married gal comes soon
planned it for months and months
now i won't do it

Flitter flutter fly
her pettals dance in my sky
lift my steps so high

Possibility
is quickly superceded
by my lethargy

Knocking on the door
pink guerilla looking dude
calls himself Chariffe

moon on the water
after way too much smoko
looks a deep purple

there is a problem
internal server error
could e-prozac help?

twice upon a time
with confounding deja vu
it came together

different pathways
yet the same destination
who's navigating ?

urgent pungent surge
urging pulsating sexy
I love rock and roll

When stomach's a boiling
Asshole is fix'in to blow
Need a new o-ring

does jealousy hurt
or should it be a blessing
in relationships

jack asses, get THEM
off. Get a kick out of it.
then yer ass is grass!

stripper wicced!? So's
laura, Jenna, and a twin
to be named later.

Asses, get me off
but I have never stuck yours
smell your own cigar

re-puke-lickins in
a snit, shouldn't have to share
the democracy...
...witch ain't

strippin' wiccan bites!
you are blessed by good fortune
except on the prick

I'm at a strip club
the stripper is a wiccan!
Fuckin' bit my hand!

Is Betty LeBomb
an anal aficionado?
well, my ass IS sore...

Nervous ticks clicking
bored clicks ticking time away
helping end this day

five years from today
the date will be 6 6 6
now ain't that somethin'

back downtown again
wishing that i was with you
can't wait till later

I twirled like a fly
on a warm summer's wind
lightning bug for you

The rain, she visits
leaving wet towels around
asking to be fed

Again, the rain falls
wetting wet sidewalks once more
I see from in here

wicca and belthane
teevee and belaire: two most
likely to compete

"Those Burning Times again"
Is John Walsh right to point
Wicca with Satanism on
America's Most Wanted?

missed the three o three
all Mellie needed was sleep
she passed that deadline

With a whirl, that girl,
that grain's turned into a pearl
a mind to unfurl

circumcised granny
circumspection her forte
despoiled bollocks

I wish I could cheer
Mel up because I think she's
vedy vedy much ok
by me...

Queen of Swords...remember Queen of Swords!!!

o-oh, w-w-way
b-b--b-back th-th-there -
uh... w-way b-back...

wh-wh-wh-wh-where's
h-h-he s-s-ss-say
th-th-th-that, unc?

buh-buh-buh-buh-BOO,
un-un-unconceding sez,
"th-th-that's all, folks!"

Un-un-un-un-un-
unconceding can count but
he don't count for much

it's three o two now
I should be dead to the world
I need a bullet

that's a wise grandma
you may tackle me in fact
great expectations

Stare in disbelief
The damn server fails again
I dislike NT

Extra. Sugar free
It has laxative effects
Better stop chewing

Small, black, velvet bag
It came free with my walkman
But good for nothing

Curvy and Peachy
I look as she walks past me
I am such a letch

Squat, blue and yellow
Claims to be isotonic
Lucozade bottle

+ : running running
+ : running through the jungle
+ : can you smell the heat?

heavenly legspread
fuck it with a big ol' cross
prono with jesus

Texas, technical
ass of the u s of a,
bet yer split-tailed beehind.

East by west and trial by
on line fire, and Jesus was Lord
but I added Goddess to the song

feeling super blessed,
received more than I deserve,
Jesus is the Lord!

Sounds like all re runs
not you all mind you but this
the fight, the contest, still in
the slough of despair

tackle still intact
anticipating danger
grandma circumspect

oh so much hamas
thickly spread over the news
yet no tabooli