice
squirt into your eyes
Haiku # 1056, January 17, 1999 2:03 am ET
by squish
while tonguing pussy
try pushing your nose into
that little brown hole
Haiku # 1055, January 16, 1999 7:16 pm ET
by squish
When I see people,
like at a mall, I think, man
I really hate them
Haiku # 1054, January 16, 1999 3:55 am ET
by Buck Nekid
Oh, I eat pussy
If it smells like fish, eat it
As I always say
Haiku # 1053, January 16, 1999 3:54 am ET
by Bubba
Oh, I eat pussy
If it smalls like fish, eat it
As I always say
Haiku # 1052, January 16, 1999 3:53 am ET
by Bubba
count again my friend.
mine are seventeen, unlike
the two you sent in.
Haiku # 1051, January 16, 1999 2:39 am ET
by Buck Nekid
I laughed so hard I think I had an orgasm
From that last post
Thank you Dr. Teeth!
Haiku # 1050, January 15, 1999 3:57 pm ET
by Kim of Phila, USA
New-installed car gun
blasts, recoils; charred remains!
Flip ME off, will you?
Haiku # 1049, January 15, 1999 12:12 pm ET
by Dr. Teeth of LA, USA
thought for a workday
play the lottery and win
knock this shithole down
Haiku # 1048, January 15, 1999 12:12 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Dyslexic agnos-
tic insomniac, up late,
Cries, "Is there a dog?"
Haiku # 1047, January 15, 1999 12:07 pm ET
by Dr.Teeth of LA, USA
He wants deep throat
That's not a problem
His dick is small.
Haiku # 1046, January 15, 1999 11:19 am ET
by Kim of Phila, USA
mister t and me
went ice fishing last winter
later, he kissed me
Haiku # 1045, January 15, 1999 10:44 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
But that's okay BuckI guess the second MeowmixWas a mistake?
Haiku # 1044, January 15, 1999 4:24 am ET
by AHHT
My haikus are badBut at least they are seventeensyllables, Buck
Haiku # 1043, January 15, 1999 4:11 am ET
by AHHT
It is illegalTo walk down some city streetsIf you are ugly
Haiku # 1042, January 15, 1999 4:05 am ET
by AHHT
I wear the pantsin this relationship but they'rebig, baggy clown pants
Haiku # 1041, January 15, 1999 3:58 am ET
by AHHT
I want chicken, I
want liver meowmix,meowmix
please deliver. Please?
Haiku # 1040, January 15, 1999 1:17 am ET
by Buck Nekid
watch out while you sleep
cause when you least expect it
there's PSYCHO KITTY!!
Haiku # 1039, January 15, 1999 1:13 am ET
by Buck Nekid
Laugh, clown,laugh.This is
what I tell myself when I
dress up like bozo
Haiku # 1038, January 15, 1999 1:09 am ET
by Buck Nekid
bananas taste good
funky monkeys taste better
let out a big yawn
Haiku # 1036, January 14, 1999 7:48 pm ET
by none Uh?
The snow blows around
Making baked beans taste better
Now I have to fart.
Haiku # 1035, January 14, 1999 7:39 pm ET
by Hannah of noneofyourbusiness, US
Cyanide turkey,
Blue faces--another Ke-
vorkian evening
Haiku # 1034, January 14, 1999 5:11 pm ET
by Amy of SLC, USA
this is really true:
girl I knew said her newborn
was hung like a horse
Haiku # 1033, January 14, 1999 11:58 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
if I was female
I would make it a point to
show truckers my tits
Haiku # 1032, January 14, 1999 11:45 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Japanese girls are
Chasing gaigin Dean, and then:
Kanashibari!
Haiku # 1031, January 14, 1999 5:01 am ET
by Tim of Dunedin, New Zealand
Oh the altar boys
"Post-coitus anima triste
I cum, go sadly
Haiku # 1030, January 13, 1999 11:46 pm ET
by nunya bidness
What a crappy logo
Still messing with this
Hollywood bonfire is a freak
Haiku # 1029, January 13, 1999 11:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of glj
http://www.topix.com/~janis/submit.gif
I'm just messing with this
shut up
Haiku # 1028, January 13, 1999 11:51 am ET
by rsgf of gd, hgdgfd
How I hate that smell!
Napalm brings my breakfast up:
Man, your foot's on fire!
Haiku # 1027, January 13, 1999 5:53 am ET
by Ron Williams of Sydney, Oz
Your come flies in eyes
My mom flab fucks you quickly
It makes me wet too
Haiku # 1026, January 13, 1999 3:24 am ET
by Meatball of Bangor, USA
Scent of new spring blooms
Clouds of everlasting hope
I hate Ebola
Haiku # 1025, January 13, 1999 12:17 am ET
by ALAN of Toronto, Canada
Morning sun, fresh dew,
Butterflies dance in the breeze.
Die mother f*cker!
Haiku # 1024, January 13, 1999 12:16 am ET
by ALAN of Toronto, Canada
The best think to do
is sneak up on little kids
and scare them badly
Haiku # 1023, January 12, 1999 12:15 pm ET
by Adam of Sunnyvale, U.S.A.
Yesterday we had a party
I drank lots of beer
I'm pissing since morning
Haiku # 1022, January 12, 1999 12:14 pm ET
by Rahul Jain of Kanpur, India
I've a friend
who writes bad poems
But, hey! Not worse than me.
Haiku # 1021, January 12, 1999 12:08 pm ET
by Rahul Jain of Kanpur, India