I'm at a strip club
the stripper is a wiccan!
Fuckin' bit my hand!
by haan! of haaa
Is Betty LeBomb
an anal aficionado?
well, my ass IS sore...
by glug! of Glug!
Nervous ticks clicking
bored clicks ticking time away
helping end this day
by Betty LeBomb
five years from today
the date will be 6 6 6
now ain't that somethin'
by ap
back downtown again
wishing that i was with you
can't wait till later
by Anonymous Poet
I twirled like a fly
on a warm summer's wind
lightning bug for you
by Betty LeBomb
The rain, she visits
leaving wet towels around
asking to be fed
by Betty LeBomb
Again, the rain falls
wetting wet sidewalks once more
I see from in here
by Betty LeBomb
wicca and belthane
teevee and belaire: two most
likely to compete
by boo
"Those Burning Times again"
Is John Walsh right to point
Wicca with Satanism on
America's Most Wanted?
by Moxie of well
missed the three o three
all Mellie needed was sleep
she passed that deadline
by mellie
With a whirl, that girl,
that grain's turned into a pearl
a mind to unfurl
by Betty LeBomb
circumcised granny
circumspection her forte
despoiled bollocks
by ap
I wish I could cheer
Mel up because I think she's
vedy vedy much ok
by me...
Queen of Swords...remember Queen of Swords!!!
by Mox
o-oh, w-w-way
b-b--b-back th-th-there -
uh... w-way b-back...
by unconceding
wh-wh-wh-wh-where's
h-h-he s-s-ss-say
th-th-th-that, unc?
by boo
buh-buh-buh-buh-BOO,
un-un-unconceding sez,
"th-th-that's all, folks!"
by unconceding
Un-un-un-un-un-
unconceding can count but
he don't count for much
by unconceding
it's three o two now
I should be dead to the world
I need a bullet
by mellie
that's a wise grandma
you may tackle me in fact
great expectations
by mellie
Stare in disbelief
The damn server fails again
I dislike NT
by limey_tank of Dublin 8
Extra. Sugar free
It has laxative effects
Better stop chewing
by limey_tank of Dublin 8
Small, black, velvet bag
It came free with my walkman
But good for nothing
by limey_tank of Dublin 8
Curvy and Peachy
I look as she walks past me
I am such a letch
by limey tank of DIT
Squat, blue and yellow
Claims to be isotonic
Lucozade bottle
by limey tank of DIT
+ : running running
+ : running through the jungle
+ : can you smell the heat?
by argh
heavenly legspread
fuck it with a big ol' cross
prono with jesus
by argh
Texas, technical
ass of the u s of a,
bet yer split-tailed beehind.
by Dubya, light my fart TX
East by west and trial by
on line fire, and Jesus was Lord
but I added Goddess to the song
by Moxie
feeling super blessed,
received more than I deserve,
Jesus is the Lord!
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Sounds like all re runs
not you all mind you but this
the fight, the contest, still in
the slough of despair
by Mox
tackle still intact
anticipating danger
grandma circumspect
by ash
oh so much hamas
thickly spread over the news
yet no tabooli
by ash
i hate him; i hate him
but I want to give his twin daughters
my hot steaming man juice
-
who is he??
by argh
times are good
times are bad
-
there is no time
we've all been had!
by argh
i cut it off
its good and gone
i cut it off
yes grandma's cock
by argh
Do you know what the
secret to shiner bock is?
animal enzymes
by Betty LeBomb
tomorrow, texas
steers queers and shiner bock beers
grandma has a cock
by ap
By Eris, take this
Ye Golden apple
and good love to thee...
by Mox
tonight we will love
not ever satiated
always satisfied
by ap
she loves me for this
no whining just plow ahead
jesus i love her
by ap
too tough to notice
insensitive fuck am i
life is for living
by ap
arthritic back pain
sailing today anyway
grandma has a cock
by ap
#i saw this:
$code or die;
#stupid elitist perl nazis.
#Why is $foo in a different
#namespace than $foo[0]?
by argh
ascii orgasm
on my keyboard
is this ISO compatible?
by argh
masturbating furiously
porno is great
the vikiden sooths my pain
by argh
you should be writing a book
your name, twinkie
twinkie twinkie little star
why don't you...
ok, this is dumb
by Twinkie
I think hostess twinkies
think that the price of carots in
japan think too much
by Something
I think that DJ J's ass tastes like
twinkies, because they both have cream
filling
by Something
That's some nasty cheese
peppered with black jumping fleas
stinks like crotch disease
by Betty LeBomb
