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Haiku # 10907 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:21 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10906 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:20 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10905 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:20 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10904 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10903 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10902 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:20 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10901 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:19 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10900 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:19 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10899 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:19 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10898 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:19 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10897 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:19 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10896 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10895 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:18 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10894 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:18 am ET
by Charmin
Haiku # 10893 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10892 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10891 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10890 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10889 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10888 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10887 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10886 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10885 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10884 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10883 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10882 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10881 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10880 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10879 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10878 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10877 ↗ May 29, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
whoops, pushed too hard.
like so many things in life
too hard means too much.
Haiku # 10876 ↗ May 29, 2001 2:08 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
chuncky squirt, drip drip,
bubble, fizz, snap crackle pop
my ass orchestra.
Haiku # 10875 ↗ May 29, 2001 2:05 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
chuncky squirt, drip drip,
bubble, fizz, snap crackle pop
my ass orchestra.
Haiku # 10874 ↗ May 29, 2001 2:05 am ET
by b
chuncky squirt, drip drip,
bubble, fizz, snap crackle pop
my ass orchestra.
Haiku # 10873 ↗ May 29, 2001 2:05 am ET
by b
lumpy chuncky poo
a garden snake searching for
the tidy bowl man.
Haiku # 10872 ↗ May 29, 2001 1:59 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Haiku # 10871 ↗ May 29, 2001 1:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I promise I will
try and consider my thoughts
before I promise.
Haiku # 10870 ↗ May 29, 2001 1:56 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
beautiful word yes
promise of God most high.
Thank God I know Him
Haiku # 10869 ↗ May 29, 2001 1:55 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
never, somewhere, not
no one-where, how just because,
landed me in pain.
Haiku # 10868 ↗ May 29, 2001 1:54 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
when did I forget
that being is so much fun?
why, no, are now yes.
Haiku # 10867 ↗ May 29, 2001 1:52 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
a mind so complete.
beautiful person you are,
speak and I'll listen.
Haiku # 10866 ↗ May 29, 2001 1:47 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
full moon, sandy beach,
waves to the sand take their cue,
as I enter you.
Haiku # 10865 ↗ May 29, 2001 1:45 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
I love you so much.
clap your hands, snap your fingers
I'll give it to you
Haiku # 10864 ↗ May 29, 2001 1:43 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
baby I love you
yes baby I do love you
kiss me, I don't mind
Haiku # 10863 ↗ May 29, 2001 1:41 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Failed in my mission
as left mouse clicks just don't come
I'm too stoned to drive
Haiku # 10862 ↗ May 28, 2001 11:48 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
All rolled up in dew
I see that you're a flower too
waiting wishing too
Haiku # 10861 ↗ May 28, 2001 11:46 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Hey! I play today
what would you say in exchange
for some golden change?
Haiku # 10860 ↗ May 28, 2001 11:40 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
god is a showman
so roll over jehovah
till the end of time
Haiku # 10859 ↗ May 28, 2001 10:26 pm ET
by ash
The parties died down
they were just illusions of
human opinion
when Lady Liberty stood on
the Seven Headed Beast
According to some Jehovah's Witnesses
Haiku # 10858 ↗ May 28, 2001 8:01 pm ET
by Moxie of AP for Democrats...