flutterbys are free
coast more in californey
flitter fly by me

rapid any trunks
doesn't bet you could if wish
THAT wonder wooden

knowledge incomplete
restrict hot air emissions
under mister bush

air is foulest there
it's something really stinky
someone tell him now

Dictionary site
speaks only meaning, not truth
I use apothegm

The final score was
Betty, seventy-seven
wiener dogs, zero

Eastern eastern cow
sitting there not wondering how
secrets of the Tao

Seeing your color
I scoop it up with my hands
and paint my blue sky

Gurtle turtle tree
someone grew a pearl in me
sinking deepest sea

eight times five is nice
forty seems almost too right
maybe eleven

Up down all around
squares and circles falling down
up around and down

Frogs rise up en masse!
bring us to the new order!
end the tyranny!

Hopping frog spotted
scrubing off his ugly spots
vainly floating frog

no one used haiku
1-1-1-6-9, but it
wasn't saved for me.

now I must wait for
1-1-2-6-9 to show
my thanks, but no thanks.

poor teva being
bored to death by you. why not
break her other hip.

My old pal Teva
Broke her hip and now she's bored
Poor crippled Teva

My old pal Teva
Broke her hip and now she's bored
Poor crippled Teva

My old pal Teva
Broke her hip and now she's bored
Poor crippled Teva

My old pal Teva
Broke here hip and now she's bored
Poor crippled Teva

sex with raver girl
police come take me away
said she was eighteen

by default you are
always at the top of my
fav party guest list

the bite hurt and bled
hand in the air, a trophy
at home, bleach-doused

In all eight directions
no Beasts, no funny dates...
if she strips and bites, ouch
give that girl a tip

married gal comes soon
planned it for months and months
now i won't do it

Flitter flutter fly
her pettals dance in my sky
lift my steps so high

Possibility
is quickly superceded
by my lethargy

Knocking on the door
pink guerilla looking dude
calls himself Chariffe

moon on the water
after way too much smoko
looks a deep purple

there is a problem
internal server error
could e-prozac help?

twice upon a time
with confounding deja vu
it came together

different pathways
yet the same destination
who's navigating ?

urgent pungent surge
urging pulsating sexy
I love rock and roll

When stomach's a boiling
Asshole is fix'in to blow
Need a new o-ring

does jealousy hurt
or should it be a blessing
in relationships

jack asses, get THEM
off. Get a kick out of it.
then yer ass is grass!

stripper wicced!? So's
laura, Jenna, and a twin
to be named later.

Asses, get me off
but I have never stuck yours
smell your own cigar

re-puke-lickins in
a snit, shouldn't have to share
the democracy...
...witch ain't

strippin' wiccan bites!
you are blessed by good fortune
except on the prick

I'm at a strip club
the stripper is a wiccan!
Fuckin' bit my hand!

Is Betty LeBomb
an anal aficionado?
well, my ass IS sore...

Nervous ticks clicking
bored clicks ticking time away
helping end this day

five years from today
the date will be 6 6 6
now ain't that somethin'

back downtown again
wishing that i was with you
can't wait till later

I twirled like a fly
on a warm summer's wind
lightning bug for you

The rain, she visits
leaving wet towels around
asking to be fed

Again, the rain falls
wetting wet sidewalks once more
I see from in here

wicca and belthane
teevee and belaire: two most
likely to compete

"Those Burning Times again"
Is John Walsh right to point
Wicca with Satanism on
America's Most Wanted?